I need fluffier ends on my q tips. I got screwed.

Moonday

I don’t have what it takes to join Team UPS. I apologize.

I love a mid-morning nap. I sleep my cares away. Dream life is lit. I own a tiny book shop, but only the right people can see or open the door. Bozos stroll on by.

As a “past smoker” I was able to check the box that allows me to be eligible for a Covid shot at my local CVS. Also, I am rampantly mentally ill, but that’s nobody’s business but my own.

Waiting to punch out from mom duty so I can go running I am just about foaming at the mouth over here

Can I be a horse. Seems nice.

You guys, I did not know people could look like this. This is a new variant. I like to play Yahtzee for a little less than an hour, I’m guessing. That’s probably enough for me. It is a fun game though.

Exsqueeze me

Peace will feel like boredom. << I keep seeing coaches and therapists saying this. And folks, I don’t know peace between ongoing relational strife and worries about the world, so the idea of boredom sounds great. And I believe what they say. So the next time I am bored, I am going to celebrate

Luv ya zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxx 💨

Ugh. I mean stuggling! You see what I mean.

Sruggling

I ate a protein bar and some popcorn. Stayin alive stayin alive 🕺💃🏼

Ugh no

I’m going to binge Scandal today. Kerry Washington is so pretty and that soothes me. I hate that horny president. I hate him in a way that hits too close to home.

My eyeballs feel hot in the way they do when I am a sick baby.

I’m a sweetheart

It’s a bit early for this

I clean the toilets, I deserve a voice.

Spouse has to go to Walmart. I asked for Haunted Chocolate Lucky Charms.

Hahahahha I like stuff and people and things

But so because I do not care anymore. (yes I do)

It’s no coincidence that Walmart rhymes with mall fart.

When though

TV is such a ripoff man. Give me some scrambled porn and a free HBO weekend, showing St. Elmo’s Fire 5 times in a row between 10 pm and 5 am.

You might think I’m less introverted than I actually am.

baby animals

How are you? You can say “bad” to me if that’s how you feel, and you want to be honest. I really want the truth. Me? I am medium-bad today.

I hate what the universe makes me have to be

Woke up from a very stressful dream about bad time and task management. I was apologizing all over the place for my failures, and having to do it quick because I was going to be late for work

Idgaf Jk ig all the f’s

Did you know that if you are in crisis and you have a minor daughter, you can give her bangs instead of yourself

Everyone on the town forum is posting that their cat is missing. I’m telling you it is the coyotes. They got Darryl.

How do you feel about being scathed?

An entire week of total solitude would really fix me.

I made soup

Sorry for causing all the problems of the world.

Admitting to myself that I feel kind of sick today, and I don't have to know what it is or where I picked it up, and resting is legitimate and sensible. My human worth remains intact, even if feeling "vaguely ill" is sort of weaksauce. I almost forgive myself.

glurph.

Something new I learned about myself today: Don’t ever fucking ask me if I have “laundry dreams” because it turns out that question will trigger my rage. Now my laundry dream is to get the blood stains out of everything after I commit murder

Not in the mood for Ken Burns.

Wood stove crankin. It’s cold out this morning.

Tell me you scrape your pints level too

Arrived in Vermont five years ago today.

I’m definitely going to need a lot of little gourds this year

Jail

Went for a pleasant stroll. Bilateral movement helps me process my feeeeelings

I want broccoli cheese soup

Was that comet last year a portent of doom