checking out books next to the sk8rs who are teaching pop up lessons to children, as usual

come to porchfest @ yates illuminates if you want to chill out in the beautiful weather and listen to some cute bands and get a limited edition mobile library sticker. and also if you want an ass kicking!!!

i DON’T need to buy a new hat for spike lee i DON’T need to buy a new hat for spike lee i DON’T need to buy a new hat for spike lee i DON’T need to buy a new hat for spike lee i DON’T need to buy a new hat for spike lee i DON’T need to buy a new hat for spike lee i DON’T need to buy a new hat for sp

I would like someone to accompany me to various fall activities here in New England including, but not limited to: apple picking, cider donut hunting, cider consuming (cold or hot), ritual sacrifices, leaf peeping, and visiting various farm stands.

also new at vala’s for the 2025 season: child gambling!

there are some new paths near the orchard at vala’s this season, so, if you have one from 2024 or earlier, you’re right. this here map *is* all wrong.

overwhelming month of Good Movies

i think i could win a defamation case ab being called a bad friend in the group chat tbh

i am asking again

what’s it like to sleep

thank GOD it’s vala’s week

unintentional Do The Right Battle double feature made me want to knock on all my neighbors’ doors with flowers and [redacted] a cop

i don’t have an “i love da movies” shirt yet but i hear this is how they make you feel

doing laundry for the second time since having my fucking underwear stolen out of the washing machine, wish my new batch luck out there

lets fucking GOOOOOO

me at a party: tearing up bc i took a bite of torte that was so much better than it had any right to be, then actually crying bc @janetherevelator.bsky.social makes a beautiful joke based on 8 years of friendship lore, leaving at 9:30pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no one leaves a concert faster than a midwestern gay

they should do that dixie chicks bathroom thing for the rilo kiley shows. not bc men don’t like rk but that’s just what they should do

i am once again ready to hear the demands of the witch that cursed me last week and seems to have some control over this one, too

what the FUCK am i gonna wear to rilo kiley this week

Do you guys fuck with foo-foo the snoo

miyazaki ass creature

fringe frines and a nap. amen lord

paying for bots on my letterboxd reviews just to feel something

🚨 RILO IS WAGGING HER TAIL WHILE SHE SLEEPS 🚨

less than 6 weeks until we return to the paris of the midwest

fave first watches: high and low • boys go to jupiter • dog day afternoon • raising arizona huge month for repertory showings, wild that there isn’t space here for runners up harold and maude and a league of their own

tfw seated opposite @brengep.bsky.social (feat @jenkinscolby.bsky.social)

what’s everyone wearing to @janetherevelator.bsky.social’s grad party in half an hour???

how many times dyt the average book club puts on the law and order theme song for a groove break

girl who is going to see a movie with her friends tonight

i’m tired of imo. we’re doing iyam for awhile (“if you ask me”). we gotta mix it up. cmon guys iyam it’ll be so easy to accomplish this together. iyam it’ll change the vibes around here. could be fun, iyam.

y’ever combined dill pickle and bbq lays, that’s a bribe in itself baby

we’ve seen enough. return the fourth loko.

this is some of my best work tbh

chill lo-fi club beats that remind you of your youth just enough to have the overwhelming sense that it has passed

chill lo-fi club beats that will inspire a feeling that everyone is having a slightly better time than you are

chill lo-fi club beats to be lightly annoyed by

when i go to a new art museum, i think “maybe there’ll be a frankenthaler here.” and sometimes. there is :)

i have to get out in front of this: i mistook Dog Day Afternoon for A Hard Day’s Night to @janetherevelator.bsky.social and i fear it has already entered her lore cannon

watched a kurosawa for kicks and now i need to be medevac’d from my couch to my bed

it’s praxis to remind me that i am hot and cool

30 day free trial (includes one tribulation)

kathryn crutchfield is wearing a long, high waisted tennis skirt that has a side slit that goes all the way to the waistband. i’m livid. i didn’t know you could DO THAT

it is law

Conor Oberst came to the Conor Oberst lookalike contest and crowned the winner (the girl in the white shirt and shades)

1. i swear half the theater pointed and cheered when the title card dropped in Hundreds of Beavers 2. @brengep.bsky.social lead the theater in a round of applause when a dog evaded death in Independence Day last year 3. personally i burst into tears when the phone toy’s eyes moved during Skinimarink

2 years into project “make more friends and stop caring ab dating bc it simply has not done much for me as a concept” and boy howdy was it worth it