huge fan of this photo

Wallet, Vape, keys in left and phone in right. Always the same 🤣

I’ve just booked for me and Nan to see Mark in Aldershot. I tried to make an agreement with her that she can come if she doesn’t flirt with Mark, and she said “that’s not possible because he has a cute face”. Save me please. Managed to convince her tickets were free so she don’t pay me back tho🤞

A year ago today since i got my spider and heart tattoo drawn by Mark and Timmy ☺️ how time flies!

The best part about Christmas! Thank you @watsoncomedian.bsky.social I laughed very much x

Honestly i think the only thing im excited for tomorrow is christmas nmj 🤣

We’ve moved on from Dawg to Young fellow

Guys i’ve had a non stop awful headache for 4 days straight now how do i make this stop please help

Oh my god i just watched back the video from when i met mark last year and when he introduced me to alex oh i was shaking so much it was genuinely one of the happiest moments of my life

Safe to say my work secret santa knows me very well….this is so lovely 🥹

Apparently the only time i can lock in and get work done is the middle of the night BUT I FINALLY HANDED IT IN 🎉

Literally fighting to stay awake to watch the end of the stream on the train home, my eyes keep closing and i’m like NO i’m watching my boys

Just realised you can hear me laughing in this clip sorry guys

Alex looked so genuinely happy when Mark was there ☹️ he was so giggly

why does he know my @

New pfp x

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social very cute x

I’ve done a lot of endurance comedy things; I performed for 36 hours once. But this is maybe the most ill-advised undertaking I have ever seen. Fair play.

NO LONG TIKL MARK AGHHHHHH

This is the best day of my life

I called my Nan earlier to ask her how she was, and she let me know that she saw a video of Alex on instagram 🤣

Sometimes i think about the fact when i was like 6 years old in bed i would pray to wake up as a boy ☹️

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social miss you x

Desperately need someone to shout at me to do my uni work i need to do it for tomorrow but have absolutely 0 motivation, i’m so ill 😭😭😭

merry christmas🎄

I made tuna mayo sweetcorn pasta for lunch and it’s the nicest i’ve ever made it and i feel on top of the world

Only just woken up that’s shocking actually

There’s someone at the pub that looks scarily like Alex like what if i start flirting with him

I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.

guys i wish i could just call and yap to Mark like i haven’t spoken to him in so long

back with my baby

guys

“Nan why’s there potatoes on the side?” “I don’t know”

Every couple of months i remember maoam’s exist and i get so excited

was genuinely watching this about 20 minutes ago

In Walthamstow and the last time i was here was to see Mark ☹️

[Alcohol in image] .

I saw a man at the club a few days ago that looked like Mark and i told him x

It’s been a whole year since Mark met my mother. Good lord.

naughty

I shall i be mothered at spoons x

i’ve lost my voice guys how am i supposed to do all my yapping about Mark and The Horne Section 😵‍💫

HOW was this a whole year ago :(

😉

I genuinely saw twerp about 50 times a day because of this 😭