Making my cats a website like “httpspsps”

Good News! All print prices on shop.hesse.photos have been reduced 20% and the sizes have been increased at the new lower prices. Shipping on prints is also still free! 👇

link did nothing wrong

Burn book from mean girls but it’s just a bunch of actual stuff the BSky mod and admin team have done

Asking the trans couple in October which one wears the pumpkin costume

Starting to think BlueSky is closer to Gavin Newsome blue than sunny happy day blue

BlueSky helps me feel more normal about how much I love planes

Gave in and bought Simple Planes bc of all the awesome content I've been seeing on my feed

Thinking about all the things I'd do to the robot sister I built, call that syscon

When you're been talking with someone and find out your birthday's are less than a week apart (so cute)

checkmate titties glow in the dark i win 🦖🦕.

Apparently I shouldn't drink a lot of caffeine after surgery, so I did the most logical thing I could think of: ordered a 12pk of my fave Ghost energy drink

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

Plus: I was able to get my bandage to move aside so I can have a headphone in Minus: I now have to just walk around the room with the headphone cable when I need to get up for something

Now that I finished listening to Life of a Showgirl, time to switch gears for the most important part of October 3rd

It’s timeeee

Out of the hospital and back at the hotel

I did it…been crying happy tears since recovery room…I actually did it

Frankly, this is the moment you have all been waiting for... THE INAUGURAL PWHL SEATTLE SCHEDULE IS HERE! 🌭 Season ticket memberships available 👉 bit.ly/48aTaSa

Doing it scared

If anyone wants to be amazing and let me know the info for Seattle’s home opener when it drops so I can see when I wake up…that would be super sweet

It’s such bullshit that the PWHL decided they are releasing this years schedule while I’m going to be under anesthesia, like could you have chosen a worse time for me?

"piss play?" my friend you're in the wrong place, we only piss work here

I got long distance cucked…cute girl used my wand in my bed while I am away for surgery, cruel (but also super hot)

I have the most wonderful people in my life right now, and I couldn’t imagine being able to have the 2025 I’m having without them

Pre-op appt done, tomorrow morning, I start spooky month with some skull modifications

I won't need to rig the voting machines if this happened...but I would do it anyway as a treat

Crossed into Virginia, just a few more hours till we reach the hotel.

aaron rodericks is good at his job as head of trust and safety at bluesky and you should not yell at him :) ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Can't believe I'm a few hours away from starting my roadtrip to FFS

Wait, you're telling me there's an option to pack for a trip that's NOT at the last minute? But where's the fun and stress in that

Cucking someone with their own clone

French onion dip can in fact be used instead of onion and chive cream cheese..it actually works and slaps IMO

I forgot the new Miley Cyrus album dropped today, got some music for starting work

Partner: Would you still love me if I was a capybara? Me: I’d probably love you even more…I mean yes, I would still love you

The "Depth" app on Apple Watch is a bit different than the use case I was thinking...esp since you wear it on your wrist

Puppygirl President and First Leashholder?

Just put an egg in a tomato and you will be amazed

What if I had 11 more followers That'd be crazy

Cw: firearms Took one of my partners shooting today so it knows how to use my pistol if it ever needs to, and because a well armed tranny is a safer tranny

I slurp her pee from 7-11