reasonable!! open.substack.com/pub/timbeaux...

👨👩👨‍👩‍👧‍👦RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩👨 Nethermurk Episode 33: HUMANS

Tomorrow's episode of @rudetales.bsky.social has one of my favorite one-line dumb bit NPCs that I've ever come up with

I started a PATREON. This is where I'll be posting new comics and TV stuff now. L*nk in B*o. Thank you!

Been hearing this is a good podcast, if only there was some kind of 'internet' or 'podcasting app' or 'patreon' I could download it from...

Please listen to @starsofspace.bsky.social to hear the mirrorverse episode where I get into a fight with myself

beautiful men hold their adoring gaze when Emily compares their culture to marketing strategies

2026 just might be the year Lisa Todd Wexley finishes her docuseries!!

thank you #tips

"marty supreme" is what i call supermarkets

new lil post

The Harlem Globetrotters are STILL competing? My god they must be old as sin!! Unless they updated their roster? But if not…my god!

2025’s not over. Don’t wait until 2026 to hear the Most Important Podcast ever made

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

ANTICIPATE ME, DADDY time.com/7340990/most...

Lou Reed on Frank Zappa, "I think he doesn't like himself very much, and I think he's right."

today is a better day to listen to YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH because today your family is tired of you and we're not we'll never be we love you no recording today

so…don we NOW?

Maroon 5 voice: This! Horse! Is! Kicking my dad to death, Kids say goodbye, No grampa anymooore,

people can surprise you if you give them the chance.

It simply isn't Christmas until I hear a @timplatt.bsky.social creation myth Go listen to the show that originated (perfected?) Yuletide Kombat Family today!

Oh These, Those Maids-a-Milking!

All I want for Christmas is a darker, more twisted Grinch 🥹

Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR 🎄✨️🎄✨️🎄✨️🎄

The Harlem Globetrotters are STILL competing? My god they must be old as sin!! Unless they updated their roster? But if not…my god!

It out now headgum.com/rude-tales-o...

Christmas comes surly this year

So there's no Doctor Who christmas special on TV this year but INSTEAD, you should listen to last year's Yuletide Kombat, in which the doctor has to kiss a dog by midnight (and feel it) or all is lost headgum.com/rude-tales-o...

catch up before tomorrow

catch up with last year’s ep!

every year I run a made up game where Xmas characters fight in melee Kombat and the only diff this year is that it a race now on @rudetales.bsky.social

on Tuesday... it works

The Rude Tales of Magic Sweet Tooth agenda back in full force I see

exactamundo mille!

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🎄🔫👕OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE👕🔫🎄 Episode 102: Hard Die

Ripping a phone book in half? A real man is strong enough to rip a phone book back together

if I have to pray for someone I’d like it to be for someone gorgeous and pure

Of course Wemby plays chess. Another sport where being 7’3’’ helps him dominate. From that height he can see his opponents side of the board!

to the ny knicks basketball isn’t just fitness it’s also a game a game where winner is king

Tonight all New Yorkers will be drinking out of cups. And you know what? So will I.

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