I remember Decembers that did not feel like paralysis, dread, and overwhelm, but that was a long time ago. Man, I used to have energy to sing madrigals at the god damn hospital. All that stuff. Arts and crafts and cocoa and pet a reindeer. Ho.

If this trivia night at the local store keeps happening, I can be the best person. I am champion

Just shit smeared, all of it.

Never been that into Wilco on their own, but “Mermaid Avenue” had a chokehold on me, and is still an All-Time Favorite. Now I see the album is going to be performed live next summer, and I don’t think I should miss that.

My boy has a ski race today. I gotta put on my snowpants. I don’t have a cowbell. I fear the reaper.

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue youtu.be/OIah18jcJko?...

If you’re not self-administering the PHQ-9 every few weeks, how do you even know you’re still alive?

Threads is bizarre. I can get 100,000 views and people conversating by the hundreds in my comment section on some random thought, and then my posts after that will get 3 views. Here, it is consistently low key. I think I’ve gotten 100+ likes on a sky pic once. Seen more dick here, but anus there.

Sorry guys, I should go low-FODMAPs with my diet but I love bloomin onions so much.

Condé Nasties.

No but fuck all the yeah buts and what ifs because I think a dog will save me

J. Edgar Hoover called. He said these people are not very sane.

Happy 250th, Jane 🫶🏻

Watch the fuck out this bitch has entered her luteal phase

Everyone should have some cocoa

I almost just absent mindedly started taking down Xmas tree ornaments, like “might as well get a jump on clearing out this mess.” So that’s how my holiday spirit is going.

I did my miles again. It’s my only “At least____” at the end of the day. At least I did the miles. Olivia Pope was with me today.

Imagine there’s no guns

I did an AI one time and it felt so bad and wrong I haven’t done it again.

HBD DVD

Henry Mancini’s “Carol for Another Christmas” is the best unknown Xmas song. It’s the oboe and the Newhart vibes.

I’M LISTENING TO SOLANGE

Ok I can pump one iron. Let’s go.

Weird muscle twitch, maybe dying?

Gotta crank out a treadmill 10K so I need a movie. Can you believe I have never seen 10 Things I Hate About You? Well, I’m about to watch 3/4 of it now.

Can I pet your dog

Twice this week, my cards have shown me The Devil in a surprising context. And idiotic me moves toward it because I am hungry for lessons. Been running right at what scares me because I know avoidance is what’s perpetuating my misery! (lol) Cursed existence, longing for asteroid. ETC

Spotify synced the Spanish lyrics for Shakira Unplugged.

My child is giving me the k pop demon hunters brain worms. It’s the lobotomy I have been praying for.

I saw in the local paper that my now retired therapist is playing Ebenezer Scrooge in a community production of “A Christmas Carol” and I love that she is out there doing the very stuff she encouraged me to do, because she wasn’t talking shit, now, was she??? Did I take her advice? No, but she did.

My bday is on Saturday. I am going to defiantly enjoy myself. (She declared with a sinking sense of dread mixed with sorrow)

No.

One word, Benjamin

Listening to The Cure. I literally have not done this in 30 years I bet. I mean it comes on, but I am the DJ right now. Not sure I want to be here.

Okay———— .

What do I do with this 20 lb kettlebell other than have horrific visions of heaving it through a window

I do not want to receive any Jacquie Lawson ecards this year. They make me feel rage. Keep that nonsense out of my inbox. For the sake of FUCK.

Seriously, what is up with “cremains” ?? Was there a contest to coin the most tasteless portmanteau you could think of? And then there are creminis and I know that’s got nothing to do with anything, but they make me think my pizza is haunted. I hate it all.

Sweet dreams dudettes and gentlefuckers

Yeah, I tried. I am not feeling the Xmas music yet. I want something new and disruptive that I can be obsessed with for 1-5 years.

Forgive me, Mariah, I haven’t felt the urge yet…

I’m a smallish woman. Not scary, not to a man.

Eating so much chicken hbu

Me all the time youtu.be/dlKlqxMnRIA?...

Thinkin about snickerdoodles.

Toast.

It was extremely cold, so the lumpiness of her surface was really magnified

The cool bean is singular.

Send me a psychic message

I try to send telepathy a lot, but I spend less time trying to receive.