Fedora Man just provided the recipe for curing the epidemic of male loneliness, if other 15 yr olds just care to listen.

IS THAT HIS CORRUPTO-JET

When I say he's out of his depth in trying to fix insurance on the fly, what I mean is he's in the wrong ocean.

Hey @arditidpopolo.bsky.social, I need your help to make sure I can keep up with my son skiing this year. Assume I have 3 2-hr blocks to row every week. What would you do for workouts in those times to maximize strength and fitness.

I keep watching this person in disbelief that she is such a ghoul.

Just a reminder that as much as we work with fancy words, appellate lawyers have to learn to be masters of understatement. When we call your brief "strong," that mean its will literally knock the paint off walls.

Gosh, maybe we shouldn't have demolished the White House.

When Elon started DOGE, I honestly thought he was coming from a decent place and wouldn't use the opportunity to corruptly enrich himself. He's the world's richest man, I figured. Why would he seek more through corruption? Why would he even care about money? Guess I was wrong.

New best way to Own the Libs just dropped.

These are numbers we haven't seen since after Jan. 6, which is so funny. It's as if the nation got over its collective hissy fit about people with purple hair asking impolitely for other people not to be killed long enough to realize that Trump is the same guy who did that.

My guess is the jury is probably having to discover the concept of jury nullification from first principles because they can’t be instructed on it. And ain’t no way they’re finding him to have committed a crime.

This sort of mentality wouldn't exist, and we wouldn't have to try and undo it through awkward application of injunctive relief, if people could just sue officers for damages.

Love it when Raffi live-posts an oral argument. Hate it when anybody calls it "skeeting."

WHAT THE SMOOTHED BRAINED HECK IS A NON-REVENUE RAISING TARIFF

All eyes are on #SCOTUS this morning because of this week's sole relist: Whether federal law pre-empts state laws allowing absentee ballots cast before election day to be received for a few days after it. This strikes me as a likely Friday/Monday grant. www.scotusblog.com/2025/11/the-...

The unitary executive in action. The president must have control of every function within the executive branch. But the president has no ability to run the executive branch. And doesn’t really want to.

Every day brings fresh outrage. But the thing that’s got my knickers in a twist today is the fact that when Biden was in office, we were inundated with “scandals” that were completely imaginary. Now the shit we complain about is all true and it’s way, way worse than their fabrications!

Right now I am feeling like I should have gone to see this trial in person.

I mean where have they been living, Raffi?

How do I arrange for both teams to win in Vandy v. Texas because I heart both.

Lemme get this straight. I don’t know any drug dealers. And none of the people I know know any drug dealers. But if I know a single person who knows a person who knows a person who knows a drug dealer that’s a death sentence?

Losing Terence Tao would be gutting.

I see how Trump bankrupted so many casinos.

Just a reminder that murdering a few random people in the middle of the ocean isn't anything approaching a drug enforcement strategy. Drug runners already live their lives under the fear of execution from other criminals. And their executions are a lot less dainty than ours.

I think the operative word is banana pants.

We have become a very climbing family. And that means dealing with some very stinky shoes.

STOP TRYING TO HIKE MOUNT WASHINGTON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

The story of America is “E pluribus unim” it means “out of many, one,” it describes what really makes this country great, its a bleeping good story and America should know it because ITS ON THE BLIPPITY BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPING MONEY.

New TV show idea: Its called the East Wing but its a multiverse mystery.

Beyond the sheer depravity and criminality involved, is there anyone that thinks just plunking random boats in the ocean will have any effect at all on the supply of illegal drugs? It just seems like murder porn.

You can’t call it “Trick or Treat” and not expect mischief. Plus we got all hopped up on so much sugar we probably could’ve levitated.

Wife: you should do more bike riding. Me: great idea yay! Bike: (in Italian accent) ah ha ha oopsies I no charge last night Me: Fine I’ll try tomorrow World: (same accent) ah ha ha oopsies I rain all day eh!

Okay legal tech. I get the CM/ECF notices already. There's no value-add when you just email me the same notices and then make me try to pay you for it.

I just can't believe he bulldozed the white house.

I think I understand how he bankrupted so many casinos.

Holy cow.

At this point, there’s more things that are broken than things that are working. It’s astounding.

People want power. They want notoriety. They want to be special. And some will do anything to achieve these ends. The set of people willing to pursue Trump’s baseless political prosecutions was never zero. From that perspective, it’s encouraging that the set has turned out to be one abject hack.

But if she didn’t think @annabower.bsky.social was a journalist then HOW WOULD IT EVER BE OFF THE RECORD

Lotta dudes in the GOP reviewing a lotta their old group text chains rn.

October campout vibes

I’m gonna write a memo that expands the funds in my firm’s bank account.

Rage, rage against the wearing of suits with sneakery-soled shoes.

I love how the shutdown has really only shut down parts of the government Trump doesn’t like anyway.

Nominating Preseason Halloween for best time of year.

This goes extremely hard.

Yeah okay so what is an “asshat?” I get that the hat is an intensifier. An asshat seems worse than a regular ass. But is it also somewhat descriptive? If so, how? Is the insult that you are compared to a hat that resembles a donkey? A hat that resembles a butt?

Go Big Green!

I rember being in a UCC class in law school (I think it was secured transactions) and being like "How on earth would a generalist judge be able to apply all these interlocking provisions in a single case?" With the benefit of experience I now know: They quite frequently can't."

Half of Matt's appellate-lawyering philosophy is like 99% of mine.