this show makes me so happy

to sleepry for footbal

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

y'all gotta stop showing me these horrible twitter people. i left that website so i would not see them

i never broke a controller but in a fit of rage at a friend's repeated violations of the rules our Halo match i did whip an xbox controller at him from across the room

Sometimes I'll come across an estate auction featuring an amazing piece of camera gear buried amongst the crap and then some absolute morons will bid on it 5-6 days before the auction ends, driving the price up unnecessarily, thwarting my quest for The Great Auction Score. And to that I say SMGDH

It is 1979. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi. It is 1995. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi. It is 2008. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.

been listening to this album on repeat all weekend. it's so good, reminds me of the short of shit i would find at cd source, buy on a whim, and fall in love with back in the early aughts www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbz...

just horrid.

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

[titanic begins sinking] the ship is unsinkable, i'm going back to bed

every day

cocane

fooball, the great game. icredib le

when the weed too strong

prime membership came up for renewal and i decided to opt out, and interestingly the last few packages i had in transit are now suddenly delayed. i know the weather is bad, but the roads are cleared and i've had amazon drivers deliver toothpaste to my door in worse. so, i'm claiming shenanigans

this is so fucking funny i love this man www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_97...

The Bone Temple? idk, we've already got Eyes Wide Shut

IDK what is going on with porn, but I just saw an ad for "On Girth We We're Briefly Gorging: An XXX Parody." TBH seems misguided

ooh this salvia got me leakin

[winning them over] don't drink whole milk! the government is misleading us, caving to special interests and advancing their own insidious agenda! [losing them] instead drink *hole* milk! you filthy fucking pigs! [lewd gestures]

the message is clear. drink whole milk or these kids will murder you

this mfer eatin SOUP

she's still up there

the average Boston commuter in the car directly behind you

no one does it like PTA man, what an artist

"16 years later, the world had changed very little."

it is such a pleasant wintry saturday, i absolutely have to hand it to massachusetts today

i'm floored at how bad this liquid glass update is on my phone. everything about the OS is worse!

We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.

this used to be a country

ah, here's a sweet photo from 2016 with Boomer on her first day at home with me and Erin. she was such a sweet cat!

looking through my 2016 photos, and there are a whole lot of these

ohhh. *penal* reform

#ff @lechased.bsky.social the last person to be executed by guillotine

man i have absolutely been pounding episodes of The Rest is History over the past two days

Beside myself with worry about my job. Basically so worried that I have been historically unproductive this week, which is not great when layoffs are looming. So that's something fun. I think I should find out about what comes next on Tuesday, which cannot come quickly enough, no matter the outcome

you wouldn't believe what a lemon poppy shortbread cookie can do for your quality of life for 45 seconds

i SLICED my finger open with a KNIFE because i was being CARELESS

this man mocks me

podcast is everything to me

i've said it before and i'll say it again: podcasts where celebrities talk with their friends to exchange stories of being famous and rich are not good or interesting. i need two people improvising in character reading posts from a popular neighborhood networking website

mitski will save us

who is history's greatest Frank?

every day is weirder and worse

every day is weirder and worse