Men Shall Know Nothing of This http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/ernst-men-shall-know-nothing-of-this-t00336

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Today I met a tortoise named IHOP Steve

I’m still getting used to having a period again and damn those things really do come every month don’t they

jellyfish babies in the jellyfish nursery

Love a good chin wag with my hairstylist

Revere Beach or Mexico in a movie from the 2000s

When I said I was feeling nostalgic I didn’t mean I wanted everything to be sepia toned

I’m hip I’m with it I’m finally watching Widow’s Bay

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

Cyclosporiasis cases multiplying meanwhile my diet is 75% fresh produce this time of year I’m probably screwed right

Don’t get me started on my harmless pet conspiracy theory that direction apps are designed to keep you lost and dependent on their app to tell you where to go

The Banjo Lesson, painting by Henry Ossawa Tanner (1893). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ban...

Guys as an Italian American I regret to say it but this is art

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

prepared for the day's fresh new horrors

Tetanus is returning. In the 1930s, Tetanus was widespread in the US. The development & deployment of vaccines reduced annual cases from ~ 600 in the 1940s to 17 in 2020. Mortality dropped 99%. There is no cure for tetanus. We have forgotten how life was before vaccines. 🧪 archive.today/c6QVx

I make it a policy not to get into political arguments online but I made the mistake of speaking up when one of my good friends kept using his significant online following to promote Platner, and I was roundly scolded for it. I won’t soon forget!

Between the heat and the rain my hair has been giving me that chic drowned rat look lately

Home sweet home

🎶 hot beans in the summertime! 🎶

Odiorne State Park. Really swimming around in the ol’ amniotic fluid.

You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been.

Made an inspired move while making shrimp scampi…boiled the shells in salted water to make a broth then used the broth to cook the pasta and finish the sauce. Takes an extra ten minutes but it pays dividends (turns out it had already been invented but I came to it independently)

Screaming Head, by Julio González Spanish, 1876-1942 1940 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/6173

Dewp facts

I’m an adult I can have two popsicles if I want

Bruce is shedding like a mf

Bobby Omlettes back at it again

The Dunning Krueger Experience

When Jackass Forever came out I was brutally depressed and was basically dragged out of the house to the theater and I laughed more than I had in recent memory. My mental health is incredibly bad right now and I don’t want to stake too much on the new one but I do need this

Rock and roll estate sale

No better time to remind you to read Liberation Day by George Saunders (the story--you can also read the rest of the collection of the same name, if you like)

The insurance money came in for my old car today. RIP old car.Thanks for carrying me on a bunch of adventures and for moving all my stuff around.

Karl Blossfeldt Sambucus racemosa (Red Elderberry Flower Bud) 1928

Fragments by Vasily Kandinsky, 1943 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137846

Bruce had to share the house with a DOG today and he was very brave about it

happy father’s day

Happy Father’s Day to my dad who sends the most Dad emails with links to Dad Songs

On the day the horseshoe crabs came.

Snake charming in Seattle, summer of 2019

This was up for grabs in my local buy nothing FB group but I was sadly too slow on the draw to have it haunt my house

Newbury, NH

Skin from a snake, blood from a stone

I broke a nail then had a total meltdown about how I destroy everything I love and nothing will ever be good again and I can’t say I enjoy period mood swings

I don’t know what I was expecting but this book is much more graphic and disturbing than I anticipated!

None better than

I was going to go on an adventure today but frankly I don’t enjoy this weather and don’t feel all that bad about staying inside, making sun tea, and reading a book