I just remembered one year I didn't have an Otakon costume so I spray painted a 1 on a shirt and got a pair of bunny ears at the toy store and BOOM instant "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" bunny

Lesbian icon Hathaway Noa

Got to Hathaway just in time!!! Last showing in the city, I and my husband are the only ones in the theâtre 😌👌

Lone Wolf and Cubone

Trans people are not “fighting for unpopular positions that society isn’t ready for.” Trans people are fighting to KEEP the rights we have enjoyed for decades. We have been able to legally change our gender markers since the 70s and before. Same with bathrooms, sports, youth, all for decades.

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap

This is only a problem if you're a herbert

@asym.bsky.social the frat orcs are gonna be devastated

Update: either the crit counts as a crit and is otherwise a negatable success, or it just counts as an auto hit. I think I'm leaning towards the former. In FFSWRPG the face is also just two successes so that's an option, three is just too many

Hell yeah

the CEO of Nabisco has announced that owing to the popularity of Oreos, which contain chocolate, which is poisonous to dogs, they are moving away from cookies to just selling huge jars of dog poison

miis Noin from Gundam Wing I will always love you

this is a masterpiece

Still looking for recommendations, I forgot about "Shiver," probably the best song ever written about not knowing how to function in a relationship that isn't outright toxic

"this is why we can't have nice things" the nice things used to be like, expensive plates. Now it's "enough food", or "insulin", or "the right to make fun of the president"

RIP Schlitz

I am in a perpetual state pf wanting a sandwich

Bart's Revenge

Ok so the main problem with combining L5R dice with Pokémon is that there are only d6 and d12, and that's not a whole ton. I need to check out the older edition rules but that's really hard since The Eye got taken down

(shoving Google CEO's face into the ground) I DO NOT WANT MY THINGS TO TALK TO ME

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

Thinking about this again, I think I'll be thinking about it for a while. Fundamentally Pokémon's core interaction is combat where L5R's is politics. Hm hm hmmmmm

You ever think about how a Ditto transformed into a Shuckle is strictly better than that Shuckle?

"People treat characters like they're real people and real people like they're characters." Whew.

oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful

Dudes with hobbies rock.

Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.

This love triangle it is biz Arre it is really fucking strange

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXdG... Fender won a court case in the EU and is now sending threatening letters to other companies (including US companies) telling them to destroy all their stock of stratocaster-shaped bodies etc. The strat body has been in public domain in the US since 2009, btw.

Voting for me is easy. You can write my name in the write-in box and then fill in the bubbles accordingly. If you need to pull out your phone to look up how to spell my name, that’s completely fine. I hope I can earn a first place ranking on your ballot. Andreaformaine.com

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

"and the representative character of the tech guys trying to turn the federal government into their personal empire will be named Augustus Dorko"

Any mustelid fans here?

4× biscuits & gravy, oranjuice, and toast (for what gravy remains)

The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Considering the value in reworking Pokémon Tabletop United yet again to work with Legend of the Five Rings dice and making my friends play a Pokémon Conquest campaign

a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')