Earlier at the cafe this older straight guy started talking about all his (horrible) political opinions to my parents, and when he mentioned gender my blood started to boil, and all it took was me turning my head an giving him a look and he shut the FUCK up. Like yeah that’s what i fucking thought.

should be illegal having to wake up this early

Got lashed last night and woke up to this. A bit surprised to say the least 😭

Didn’t do as good as i was hoping, i really tried and put in so much effort, but i passed and thats all that really matters :)

I get my dissertation results today i’m like genuinely so scared

The fact it’s nearly been 2 years since i first met Mark is insane to me

Life is good

the wait for my dissertation results is painful it feels like it’s been FOREVER

Sometimes i feel like im not great at my job, but it’s moments like today where multiple children have come up to me and told me they love me, that makes me realise im doing something right 🙂 so cute

Mark has now met my 2 most insane family members 😭 the poor bloke

Finally back with my favourite boy 💙

The man working on the train is so happy and full of whimsy i wanna be like him

🙂🙂🙂

I want a hot chocolate

I’d like to thank Mark Watson for being my motivation for getting my dissertation done, as if i didn’t finish it today i wouldn’t have been able to see him tomorrow xx

I GOT MY DISSERTATION HANDED IN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Mark WILL be seeing me tomorrow YIPPEEEEE

I cannot wait to have this dissertation over with and be sat at the theatre watching Mark 🙏

no please can someone write it for me i can’t take this anymore i feel live ive been typing forever

Vape just died as i’m working on my dissertation stop this

apparently the only place i can lock in is sat in my front room with my dog and friday night dinner on in the background

Wrote over 1000 words of my dissertation today i am FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE 🙏🙏🙏

The guy in my uni class i have a big fat crush on touched my arm twice today and i honestly feel like a changed person

Can someone write my dissertation for me please i’m actually losing my mind

not me missing my pissing train because i was stood on the wrong platform, why am i such a twerp 😭

baby

I’m starting it today and i’ve mostly LOST MY VOICE😭😭😭 how does this happen to me

I’m doing my dissertation research next week and i’m so nervous 😭

guys never lick a salt lamp. my tongue has been hurting for 2 days now 😭

Why is writing a professional email the hardest thing ever

Nan just called me to let me know that she was at the theatre recently and asked the man working there if the tickets were free 🤣😭😭

huge fan of this photo

Wallet, Vape, keys in left and phone in right. Always the same 🤣

I’ve just booked for me and Nan to see Mark in Aldershot. I tried to make an agreement with her that she can come if she doesn’t flirt with Mark, and she said “that’s not possible because he has a cute face”. Save me please. Managed to convince her tickets were free so she don’t pay me back tho🤞

A year ago today since i got my spider and heart tattoo drawn by Mark and Timmy ☺️ how time flies!

The best part about Christmas! Thank you @watsoncomedian.bsky.social I laughed very much x

Honestly i think the only thing im excited for tomorrow is christmas nmj 🤣

We’ve moved on from Dawg to Young fellow

Guys i’ve had a non stop awful headache for 4 days straight now how do i make this stop please help

Oh my god i just watched back the video from when i met mark last year and when he introduced me to alex oh i was shaking so much it was genuinely one of the happiest moments of my life

Safe to say my work secret santa knows me very well….this is so lovely 🥹

Apparently the only time i can lock in and get work done is the middle of the night BUT I FINALLY HANDED IT IN 🎉

Literally fighting to stay awake to watch the end of the stream on the train home, my eyes keep closing and i’m like NO i’m watching my boys

Just realised you can hear me laughing in this clip sorry guys

Alex looked so genuinely happy when Mark was there ☹️ he was so giggly

why does he know my @

New pfp x

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social very cute x

I’ve done a lot of endurance comedy things; I performed for 36 hours once. But this is maybe the most ill-advised undertaking I have ever seen. Fair play.

NO LONG TIKL MARK AGHHHHHH