if the old shawarma man can understand im a dog, so can anyone else

Angel's been trying to raise funds for ONE NIGHT in a motel since this, and hasn't been able to can anyone contribute? please? absolutely share always too

Scalp massages are criminally underrated forms of shared intimacy

where is our healer?🤔

oh I repaid the debt for my affogato 🙂‍↕️

passed her a note that she was totally normal about 🙂‍↕️

me after bottom surgery like: gigglepuss with a gigglepussy

who needs ssris when you’ve got choking?

ahem NORMALIZE GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN WORLDS MARKET TO PEE BUT ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES TO HAND TO YOUR PARTNER FROM THE BACKSEAT ONCE YOU’RE BACK IN THE CAR

hi sweeties! i'm still unemployed and the bills keep coming. if you can spare anything to keep me afloat, i'll be so thankful 🖤 i'm thrillow on venmo & cashapp and once again, anyone who's already donated or shared in the last month, i can never thank you enough. i'll never forget your kindness 🫂

there’s a dog driving us through the car wash at buc-ee’s

there’s a dog driving us to buc-ee’s how cool is that?

👉👈🥺 what if you checked out the replies and gave just a dollar or two to a few people? what if like a lot of people did that? what if we helped? just spitballing here but what if we just helped out a bit fam

The impact of this is also increased by the height difference that makes certain things align perfectly if I get on my knees...

her face when you lean in to her ear while she’s making coffee and you whisper… “I’m not wearing any panties”

good morning folks. i’ve had no movement on this yet and rent is due soon. please help if you’re able 🖤

also known as, girl who is so excited to go the aquarium next month and become besties with a giant pacific octopus (but yeah, still, octo arms please 🥺)

iirc there’s work being done on growing new teeth w/just some injections and transition should mean being able to actualize the body you want sooooooo neovagina dentata WHEN besties???

where can a girl get the surgery that gives her eight arms with more than two-thousand suckers????

IT’S FRIDAY hell yeah

sooooo anyone wanna see the uncensored version of this? :3 I need to boost my income a bit(hence why I’m going to be starting a fansly lol) SO! here’s the goal, if we get a tip total of $75 or more, the uncensored version goes live ☺️ venmo, cashapp, ko-fi: eeveere likes + reposts appreciated :3

sooooo anyone wanna see the uncensored version of this? :3 I need to boost my income a bit(hence why I’m going to be starting a fansly lol) SO! here’s the goal, if we get a tip total of $75 or more, the uncensored version goes live ☺️ venmo, cashapp, ko-fi: eeveere likes + reposts appreciated :3

ugh…questioning whether that was sleep…hypnogogic dreams…or my braining playing a mean joke…*sigh* guess I have to knock myself out after all… night y’all…take your meds.

She sent me a voice message of just her giggling and fuck, I wish it was the weekend already

teasing girls with cheese like…

I loovvveeeeeeee being choked. I can’t deny that.

girl who wants it to be friday already

girl who accidentally chokes herself at work

still losing weight slowly and sustainably LFGGGGGGGG

it’s wednesday

is it normal to have three vibrators next to you on the nightstand?

Fourth base is when you two are talking to your therapists / mental health professionals about each other right?

You know school sex ed. was terrible because not once did they mention "bring her chocolate, a blanket, an a cup of tea on these days of her cycle" in class. Like WTF, this is critical information!

1000% this We didnt go wrong anywhere. We make up a percent of the population. We will unfortunately always be reliant on our allies to protect us. We just dont have the numbers to do anything besides isolate within our community, or rely on cis allies. Who have failed us fundamentally

my coworkers are gonna love me today 😌

AHEM *PISS-IN GLUCOSE METER credit to: @heartpunk.bsky.social

live in pet girl with a piss kink…call that a live in glucose meter.

okay well I’ve been laying in bed unable to sleep but I guess the sun is about to come up or something? so I guess I need to get up and caffeinate huh?

"🚫 go fund me" in your bio is an instant block like i am going to shoot you into the motherfucking sun and pray the sun explodes you have no humanity

Yo im part of the trans community engaged in the finance world! I started my career bright-eyed and bushy tailed. Then i watched the housing collapse and all the questions I'd been asking finally made sense. You wanna talk micro-investing? Let's talk about acorn. And why it's cancer

why is it so hard to resist the urge to pick up the doxy next to bed and sing into it like a microphone

i'm not trying to dunk here but we gotta reckon with the fact that we are a country that spends more than $130 billion with a B annually on police and has a federal program for transferring military gear and tanks to local cops the authoritarian state has been here for a while

yeah..so…I guess I’m not getting more sleep. yay mania woooo

Wagging my tail and running in a circle when my gf texts me

*takes off her general manager hat* OK SO i'm exhausted...

getting gagged with these might fix me

today, at work: the work begins on putting together a food drive and distribution point in preparation for SNAP benefits to be ending. take care of each other y’all.

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

oh. yeah. so this one time, in amsterdam…I accidentally bought 2Gs, had it tested at one of the state subsidized labs, and learned a lot from it. haven’t touched the stuff since.