it seems like the only two DTF St Louis takes are: 1) these men make me laugh or 2) I hate to look at these men

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

Je porte plainte contre MrBeast. Ses Feastables m'ont causé une souffrance incalculable.

i realized recently that even though i like jean claude van damme very much, i never connected with him the way i did with other 80-90s action heavyweights. and i think it's because he doesn't deliver the quips very well at all.

there was already a movie called michael, and it was released 30 years ago. in 1996 travolta starred in 3 major motion pictures, and none of the characters he played fucked around with kids. this was near the end of the travoltaissance, which would conclude definitively in 1998. thanks for reading

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

had a rollerblading birthday party in 4th grade. we rollerbladed and ate pizza, and it was incredible. even taylor bradley and his bad attitude couldn't put a damper on things. hard to believe such pure fun like that ever happened in america, the land of wickedness

i woke up in the middle of the night and june was under the covers with me, nestled in the crook of my arm and purring. never been more pleased with anything in my entire god damned life

Not trying to start a whole thing here but has anyone actually seen Lee Cronin and his mummy together in the same place? Kinda think Lee is the mummy.

first house centipede sighting of the year. fucking hell

If I ever came across an Alien vs Predator situation I would simply use empathy and active listening to broker a lasting peace that saw the most pressing concerns of each side addressed equally.

watching The Python Hunt, a rare film I'm 100% sold on based on just one promo image

RIP tim cook, died smoking a marijuana iphone on 420. saf

it should be illegal to have to do anything

this may seem ridiculous but i keep thinking about sarah silverman singing "i'm fucking matt damon" to jimmy kimmel except she's saying "i'm cronin lee's mummy." she can say that to whoever, doesn't have to be jimmy. anyway, no need to reply to this. or anything.

every estate or moving sale in western mass has some haunted shit in it like this www.bidrush.com/items/matty-...

this is a fucking crazy time on this course

you know what they say, when life hand you lemons? [30 seconds of silence in which my face becomes increasingly distorted by terror]

happy birthday to marijuana

Could use a cup of mud rn

*Pet Shop Boys voice*

While you were studying the blade…I was also studying the blade. C’mon man, you don’t remember me from blade school??

this song whips ass omg www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb...

Are y’all really mad about someone having a lame Madonna take? Is it your first day on the internet or something?

Thicc Daddy was there. He says hey

I Think You, Starfox, Leave

one of my favorite live music experiences was seeing this guy in LA like 12 or so years ago. he was probably the most emotional singer i've ever seen live and also the most grateful to us in the audience for being there with him youtu.be/zfaOf70M4xs?...

Not if the dog has had a shit on it !

Lee Mummy’s The Cronin

still editing my photos from the match but i gotta tell you, i got some bangers like this and i'm really happy about it

it has long been a dream of mine to do this

this fuckin record man 😭

they have to put his ass in some native soil so he can regain his evil power

ok this was amazingly fun

@lechased.bsky.social you seeing this

not doing this rugby shirt thing. sorry. i didn't do it the first time either. if you want to wear rugby shirts you have my blessing but leave me out of it

This movie is a fucking trip

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Grouch report

me making jokes on here hoping the babes will laugh. the babes!

When you think about it, Van Helsing was just trying to make the best of a Vlad situation - SMC #sweetmansillies #cleanhumor

When you think about it, Van Helsing was just trying to make the best of a Vlad situation - SMC #sweetmansillies #cleanhumor

i'm gonna get you sucka

Going to a regional wrasslin match tomorrow. I'm close to reaching my final form

Tanguy Destable?

the guys running a stretcher out for this humiliated robot makes this one of the funniest things i've seen in my life

watching some roofers scrambling to do their work in the rain...makes me think of the futility of life