The clock is about to hit triple zeroes on the economy.

Phewwww this is definitely some Aughts culture, unfortunately

Ted Turner is a legit icon. Batshit levels of confidence fueled by lethal levels of anxiety and abandonment issues

Could Altuve have hit this Ohtani sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

This is my favorite Ted Turner thing. After he said he would air a pro-choice program on TBS, he agreed to air a televised debate on abortion afterwards "We'll give the other bozos a chance to talk back.....they look like idiots anyway"

Arsenal getting City to drop points in the league in the final stretch and making a CL final in the span of 24 hours…not gonna lie, I’m jealous. Could be a hell of a few weeks to be an Arsenal supporter.

Brewers fan was feeling pretty good after that Turang home run #stlcards

If the Knicks score 70 every half they will be hard to stop #analysis

We’re just innocent men

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Losing 3-0 at home to Forest? Embarrassing! Can you imagine?

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

Gifted 2 goals and still lost. Miserable performance against a mediocre team. Slot Out.

Rio gets on the pitch to wander around aimlessly and defend nothing

Aaaaand we’re gassed.

Looked dead for 45 minutes down 2-0 at Old Trafford and United hand us 2 goals in 10 minutes. Ooookay!

Boston, man, had every chance late.

Boy as a Nebraska fan I don’t think you could field a more dislikable lineup than one that rolls with a Creighton *and* an Iowa player.

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

These 2 just sent home the Rockets💯

RJ BARRETT "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?"

those hoping to watch celtics-sixers can do so by visiting a participating bank of america atm machine. the resolution is pretty bad and it sucks that you have to stand there the whole time but it is a game 6

Nepo Adelman, it’s time to learn LinkedIn, buddy

Knicks going on the road in a Game 6 and their fans basically getting to have a party after 12 minutes is wild

Men will comment on /r/Huskers about the football team instead of going to therapy

I’ll have you know I’ve put plenty of pictures of #LNK on post cards already

Have been spending the last few months reporting and fact-checking a new PTFO investigation. It involves Jeffrey Epstein. Part I drops first thing in the morning 👀

If we’re getting in trouble for tweets/skeets lamenting our Midwestern home’s political leanings, then I am *screwed*

Man, what a nightmare. Basically gave full incentive to every team that doesn’t feel championship ready to tank.

Yeah, Dad died at 68 due to a blood clot in his leg that became untreatable because of a lifetime of - you guessed it - smoking. I’m good.

so you should be skeptical of this sentence whenever you read it but in this case, it's kinda true the overall dollar increase is not going to be that big since the TV contracts are locked in through 2032. this is more about getting the SEC/B1G a larger share of the money (which is even grosser!)

Stopping tanking by *checks notes* rewarding teams for tanking

As clear as can be: The owners are the problem, and always will be. It’s an exclusive club, and you’re not in it. Now? They’ve got their fox in the henhouse with Tretter. Great listen.

You know, if you slung Runzas in North Stadium like you did when you were a representative, and faded away, I would probably remember you more fondly. Couldn’t do that, could you?

Icymi. Rocky’s magnet ball may have been a good Nuggets omen

HOLY SHIT

Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

This series rules and you should watch it

lol what if the final jackass movie makes me cry in the theater www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwz...

Strength. It even auto-corrected my post.

Great work as always from Seth. Wish he posted here more.

I was raised by conservatives who persistently told me that if I hung around with people who made trouble, what happened next was my fault, too. 0.0 percent of media “had” to attend that event

Favorite draft hauls, one day after the 2026 NFL Draft: - Cleveland Browns - Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Las Vegas Raiders - Dallas Cowboys - Carolina Panthers HM: Kansas City Chiefs, New Orleans Saints, Washington Commanders

The Nuggets losing to the Ant-less Wolves should get this nepobaby coach fired on the spot

Aaaand they interrupted basketball for this.

anyways basketball’s on