*watches new GitS* Ugh how can I possibly question what it means to be human while also making room for humor and horniness, experiences that are completely separate??

I’m going to post my favorite commission I’ve ever gotten again

I have an evil job now too but I’m not going to post about it or defend it this will be the last time I’ll ever mention it please Americans shut the fuck up about your evil job

Check out this super fat goat I saw at a petting zoo this is the exact way I want to live forever

I have will stencil blocked do you think he will still see this tweet will please if you see this post knock on the table three times

Time is a flat circle.

I want a tachikoma so bad they are a first round pick for “sci fi thing that I would want for real”

2024

My first american restaurant experience

Jimothy was cared for by his family and survived to an adulthood where he could live as well as any other raccoon. Sometimes Nature kisses the brick before she throws it, huh

Really good trolling would be to go see Picnic at Hanging Rock with some friends and then 35 minutes in get up and leave the theater and disappear and never be seen again by anyone in their entire life

Doomsday trailer might as well have just been a camera panning across a bunch of action figures while the avengers theme music plays

Many of you

The only good thing Argentina has ever really done is form a mob to try and murder Jeremy clarkson

I think it’s pretty funny that Jenny Nicholson clearly deeply loves goofy theme park shit and because of her galactic starcruiser video she is now definitely on some kind watch list at every theme park

JESUS CHRIST HXH LETS GOOO

Jesus Christ hxh

John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

Gonna get into puppy play but I'm 41 years old and have terrible knees so I just get to lay in a sunbeam until someone feeds me some ibuprofen hidden in a piece of cheese

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

I’m going to say that ray from Mr inbetween has trans masc dirtbag energy even though he is very much not trans or queer at all idk he has the vibe

my lovely animation of dogsona trying to pick up as many ticks from the grass as possible like a katamari

@stguac.bsky.social have u seen the tv show Mr inbetween I think u would like it since u liked breaking bad and better call Saul It’s about a crime guy who is a a good person even if he is very much a crime guy

they are putting me in the scary glowing boiling goop today

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Guess what bitches look who has tickets for motherfucking Shakespeare in the park that’s right this fucking bitch

My favorite lesbian ship dynamic is “stuntwoman vs gymnast” youtube.com/shorts/oakL7...

This is one of those dumb crossover ideas I needed to execute on. #tadc #ffvii #finalfantasy #wayfulzart

Is it just me or is Bluesky working worse than usual

The absolute cheek to put out a teaser for a movie that comes out February 2028 fuck OFF

"It's Fife o' Clock Somewhere" Great name for a Fife album.

I’m glad that horror has moved from silence of the lambs style trans killers to movies like evil dead rise and cuckoo where the trans teens are just brutally tortured

Windex Xenomorph 💦

My mom somehow managed to make friends with my boss’s boss’s boss’s boss’s wife in a chance five minute conversation Maybe the most powerful Midwesterner on earth

@asterionhex.monster have you seen any of these? I’m excited

How I feel cracking open my twentieth Pokemon game. Given that the first art I post here isn't Metroid-related is another tall blonde lady, I'm starting to think I have a type. #pokemon #fancomic #cynthia

The state of dew releases

I’m glad luffy is back to getting his ass kicked even if imu absolutely does not have the sauce. Luffy needs to get rocked occasionally

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

The cia used the heart attack gun to keep Lindsey graham from telling America about how the deep state sabotaged the war in Iran true Americans will never spread this truth

What is will graham doing in law and order

Just found. Out my good efriend Linsey G has passed away. I am only now lrearning about his career but I speak for the entire Terraria server when i say we have lost greatly

Xal'atath pissing off Alleria Windrunner the game the experience #worldofwarcraft #art