Gang kinda went crazy for On the Waterfront

Median experience at this Walgreens. I saw someone get arrested for carjacking there once.

Husband just told one of those petition people to fuck off when they told him they were gathering signatures to keep "boys out of girls' sports" I love him so much ❤️❤️❤️

Most disturbing detail from this piece, for me, is that the primary vehicle through which girls are becoming radicalized online is through eating disorder spaces.

Most disturbing detail from this piece, for me, is that the primary vehicle through which girls are becoming radicalized online is through eating disorder spaces.

i just have to thank you for sharing your favorite of my tweets because i’m always like, i wonder which of my posts people would spread around in mourning if i died

Sent this picture to a friend of mine who I once got separated from in Penn Station during rush hour, and she said it seems like a good place to have a cry

I really like the inclusion of the Reuben sandwich into St Patrick's Day cuisine, a sandwich invented by a Jewish man in Omaha NE. That's the kind of stuff I want to see happening in America 🫡

Listening to two guys on what sounds like a breakfast date. One of them just pronounced Socrates like "soh-crates." Should I save the other one

When my friends found out I don't really watch animated movies

we’d have a lot of discussions about our feelings and how a new connection might impact our dynamic; jealousy, desire, fear of abandonment, etc, etc. ultimately, things would probably stay the same, but our relationship might be even stronger for having had the conversation.

I'm looking to make contact with people who have been pulled into hardcore conspiracy belief through seemingly "harmless" conspiracy theories - specifically the theory that Mattress Firm stores are fronts for money laundering or trafficking. Please DM or email me. Thanks!

love to hear Dirty Work on stage at the Oscars. they should play a Steely Dan during Best Picture every year

as an irish catholic I need to remind you our culture is not a costume. do better

Probably for the best that they're using a different headline for social media. If you pay even glancing attention to the issue of the death penalty in America, you know it's really, really bad.

I'd rather die as a liberal church than endorse something so evil as persecuting trans people

Why are my Nerds Gummy Clusters in mitosis

Sorcerer (1977), Dir. William Friedkin

Do they make you sit on the floor while you eat

Happy 311 day everyone. Legend has it if you chug a Busch lite on top of the desert dome at precisely 3:11 this afternoon the city charter forces us to declare you mayor.

It is my duty, nay, my honor to remind the world of Nebraska’s (unofficial) third most widely celebrated State Holiday. Happy 311. I hope on this Happiest 3/11 you, too, allow yourself to Come Original.

At this point in my life, the main thing I'm looking for is an opp who would like to meet up at a diner occasionally and discuss our ongoing plans and how to thwart each other, a la Pacino and DeNiro in "Heat"

when i walk into my voting both i get scared because i don't even know how i got there or what a ballot is, and that's when the screaming starts. that's why I'm proud to have governor pillan represent me!

Y’all the Omaha LOVB is holding a poll to pick a team name and one of the options is, I kid you not, Cornadoes. If you all don’t vote for Cornadoes we are no longer friends www.lovb.com/teams/lovb-n...

this.... this is art

Went to a party this weekend that was held at a mega church in the suburbs and it did not (at least at first glance) appear to contain any crosses or other signs and signifiers of Christ. Literally just a big empty room with a kickass AV system

Me when people complain about the time change, which happens every year

Every day can be international women’s day if you just maintain an extremely fixed delusion about how things are going

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Hanging out with my five cousins from New York is like being on a boat that five different people are trying to simultaneously commandeer

Me trying to figure out why there's a Vietnam War motif in Reichart's "The Mastermind"

Better late than never

Look at this fuckass custom Connections puzzle my coworker Hannah made

We had an in-depth discussion about the Vietnam war and its various massacres yesterday in the gc

God's plan for me involves hanging out with my friends a lot

Something my younger friends have told me is that house parties are basically dead because it's becoming increasingly unaffordable to rent a cheap house. When I moved to Omaha, I had friends renting houses in midtown for $900. That price has tripled or quarupled in ~20 years.

It was our sins

It's a great day to GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

I'm back at the BBQ place where they've never heard of your boyfriend

Amazing time to be a woman who is obsessed with the art and politics of America in the 1970s. Who wants to rent out a theater for a "Parallax View"/Nixon's resignation speech double header

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

I kind of love seeing this dude work out in jeans, because nothing makes you look less like you work out than going to the gym in jeans. It's such a rich text about his ideas regarding masculinity and physical fitness.

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

"It's not a real war" takes are so daft. Knock knock Vietnamese police action calling, did you think not having Congressional approval un-napalms all those children

Kinda fucked up they welcomed the Columbus high school volleyball team on the big screen to the Omaha Supernovas game, but not Omaha Weird Bluesky

Anyone do this yet?