New Fox starting its ratfucking campaign nice and early

From "we will bring down prices on Day 1" to "inflation is a relentless force of nature and we are just smöl beans uwu"

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social any interest in finding out why the White House is starting to resemble a locked memory care ward?

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Farewell sweet Prince

Leave, bitch

Well, well, well

I would quit my job and go live off the grid before having these words come out of my mouth in a judicial proceeding

So close 😬

yo @jaketapper.bsky.social

Trump openly campaigned on a guarantee that he would end this war on day 1 of his presidency (if not before), then said “lol just kidding" in April and the national press appears to be completely satisfied with that position.

Longest FG in league history, folks

Siri can you die of schadenfreude

Never thought about living in NYC, but the idea that Grand Nagus Zek could knock on my door at any moment and tell me about mayoral candidates is an attractive one

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

The Speaker of the House has effectively prorogued the institution in what appears to be an ongoing effort to avoid the release of the Epstein Files and somehow this is not a recurring front-page story

2025 me: So that lumberjack on the Real World? He's now the head of NASA and is publicly fighting with OJ Simpson's lawyer's daughter—who's super rich and influential—over the moon landing not being faked. 2000 me: What? 2025 me: Oh and Donald Trump is president… 2000 me: WHAT? 2025 me: …again.

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

I live 3000 miles from NYC and will be impacted not a whit by the outcome of this race but at this point I want to see Mamdani win in a landslide simply for the years of elite diaper-filling it will cause

Parks and Rec scene where Ben tells Joan Calamezzo that they couldn't get her a bottle of Chateau Marmont because it's a hotel in Los Angeles

CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York

Compare this attempt to manufacture an anti-Mamdani story out of nothing with CNN's editor-in-chief recently deciding that Trump's demolition of the East Wing was not worthy of coverage.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Confident in my ability to English, I sit down across from Chotiner. I tell him I'm ready for my interview. He doesn't immediately thank me for my time. He'd be more successful if he did, I think. He asks his first question. My brain immediately explodes through my skull, killing me instantly.

Well well well. If it isn’t the extended Blowjob Brothers universe

More from our long-running, Pulitzer Prize winning series: repetition of dubious and illegal things Trump says.

I'm sorry, but describing Congressional Republicans as "caught in the middle" of the shutdown is bizarre sanewashing. They could end this AT ANY TIME but have willingly (if not gleefully) ceded their position as a co-equal branch of government. This is their doing as much as Trump's.

Chris needs to donate his brain to science because this type of behavior is absolutely pathological

Man, I'm just too fucking tired at this point - one of you post the hot dog meme for me when you have a sec

ME: What’s the first rule of bite club? DRACULA: Is it biting? ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting. RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.

This needs to be the entirety of Democratic messaging for the foreseeable future

Me pretty much every Thursday:

The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault. --Tomorrow in the Free Press

Voters who see what Trump is doing right now--the demolition, the extortion, the lying, the targeting of enemies, the weaponization of every branch of government--and support it only because Democrats hate it are failed citizens and bad Americans. They do not merit anyone's respect or outreach.

In the realm of individuals who do not represent the overall views of Jewish Americans, Bedbug Bret is in the top 3

Getting a Nazi tat is a mistake you make once, keeping a Nazi tat is a choice you make every day

I'm calling it - this is a top 5 "main character on Bluesky" day: 1) small account 2) defending Nazi imagery and 3) specifically and repeatedly attacking a Black person for wholly imagined wrongdoing 4) loudly and self-righteously announcing his departure from the platform

The whole internet loves buff white populist, who combines left wing ideas with masculine aesthetics prized among reactionaries! *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo

I can tell you that much

JK Rowling’s name for an HBCU wizarding school would be the most racist thing ever committed to paper

Hersheys imply the existence of themtheys

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Call me a cringe lib, but "The President is posting AI slop of himself shitting on Americans exercising their constitutional rights" seems more than a little newsworthy

Say what you want about Stancilism but the man himself is on a generational posting run

Some of the best signs from Downtown San Diego #NoKings

I will go to my grave incandescently furious at the tens of millions of my fellow citizens who affirmatively chose four years of naked corruption and retribution over...a Black woman.

They are SO CLOSE to getting it