What was THAT

We’re just normal men

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

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Cape Verde in a win and in situation vs. Saudi Arabia next Friday All that sportswashing, no one on this planet outside of that country is rooting against Cape Verde

Cabo Verde has two more points at this World Cup than Italy

<college football voice> Not sure I want to see Cape Verde in this tournament when we could have a true best-on-best, sorry

This is incredible. So satisfying. I was going to say it’s “cutting” but it’s more a knifing to the gut or maybe a beheading. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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Watching #WorldCupAfterDark

Congratulations to 2002 for posting a non-losing record while wearing something better than whatever this is supposed to be. Total vindication.

Miami FC goalkeeper Eloy Room posts a 15-save shutout as Curacao earns its first point in #FIFAWorldCup history. Legendary display by the 37-year-old veteran. #USL-C

Every Curaçao player is a god damned hero. Absolute lung buster of a performance. 👏 👏👏

Oh my goodness Ecuador

It's so beautiful.

Oh man Cote de Ivore that was IT

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

Cody Gakpo loves a World Cup

Me, drinking in my early 20s

It’s the greatest alliance of our time. 🇲🇽 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 🇰🇷

Updated #USMNT bracket projection with the group clinched: www.nytimes.com/athletic/int...

The USMNT vs Türkiye match is now an NFL Week 18 matchup featuring Chris Oladokun and Max Brosmer

Turkey had 62 shots across two games and scored zero goals.

also the line "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists" goes so hard love vinicius

I was not in the room for this, thank you

Friendly reminder that Morocco made the semifinal of the 2022 World Cup.

I’m gonna have some CHOICE words for these Australians when I call into Finebaum on Monday

REF CRAMP

I’m about to start saying some mean things about Australia

Australia's already in "desperately trying to get someone sent off" mode, the Two to Zeroering is in full effect

Boy this Aussie team is not winning any new fans today, pretty crap display here in the 2nd half

Socceroos have now resorted to the dark arts, you hate to see it

(you can avoid Alexi *and* enjoy Jozy Altidore and Alejandro Bedoya....on Telemundo)

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

VAR good actually

ALL MY HOMIES LOVE VAR

Tough matchup for Australia when they're already down 1-0 and US has the athleticism to deal with them on the counter. Feels like they're nervous to open up knowing the second goal might come when they do.

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Gonna need a Tyler Adams masterclass today. Don’t let these guys on our side of the field and force a mistake.

It's Pride in Seattle. Of course Pulisic is out.

Who are we destroying with Total Football today? #USMNT

trying to remember some things that suck about Australia —spiders —Andrew Bogut —different name for Burger King —too good at swimming —everybody good-looking (makes me feel bad)

Infantino is in hell watching his home country get dogwalked

Me watching Nebraska play football every November for the last decade

Welcome to Liverpool, Victor! #lfc #Redsky #YNWA

Been mentioning Klein’s “The Shock Doctrine” a lot in casual conversations lately. Wonder why that is.

He's from Barrancas.