I don’t know if my knees will ever be the same after sitting through Avatar.

Any movie over two hours should have an intermission. Or at least have intermission screenings as an option. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

It's always nice to use my theatre skills to help the community! If you have some extra dry goods or snacks this holiday season, come drop them off at the BLUEBARN Little Free Pantry at 10th and Pacific. Just hold off on glass and canned goods until the weather gets above freezing again.

Vote yesterday, sign today? Not surprised, just sad. But looking forward to ripping them down in 2029...

The world is on fire, but at least we still have cheese.

Today just keeps getting worse.

It's astonishing that somehow we have whole swathes of the political class that have not managed to connect "everything seems like a scam now" to a useful political platform.

And some days you just wake up with Plastic Bertrand stuck in your head for no reason whatsoever.

My washer and dryer play a little jingle when they’re done, and they play a little jingle when you open the door. But they’re not in the same key! So when you open the door before the first jingle finishes, it sounds like some atonal Schoenberg piece.

I definitely overdid the holidays last week, and I'm pretty sure my insides are pickled...

Late to the party but holy shit 🌽 🏐

Winner!

If American culture has taught me anything, it’s that the most common use case for nail guns is killing zombies and abnormally large spiders.

High of 15°? Sounds like the perfect excuse for a do-nothing day.

No Siri, Bohemian Rhapsody is not a Christmas song.

I’ve been using an em dash since before I knew it was called an em dash, so go fuck yourself AI. And also go fuck yourself because Allen Iverson is the real AI.

Musical theatre hot take: Rogers & Hart > Rogers & Hammerstein

…where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain.

If I were on Subways Takes, my take would be we gotta stop using area codes as a "cool" way to identify cities. Airport codes are acceptable, but only if they're S-tier. I'm sorry Toronto, YYZ ain't it.

Well that's one hell of a headline.

You shall not bob us out of our melody. If you do, our melancholy upon your head!

Good on you, Lando. Max and Oscar pushed all the way - what a fun season. #F1

Present Laughter was fantastic. Andrew Scott puts on another wondrous performance, surrounded by an extraordinary ensemble. One more chance to catch it at Film Streams on Wednesday!

Max on pole. Tomorrow is going to be nuts. McLaren is going to be making some really hard calls on team orders, and they’ve got a lot of potential to screw it up big time. #F1

Do I have to boycott FIFA now? I love the World Cup, but Jesus fucking Christ.

Just me wandering around the house singing MMMbop to myself but changing it to “MMMbread” because carbs are the love of my life.

Does anyone else think Pope Leo looks like a Peanuts character? Like, if there had been a Pope in a Charlie Brown special, they would’ve drawn him to look just like Leo.

Forgot to take anything out to defrost before I left for work today, which means… BREAKFAST FOR DINNER!!!

Just me dancing with a bowl of pasta around the kitchen while singing “I want to be a pesto man” to the tune on Macho Man as I get ready to watch a Ken Burns documentary. And this is why I’m single 😂

Just hit my 1,000 mile mark on Zwift! Which doesn’t mean much to most Zwifters because cycling is a metric sport, but it makes me happy 🚴🏻

I think the world we be a better place if we just all stayed in bed until it warmed up a little.

Whamageddon starts today. The worst of the geddons.

NPR knows what's up. This is quite possibly the worst song ever made.

I’ve never thought of myself as bisexual, but I’m pretty sure I’m three gin & tonics and Andrew Scott bisexual.

Briefly braving the Christmas market. Very briefly. 🥶

You may be having a bad day, but you’re probably not having a McLaren strategist bad day. #F1 #QatarGP

Trolls, by Thomas Dambo, at Lauritzen Gardens

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It’s a small sample size, but snow removal seems to be much better in John Ewing’s Omaha.

Ended up being a bit of a non-event. It’s petering out and it’s only a couple inches. Omadome, I’m sorry I spoke ill of you!

Advocating for the early and often shoveling method today. #HeavySnow

2” is the perfect amount of snow. Let’s call it here. No need for any more.

A friend who wrote her doctoral thesis on the 1975 Omaha tornado and studied regional weather patterns in our area told me that the Omadome is a myth not backed up by statistical analysis, and that breaks my heart a little.

Ah, so I see Nebraska Football is doing the usual (working today, mostly on storm prep, but a quick peruse on BlueSky tells me everything).

Thanksgiving Hiking

Traditions. 🦃 🍁 🍽️

Ok, question for the city planners out there. If they’re going to be adding trolly track to the Harney St. bridge, why didn’t they do it now, and opposed to having to tear up the surface again in a year?

Love a convex mirror selfie.

The north wind is taking no prisoners today.