Together at last

Omaha mentioned

extreme pithiness has made me wordy. the things I say are so compressed, my interlocutors demand more context, making me say huge strings of words I otherwise wouldn’t say. I should’ve just said things regularly

It irks me that we're phasing the word "actress" out of the language in favor of "actor" or (barf) "female actor". How come every time things supposedly become more gender neutral, it's secretly just defaulting to the boy version?

should i make movie bumper stickers

The lengths I will go to for love (watch a 3 hour Kubrick movie)

I'm friends

First in my bloodline to keep one earbud in while strangers try to make small talk

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

marked safe from having any idea of what people are talking about

Two cars have separately driven into the same building on the Radial in two hours. Thinking of also driving my car into it just for the bit

in light of recent events, i present Sinkhole City

Honestly, it blows my mind that Julie Slama was personally sexually victimized by the permissive structure of the GOP, and instead of learning from it and helping others in similar situations, she turns around and uses the same structure to victimize other women.

Welcome to July, aka SECOND PRIDE (Omaha only)

The John Dean of my friend group (everyone trusts me because of my serious mien but I would not hesitate to testify against any of them in chilling detail if they committed high crimes and misdemeanors)

My husband just bought a bound copy of the pope's encyclical about AI

Omaha Councilman Danny Begley, who introduced the Omaha minimum wage ordinance, said, “this should be a no-brainer for Omaha to pass it because the voters have spoken on it.” nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/06/29/i...

Recall, of course, that Ricketts has allegedly used ballot petitions to upend the will of the voters before, including using dark money to overturn the death penalty ban nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news...

Indy senator candidate Dan Osborn has informed exec committee members of the local AFSCME union (which my husband is on) that Crystal Rhoades (who recently lost a congressional race) has been hired by Pete Ricketts to collect signatures to get a spoiler candidate on the ballot to run against Osborn.

Blazing Saddles (1974) Director: Mel Brooks

thinking about her

To expand on this, the difference between Nixon and Trump is that Nixon was 1. Smart 2. An amazing politician (he won 49/50 states in '72, AFTER Watergate and as we were losing a war) 3. Evil 4. Paranoid. Trump is dumb and paranoid. Vance is kinda smart and paranoid. Neither is a good politician.

The thing is, I do think Vance is fundamentally correct here, we just disagree about whether that's good or bad.

Two women were flirting directly in front of the weight bench today when I wanted to use it and I needed to show them I was impatient but not in a homophobic way and I think I just looked like this

[Most extroverted person you've ever met in your life voice] The servers at this restaurant are all so nice! And they all have such interesting backstories

Okay so apparently the reason they're calling this one a "void" is because the city's PR is telling the media to stop using the word "sinkhole"

I am also very confused

I’m tired of being a turbo-bitch with perfect insights

*me looking at a political poll* Frankly this is none of my business 🙂‍↔️

Out: Sinkholes In: Voids

[Shouting to be heard over the sound of the music] Do you guys think unconditional love is possible

Wanna know what it’s like driving around Omaha this summer?

trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

A thing I've noticed recently is that my doctors just straight-up lie re. speaking to me about my weight. They don't bring it up during the visit, and then the after-visit summaries will say they spoke to me about my BMI (but they didn't). Feels like the cleanest way to handle this tbh

mayor ewing is on the scene of the area’s latest pothole and, folks, he’s wearing a baseball shirt

reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]

RIP Brothers (again)

"I wish we could see 'Holes' every weekend" -- @rlstineofficial.bsky.social

Hey, remember when the NE prison system converted WEC into an ICE jail and we were told that it wouldn't cost Nebraska taxpayers anything and the bill would be footed by the feds? They're still hiring WEC positions through the state, and presumably paying them that way too.

oh you posted on twitter because you still post on twitter and someone was cruel and disgusting to you? someone was evil to you on the evil posting website? wow should we alert the press

Had an AI training and they told us to talk to it the way we would a "trusted coworker" but meanwhile this is how I talk to my coworkers

Hey guys did you know we don't have to ask ourselves whether or not a person is innocent or guilty before we decide to just stop executing them? Like we could just execute nobody. It's super easy

Bringing out the big guns today

A paperwork thriller about which food is 10/10 over rice

@janetherevelator.bsky.social is a tastemaker

ME: im sober PERSON: oh nice congrats M: thank you P: me, i drink. im not an alcoholic though M: alright P: sure i could probably stand to take a break haha i mean who doesn’t feel that way sometimes M: mhm P: but i don’t drink much. 3 or 4 at a time at most me: P: god you’re right i must be a dr