Carl Cecere
@carlcecere.bsky.social
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To put this on the artists rather than the board members gamely contributing to the persistent enshittification of the Center is a lot.
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That 60 Minutes show on CECOT ought to be ready to play any day now, right?
2 days ago
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We’re watching Turn and my wife is getting impatient to learn what happens. I told her we’re living in what happens. She didn’t really appreciate that.
5 days ago
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Dear
@visittelluride.bsky.social
. Thank you for your email. You need to pay your ski patrollers more. I support their strike.
5 days ago
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I’m realizing that what I just thought were “movies” were actually “Rob Reiner movies” because he had such a string of them in a formative part of my youth. How spoiled we were.
5 days ago
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is a Christmas movie. Fight me.
6 days ago
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reposted by
Carl Cecere
Sean Marotta
6 days ago
The highest and best use of the emergency docket.
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It was an important issue for worthy clients.
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6 days ago
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The good news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases! The bad news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
7 days ago
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Hot tip for rebuilding a republic: Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
7 days ago
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Gonna be awkward when CBS wins an Emmy for a news program it refused to air.
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8 days ago
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I just think it would be better if I could go to the doctor’s office and the doc could say “you need these pills in this bottle I have filled for you.” No prescriptions.
11 days ago
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Straightforward from here: 1. Threaten to do unconstitutional things to health insurers. 2. Deploy national guard units to intimidate and provoke violent reactions from health insurers. 3. Blockade health insurer offices. 4. Bomb health insurer company vehicles.
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11 days ago
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Not beating those rumors about his failing health by adding his name to a building designated as a “memorial.”
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11 days ago
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It's this part of the graph, right there, that I just don't get.
12 days ago
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Aren't they f*&Iing beauties?
13 days ago
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Once again, it makes a lot of sense why Trump keeps bankrupting stuff.
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13 days ago
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It’s category error to believe that the things you post on the internet will have a measurable impact on the “dangerousness of the right.”
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15 days ago
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December academic challenge: “don’t say prenumbras, don’t say prenumbras, don’t say prenumbras”
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19 days ago
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Nobody does corruption better than FIFA. Makes me feel bad for the rest.
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19 days ago
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How did Scandinavian Christmas become like 60% Saw sequel?
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19 days ago
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Bit dogs always bark “waiver.”
19 days ago
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“Grandma, you’re trapped in a phone??!
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20 days ago
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The idea that something isn’t real until some stupid chatbot says it it’s real is gonna get us all killed.
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20 days ago
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Revealing of what, exactly?
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20 days ago
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Just got the most adorable email from a high school student addressed to “Professor Cecere.” It’s official. I am now of the academy. You may address me as one of your own.
21 days ago
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Look good work everyone building up a solid base but we need everyone to be praying harder. Christmas is in like 3 weeks people.
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22 days ago
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“Yes, they will like Russian Union better.”
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24 days ago
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Memorandum Dated: December 4, 2025 To: Firm From: Me Re: my feelings toward firm technology at the moment
26 days ago
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Kalishi just seems like a really terrible thing. Like creating-a-hedge-fund-to-buy-radioactive-waste-to-catapult-at-schoolchildren level of terrible.
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27 days ago
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I'm just trying to understand: Are they trying to make us hate AI in all its manifestations but also make it the only loadbearing member of the economy? Because it really seems like that's what they're doing.
28 days ago
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Look, being president requires a lot of stuff. And policy positions matter. But on spec I'd love to cast a vote for Mark Kelly for president.
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29 days ago
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It’s a fun debate but if the man on top says “kill them all” and the general decides he has to go back and kill the survivors to fulfill that directive, I don’t think the man on top is off the hook.
29 days ago
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So the man says he doesn’t know what part of his body got MRI’d and that’s supposed to evade concerns that it was obviously his brain that got MRI’d.
29 days ago
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I named my fists Communism and Socialism because I’m gonna teach people the difference between the two.
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29 days ago
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Honestly when I look at this pie I see qualified immunity.
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about 1 month ago
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The question of the day is which brief will be easiest to write when most of my mind is occupied by pie.
about 1 month ago
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Okay what additions to the White House are we gonna make when I become president? attorneydad with an early lead
bsky.app/profile/atto...
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about 1 month ago
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OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING PIE RANKINGS 1. I love all of them like my children you wouldn’t ask me to rank my children you ghouls.
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
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Ursula von der Leyen
about 1 month ago
With the work done in Geneva as Europeans, and with Ukraine and the US, we now have a starting point. I will outline some of the core priorities of Europe going forward ↓
link.europa.eu/jj4cqH
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“The Department of Picayune Garment Inspection.” But like, in a super-tough way.
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about 1 month ago
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I like the part where he highlights that Mark Kelly put out the message at great personal risk and showed enormous courage and clearly believed it was an important message to send whereas he recalls all the generals to tell the to do pushups and everyone he works with snickers when he leaves a room.
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about 1 month ago
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wait we won? we won We won! Holy cow WE WON
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about 1 month ago
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A pox on whomever did this to formal shoes.
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
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Orin Kerr
about 1 month ago
Especially for the 1Ls out there, preparing for their 1st set of law school exams, I wrote this post back in 2007 about how to get a good grade on a law school issue spotter. The post, "Bad Answers, Good Answers, and Terrific Answers," is available here:
volokh.com/posts/116838...
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Every one of my law student followers should read everything that
@orinkerr.bsky.social
writes about how to succeed in law school. The best is his article about how to read a case. This, however, on how to succeed on a law school exam, is only second by a hair.
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about 1 month ago
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I don’t think we are remotely prepared for the harm that will come from AI data slop. The harm we’ll suffer from inaccurate data will be bad enough. But far worse will be the erosion in trust that will result when people dismiss every inconvenient fact as AI data slop.
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about 1 month ago
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Trump is a sunflower he turns toward any sun he sees. doesn’t matter if it is the light from an oncoming freight train. This is why he ran on the Epstein files despite being criminally implicated in them. This is why he likes Mamdani even though he ran on hating Trump. It is not complicated.
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about 1 month ago
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"So does that mean I wish him well or ..."
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about 1 month ago
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What's harder and more face-melting than filing a brief in a bankruptcy appeal? Filing two briefs in a bankruptcy appeal on the same day.
about 1 month ago
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