Walmart was in such a hurry to get me my copy of shin Godzilla they neglected to take it out of its plastic lockbox I know it can be thwarted with a magnet but surprise I don’t have a big magnet because I’m a normal person

What is “nitro” what possible services could possibly provide that anyone would pay for it Discord is the little prison I keep the people in my phone inside I’ve never once been like “there is a feature I am sorely lacking and will pay ANY price to obtain”

eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time

My favorite part of the Nioh games is that when you do the “join as cooperator” it’s just a button that automatically looks for a thing and you just join you don’t have to put down a sign or anything just boop right from a menu

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Oh, you're watching the "Big Game" for the ads? How simple-minded of you, how disgustingly consumerist. Hope you enjoy your bitcoin-funded AI soda pop or whatever!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to this 30-minute Nintendo Partner Direct that concludes with a Fallout 4 port for Switch 2

I never noticed this either.

if Kid Rock plays We Are Charlie Kirk i’ll put him on every tv in the bar

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

I’m glad brook and Zoro got to do something this week after what felt like 6 months of flashbacks

lol this cartoon is going to create a generation of freaks that will make homestuck freaks look quaint Good good yes sickos guy in the window

Nioh 3 is funny I’ve never played a dark souls game that rewards you so much for being cheap. No rewards for playing “honorably.” Tons of incentive for jolly cooperation. Use all your consumables fucking go apeshit other wise you will get slammed in the dirt by guys who just pop out of nowhere

there's a movie out this weekend about a scary whistle and it launched with zero marketing like it fell out of a time portal from 2003

Love bite

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

used a big black marker to write 'MIGRAINE" on yesterday's logbook page, for posterity. this is so people in the far future will know why i didnt get anything done that day. "finally we understand why she got nothing done that day" they will say 'and we forgive her"

drive thru

Rewatching helluva boss and it’s very funny that vivzie was like “you know how I love the dynamic of royalty sacrificing their social position because they fall in love with a peasant what if we just did it twice in the same season”

special hat

I love u bibinba

A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.

I haven’t really thought much about hades 2 since I stopped playing it a few months ago but I appreciate the folks who just occasionally drop porn of it like thanks, my friend, for this picture of nemesis railing melinoe it is a balm to my weary soul

I can’t imagine getting booed by an entire stadium it seems like that would cause your ego to physically manifest outside of your body so it could kill itself like bud dwyer

Most bizarre part of the movie copshop: the protagonist (a black woman) tells a story about how her grandfather was a Nazi stationed in North Africa to make a point about lost causes or something to which I say: huh? What the fuck are you talking about movie?

There is a bit in copshop where a cop gets shot in the legs and then tased and then and gets his legs sprayed with mace pretty funny stuff

look, please don't tell me to try other games, okay? the neopets ttrpg is what we're all familiar with. we use a homebrew setting instead of neopia and we ignore some of the rules about grappling and using rations during long-distance travel, but other than that it's exactly what we want.

BEFORE SEEING KRULL: all anyone seems to talk about from that movie is the glaive JUST AFTER SEEING KRULL: i mean that wasn't great, but it was fun. certainly more to it than one gimmick weapon! TWO WEEKS AFTER SEEING KRULL: i mean, i remember the glaive

I love this channels stupid Elden ring cartoons youtube.com/shorts/iqroO...

Since it seems like iron lung is an unqualified success I hope we get a dusk movie next that is 90 minutes of a guy rocket jumping and flushing stuff down a toilet

I know most mascot platformer mascots are naked but something about Mohawk from Mohawk and headphone jack feels really gross can we PLEASE get some clothes for my boy here

When I was a little kid I always thought of David Tomlinson as “Man Angela Lansbury” Mangela Lansbury, if you will.

Can't believe ICE recruited Still Wancil, the Waluigi of Will Stancil

mwee !!

kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable

anxious friend: I just feel like they're all out to get me. every worker at every store, every restaurant, judging me, disgusted by me me, a materialist, comforting them: they don't hate you specifically. they just hate the societal role you are taking relationally to theirs. but they do hate you.

MAMMALS/3DCAT.GIF

this barrier cannot stop me

the current government cut a lot of Science funding. "big ass starfish" became super popular, and a symbol of support to the scientists

I think that dropout should fly Carly Monardo and Christopher Hastings out to LA to do a dimension 20 I think the world would be better for it

Excited for new Baki season. Love to see barely animated hideous men kill each other

Nothing is more disappointing than getting a smoothie and discovering it’s a “healthy” smoothie so it tastes like if you filtered a la croix though gravel

damn girl are you Balatro because you retrigger the shit out of these jokers

breathtaking

I love that rich people have the ability to go anywhere and do anything and what they want is to be popular on twitter Personally I would pay a thousand artists to paint a giant mural about how great I am and then hang it from the Empire State Building for 100 years

the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing