computer voice module lumpy space princess

Our episode of Fall of Civilizations is gonna be so dumb

"Do you have a favorite animal?" I asked the pirate. "Aye-aye," he replied.

TIL badgers are not only NOT the same species, they’re in two different FAMILIES. We just call them the same word because they look and act like that other guy we know.

My favourite books about young magic-users! Ft. excellent humour; themes of community, care, and hard work; genuinely moving moments; no “chosen one” bullshit; and more. Good for readers of all ages. The audiobooks might even be better. bookshop.org/lists/terry-...

Thanks to Ben Van der Voet for this incredible photo of me communing with the comics gods at ALYAC

Come on out to the Ashland Library in Ashland, MA for some good times, generously priced comics, and a live drawing competition with @gabrieljoyyy.bsky.social @normfeuti.bsky.social @kayke.bsky.social and Shaina Lu!

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Things are bad so here’s Ernest Shephard’s illustration of Owl from Winnie the Pooh and his misspelled signature

Things are bad so here’s Ernest Shephard’s illustration of Owl from Winnie the Pooh and his misspelled signature

Ever get in your own head while tying your shoes and just go fully existential about topology?

My theory is that Amazon bought the James Bond rights to prevent them from making a villain based on Bezos.

"I tell ya, the snow is so bad in Mass, they've got Taun Tauns in Taunton!"

No Cheat, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. He never seems to get my name right, and it’s kinda starting to seem like that’s on purpose. @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social

"I tell ya, the snow is so bad in Mass, they've got Taun Tauns in Taunton!"

A diary comic about the Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo (or MICE), a convention founded by artists @bradenlamb.bsky.social and @shelliparoline.bsky.social My pal @fairywarriorcat.bsky.social was one of the artists who got a minicomics grant for the last show

Footsball

General strike tomorrow

“Your coming to us is as the footsteps of doom”

There’s this one oddly shaped piece in the Lego set and I can’t figure out where it goes

Eddie Vedder looking for his favorite late-90’s ABC Saturday morning cartoon: 🎶Can’t find the Pepper Ann🎶

I dunno, sometimes you just get an idea and you have to see it through

Dan Moynihan was a super nice guy, whip smart, and drew amazing comics. He passed away a few days ago. We are gonna miss him dearly and his family needs your help. www.gofundme.com/f/support-be...

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Elvenescence

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Mithrandeerhoof

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Oingo Gloingo

A Lord of the Rings cover band called They Might Be Cave Trolls

the truth about mice (written by @punstar.bsky.social)

The way you can tell the Baby Sitters Club GNs don't take place in the present day is that not every single child is wearing Crocs at all times

Did some quick illos of the customized monsters that my players ran into last night in my D&D game

When the Count is tabulating comic pages to be flatted

Water Bud There's nothing in the rulebooks that says a golden retriever *can't* be king of Atlantis...

Going through some old files and found my notes for my 2020 Honey Heist game about stealing some Ancient Egyptian immortality honey (which I titled, "Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and This Bear"). I forgot I named the benefactor of the museum exhibit Ramsay Oswald Mandeus.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

☑️ Pencils

I just checked the script and I have to axe these panels but I thought I'd let you see them before they disappear

Didn’t manage to get a photo on the night, but here are both of our costumes from Halloween.

Didn’t manage to get a photo on the night, but here are both of our costumes from Halloween.

I don’t want a Star Trek movie that’s just “TV gang gets back together for one last mission”. I want, like, Hunt For Red October But With Romulans.

I don’t want a Star Trek movie that’s just “TV gang gets back together for one last mission”. I want, like, Hunt For Red October But With Romulans.

Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title The Mid-Century Modern Prometheus

You have not the strength of will to withstand the following JAZZ SESSIONS OF TERROR

Sweet peas are made of peas Who am I to dig some peas I travel the world and the seven peas Everybody’s legume for somethin’

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

*Tom Petty as a seasonal allergen*: 🎶And I’m tree… I’m tree pollen🎶

*Tom Petty as a seasonal allergen*: 🎶And I’m tree… I’m tree pollen🎶