speaking as a skeptical hindu, i too hope the rapture is real

like i was saying

What’s the “hard way” then?

If Disney/ABC do end up suing the government, they should try to nix their settlement too—which was clearly coerced

i'll continue to use tylenol and motrin as my children get their early vaccinations

i'll remember that Stephen A. Smith sold Kimmel out so fast... probably wanted his time slot

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

“It’s not illegal for someone to take a bribe *before* they go into the government” Not good, if true

Ahem: bsky.app/profile/ggkr...

Hillary shouldn’t have said this

The hand gesture thing is about his own security guard, right? To even validate that, saying no more, is incredibly dangerous for that guy

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I am once again asking: What the motherfuck, Merrick Garland?

Dems should pick this up

Of course this shit didn't happen. Look ask anyone working food service how much time or how motivated they are during a rush to have funsies. You fucking don't. You want customers done and gone.

I am genuinely curious how much of the Disney+ cancelations are happening bc of bluesky. I see a lot of organization here on that

For real, go to rural areas in the country and you see a lot of foreign doctors. Why? Because only an Indian man who grew up in poverty wants to live in motherfucking Sapulpa, Oklahoma (my dad)

I think we are about to answer the counterfactual, what if Biden hadn’t left Afghanistan so hurriedly, chaotically. TBC I don’t know what the answer is going to be!

Some reporter should get in Cornyn/Paxton’s face about this

Honestly, Andor was so good, that I was willing to just keep my Disney+ charging me until the next good thing comes on. Even if they bring back Kimmel, I’ll only resubscribe if/when there is a new good thing

So Kimmel gets fired for supposedly misidentifying the shooter as MAGA (though that’s not quite what he said.) When do all the Fox hosts who misidentified the shooter as transgender get fired then?

What’s the relationship with the new h1b cost and nonenforcement of noncompetes? I take it that employers will try to make it up by cutting salaries and locking people in?

That's literally false. The Supreme Court has repeatedly held that praising someone's death is protected speech, including in Snyder v Phelps (2011), where protesters at a soldier's funeral held signs that said "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" & "Thank God for 9/11" rollcall.com/2025/09/19/s...

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Conan’s Mark Twain prize speech is an all-timer, he’s a real one

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Trump got hit for mortgage fraud, and thought “oh yeah, everyone commits mortgage fraud, so watch out!” and it turns out most people don’t commit mortgage fraud

To this point, I don’t have much interest in watching marvel/superhero movies made by a loser company like this

Jimmy Kimmel really didn’t even say anything false. It’s objectively true that Republicans were doing all they could to distance themselves from Tyler Robinson, that’s just a fact

HA

People should absolutely apply for this job, collect the money, and then not do any work. Rely on their (obnoxious) union to protect them (and maybe destroy that union in the process)

Oh you thought all those people subscribing to watch Andor didn’t understand what the show was about?

These kinds of bills are good of course, but the real answer is that a Dem president will just need to confiscate all of those proceeds

Kimmel’s joke is hall-of-fame political humor The setup is that MAGA is using the murder for political points. The punchline is Trump’s callous, apathetic response to Kirk’s murder MAGA has nothing to say about Trump’s sociopathic comments, but instead targets Kimmel—proving his very point

Hate to be a logic professor but these Kimmel remarks entail/imply nothing at all about what (Kimmel believed) Kirk’s killer might himself have believed. They’re about how others reacted. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/b...

One time a prominent law prof posted that they were doing an event including Ilya and said “what’s not to like?” Another eminent law prof responded: “Ilya Shapiro, that’s what’s not to like” I still laugh about that

Jimmy Kimmel watched his newborn son on the brink of death, made it through that horror, and instead of coming out and saying "Man, thank God I'm rich!" he said "Man, no one should have to go through that without resources and care." And he said it on national TV, and for that he has my respect.

If Andor taught us one thing, it’s that we should probably cancel Disney+ right now.

oof, it sucks to be so reliant on streaming services. like i really wish i had all the simpsons on dvd right now

if our constitutional rights are contingent on “dems winning 2026” or whatever, there are no rights

what world am I in…?

Canceling Disney+ 🤷🏽‍♂️

We have compelling evidence—victim testimony—that this is false

Ironic

“I’m all about free speech” but “we can’t let them communicate with each other”

These deaths are a real feather in the cap of Brian Kilmeade and Fox News.