Excuse to post a classic?

I’m howling.

if i’m being completely honest: if ever you find yourself in a situation where the psionic bits of your psyche are getting encoded on the holographic boundary of another? that’s on you. that doesn’t happen by accident man , you had to go looking

I can't wait until people start ********* *** ****** in the streets

I just needed this image for a joke with my wife so if you haven't seen it, may I present the cover of: BIG BEAR - DOIN THANGS

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

what app do all my podcast enjoyers out there use for listening? I'm transitioning off Spotify and most of the other apps I've used have some weirdness or another

calling Tom Nook a landlord is so funny, he literally gives you a free house

nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position

man why did they have to cast Jeremy Renner in the new Knives Out movie 😭

the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving

it does not feel good to need car repairs done or to pay for them to be done but it does feel good to have them be done

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

there's a "build the wall" / "X gets the wall" joke somewhere but I don't have the acumen to put it together

Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.

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We are so back. Please donate at the link below; we promise to spend it on building a city we can all afford and NOT on a fancier camera dolly

not my hometown but I did my undergrad in Rochester NY and the garbage plate is quintessential slop

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."

#3157 A helpful tutorial

I've been kinda obsessed with this band for the past couple weeks

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

No you don't, you want universal basic income and health care. Don't get distracted!

The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers

Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

I would personally never use a product

many of you on here

No, no I think it’s great that we’re dividing child molesters up into groups based on whether their victims are in training bras or not

chickens really popped off with "eggs"

West of Loathing (Asymmetric, 2017)

Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”

anyone have the source of all these trump/clinton jokes handy?

Little errand run with @boogerbabe.blackskycomra.de <3

His name is Zac Segal, and he sicced the gestapo on as many innocent folks as he could. Make sure no one ever forgets what this British kid did.

I appreciate that the people in all of the Valve hardware ads aren’t doing that phony smiling and laughing with friends thing you see in all the Nintendo commercials. Person on the left here looks authentically annoyed. True gaming.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

busy week for these guys

"spicy peanut noodles" is such a beautiful concept