First chair clarinet emeritus
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From 2007-2009 I was the best clarinetist at my high school
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Keith
about 22 hours ago
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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~garry~
1 day ago
Sony is taking this away from us
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Willie Dustice
1 day ago
āThey were also the crews on slave ships, though obviously not the captainsā he added.
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kelsie
1 day ago
We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like āhe was trying to kill meā and his owner said āwell, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a faceā and it Moved Me
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
2 days ago
It really is the most important fact about the time.
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Museum of Twitter
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Kurbs
22 days ago
Please Use AI
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mindflakes
4 days ago
My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 year ago
And the Michelin Man removed the tireĀ from his waist and gave it to them, saying,Ā āTake this and drive; for this is my body.ā
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little lamb
7 days ago
if a cop pulls you over start shooting
#lawyer
#legaladvice
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Todd in the Shadows
8 days ago
Both Messi and Ronaldo have complimented Trump so it's not about either men's actual politics. Here's my best explanation for this phenomenon: authoritarians think Ronaldo is better because they're fucking stupid
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Pavel
9 days ago
Graphic design is my passion.
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Ppallo
5 months ago
A question many readers have asked after reading "Evil Up Close: The Rise of the Triarchy and the End of the 100 Year Peace" is "couldn't you have done more as one of the Triarchs?" But you have to understand that 33% is not a lot of all the power to have, and I had some anxiety at the time.
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The Onion
10 days ago
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTONāCalling the discovery the āclearest proof yetā of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
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potion of
4 months ago
in this 4-hour video essay we will be covering a surface level analysis while making several fundamental errors. patreon in description
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f. lee
15 days ago
#junicorn
day 16 ākintsugiā
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rich traditions
11 days ago
one thing i did really like about living in france was living in a country that was responsible for slaughtering so many english people over untold centuries. i admired them. the sallow european marsh ape have butchered each other for millennia for things like saying si instead of oui or vice versa
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Better Things Are Possible
11 days ago
Important reminder: it is "father's day" not "good father's day" you are not excused from honoring bad fathers and they deserve the exact same amount of love and appreciation ā¤ļø
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June Martin
14 days ago
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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acabylon bee
14 days ago
my mayor is muslim, my bacon egg cheese gentile, my president is a freaking pedophile
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Brendel
15 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Patrick Monahan
15 days ago
Wonderful
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Catbus
18 days ago
lotta people on here:
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Patrick Cosmos
18 days ago
the entire new york knicks team is sitting cageside at the white house tonight. "donald trump showed up for us. now we're showing up for him" your favorite player said
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Jon Bois
18 days ago
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
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stim possible
about 1 month ago
i hate her guts, but making a sports bet with ted cruz is undeniably a good piece of business
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Fred Katz
19 days ago
The most KAT thing of all time ā he was holding up the walkway off the court because he wanted to share the trophy with Knicks fans, so he stopped and leaned into the stands to let a bunch of them touch it. They reacted like it was the best moment of their lives.
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Razzball
19 days ago
Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just canāt lose. This year the Knicks are that team. Thereās signs everywhere if you look for them
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Oh No He Didn't
19 days ago
KAT: "Shoutout to my brother Anthony Edwards talking to him all the time. Those guys made me better, they made me a better leader, they made me a better player, made me the man I am today. Forever grateful for them"
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functional moron
8 months ago
unfortunately if new york elects a good mayor the knicks will be allowed to win the title
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Kenny Logins
2 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka āmr blueskyā
19 days ago
To make soccer more accessible for those of us who like to look at their phones a lot, they should show the matches on a short delay and sound an airhorn when a goal is about to be scored
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more mr. nice guy
19 days ago
yea dawg you can look up all kinds of crap on these bad boys
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wargen
19 days ago
jigsaw: you are so addicted to social media you struck and killed a child while on your phone and driving. your selfishness took something beautiful from this would. your beauty must also suffer. i want to play a game. me (on my phone): mhmm
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This is the Knicks best start all series
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Molly Knight
20 days ago
THATāS TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA
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Cats with Jobs āļø
20 days ago
Ballerina. š©°
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Maggie Serota
about 1 month ago
If I were an action hero, this is what Iād say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit š
about 1 month ago
So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf
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logo, #1 minnesota patriot
22 days ago
The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"
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Daniel Drezner
22 days ago
Look, Iām sorry but I just canāt believe the Knicks came all the way back. And I bet a lot of my fellow basketball fans feel similarly. This calls into question the legitimacy of their Game Four win.
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Lį“É¢ź± Bį“É“į“į“ ÉŖį“į“ āØ
21 days ago
Recap if you missed it
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Haus of Decline
21 days ago
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Helioscope
23 days ago
illustration by Jack T Cole
@newjackcole.bsky.social
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Did Mrs. McChristmas rewatch Dinotopia recently or did its saurian wisdom just stick with her?
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Laura Bassett
24 days ago
Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
23 days ago
Knicks fans, itās hard to process a playoff loss after a long win streak, but take a deep breath this morning and repeat to yourself: - That WAS the series turning point - The Spurs WILL win three of the next four - The League DOES want Wemby as their new face - You CANāT stop it
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Luke Braun
26 days ago
She was like āIām getting some finishing sugarsā and I thought surely sheāll be buying a normal number of finishing sugars
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