Anyone checked in with all those people who were told to give up their arts job goals and get into tech instead?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BATTER.

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Do you think they came up with the concept first, or the name? #HandleBards

What if governments said, we're getting rid of 21% of the roads? We appreciate that they make it easier to get around and cheaper in replacement tyres and suspension, but they're just too expensive to maintain. #auspol #SaveNDIS

Had some weird dreams last night I want to get to the bottom of, so I just had a 10pm cheese toastie and am putting on a YouTube lucid dreaming walkthrough. Wish me luck.

Congrats @ian606.bsky.social on Let Me Entertain You, a documentary about the Capricorn Coast's entertainment industry. Premiere tonight at Yeppoon Cinemas was fantastic.

If you've just moved to Queensland or you've changed address in Queensland it's very important to update your details with the ECQ. It's easy & only takes a small amount of time. Under Joh, we Queenslanders once had no say. Your vote is cherished. #qldpol www.ecq.qld.gov.au

Me (and several friends) after being left behind by AI:

Me reading the comments in local FB groups:

Big deal, put me in a mediocre hatchback and I'll beat those pedestrian suckers too.

Meet Bow Dacious and Cherry Bombshell, RockabillyNats Pin Up legends. Also me in pin up regalia *over* my Rookie regalia: #RockyNats #RockyNats06 #RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXSfzY0...

I had a go in a drift car!! It went about as well as you'd expect. #RockyNatsRookie #RockyNats ##RockyNats06 www.instagram.com/reel/DXQzUgh...

Sussing out MulletFest... and some new ink to go with my new hairdo! #Rockynats #RockyNats06 ##RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXQlX44...

Again I have fat-fingered my way to failure... 🎯 FAR OUT — Apr 19 Q1: 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪ -65 Q2: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -3 Q3: 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪ -586 Score: 0/100 🎯 Play at faroutquiz.com

Livemaxing, Laughmaxing, Lovemaxing

So why ARE all new cars such shit colours, anyway? #RockyNats ##RockyNats06 ##RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXQVG0G...

My bit: committed My butt: decorated #RockyNats06 #RockyNatsRookie #RockyNats #MulletFest

I have a strong new look. Loving the mullet, but the VB might be an acquired taste. :) #RockyNats #RockyNats06 #RockynatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXP7DXc...

Sending this out into the universe ✨️

No babies were harmed in the making of this Rockynats Rookie report. Deafened, possibly, but not harmed. #RockyNats #RockyNats06 #RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXOPbrs...

Scrutineers: are they like musketeers? And how does one learn to scrut? An important investigation: #RockyNats #RockyNats06 #RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXOAzVr...

My night was Fine, Actually... Street parade prep with the Rockynats Rookie: #RockyNats #RockyNats06 #RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXMHOCD...

The Rookie has landed! I've fallen in with the car peeps at #RockyNats #RockyNats06 #RockyNatsRookie www.instagram.com/reel/DXL90CU...

Dropping in from #RockyNats to see if this place is working properly yet.

There's probably no right time to bring this into The Discourse, but I can't stay silent any longer.... I reckon the 'new' version of Danger Mouse is set *before* the original. Fight me.

If anyone's got any good vibes to spare, please sling them my way - starting A Thing tomorrow that will be great fun but also just the teeniest lil bit terrifying. All to be revealed soon.

the increasing incidences of AI psychosis are particularly disturbing given you’re supposed to be driven insane by the rumblings of your own infernal machine, not somebody else’s

Wesley: I don't think the captain likes me mom Dr Crusher: oh that's just not true, the captain is just a little stressed is all Picard: as soon as her back is turned, I'm slapping you so hard, you're gonna wake up in the farscape universe

I wonder where the cat is?

Do you have to use your car because there is no PT in your area? Do you have to do "Mutual" Obligations right now? Would you feel comfortable chatting for a story? contact @caitkelly.bsky.social (cait rules btw)

An autistic person reading a satirical website by and for autistic people (poor things) has reportedly realised that their every last quirk is shared by at least some other autistic people - yes, even that one. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/autist...

Proof that some days I can play this game and not finish on -50,000 points: 🎯 FAR OUT — Apr 14 Q1: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -10 Q2: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -4 Q3: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0 Score: 86/100 🔥 Play at faroutquiz.com

Hey Australian peeps: if you were to give a relatable example of spending $20,000 in one go, what would you use? Some kind of car? A year's rent/pension? (For day job purposes.)

Matching outfits with my youngest son. #BoyMom #Blessed #MommyBlogger #Momfluencer

Karen Hoyland, 48, only has to glance at your profile image and a handful of posts in order to declare you “very high functioning”, despite never having met or spoken to you in her life.

So, guess who took a green puppet to a green screen shoot and necessitated the breaking put of the emergency *blue* screen? Not pictured: me sitting on the floor with my hand up the puppet.

One from last month I was reminded of #auspol #USPolitics #StraightofHormuz #Iran

Public Service announcement to start the week #TASKMASTER

I like to think that throughout all of history and all the countless cases of brutal torture, this happened at least a few times:

Hahahaha I was already doing so badly when I fat-fingered an extra zero into the last answer. 🎯 FAR OUT — Apr 11 Q1: 🟡🟡⚪⚪⚪ -12 Q2: 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪ -73 Q3: 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪ -48600 Score: 0/100 🎯 Play at faroutquiz.com

Hey not to skite but I'm spending today shooting a film with fun, clever people. And I get to do puppetry. You wish you were me*. *You don't, in between occasional films and gigs my life is just a solid wall of emails and disappointing blood tests.

happy anniversary of when almost nothing happened

The study, conducted by researchers who had reportedly “run out of ideas”, showed that while going through life feeling invisible is painful, it’s nowhere near as bad as someone making a comment on a minor change to your appearance.

Today’s poem is called ‘Acrostic Poetry: The Benefits’.

Day job news: come learn to write the most accessible text format available. Aussie time zone, but suitable for anyone writing in English. If you want to make sure as many people as possible can read & understand what you're putting out, start here. events.humanitix.com/11-may-and-1...

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🎵 Teenage mutant thuggish turtles 🎵

Help! Not sure if I've won or lost Grocery Delivery Substitution Roulette. ...anyone want a carrot?