afroman innocent day is a federal holiday case closed it is law send skeet

trying to be chill ab it bc dating is only a small sliver of what’s going on for me and i’m proud of that! but i’ve been receiving far and away the most romantic texts of my life in the past 2mo

we’d have a lot of discussions about our feelings and how a new connection might impact our dynamic; jealousy, desire, fear of abandonment, etc, etc. ultimately, things would probably stay the same, but our relationship might be even stronger for having had the conversation.

PTA should take this moment to apologize to WOMEN

it’s awards night and we are sleepie

lionel baby please get your fillers dissolved

freshly shaven pedro pascal is something i don’t feel like i was meant to see

absolutely and forever fuck sean penn

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

me and brendan like 3x: well that was pretty tough to see, surely there’s no continuing after this, glad the movie is over sirāt: bitch u thought!!!!

last day working at the temporary location that set my lizard brain on high alert and somehow both under- and overstimulated me every weekday for the past 3.5 years. bye, torment nexus!!!!!

ok jerks you have til midnite to get Junot to 100% of her gs cookie goal. you can order shipped to your door! my purchase of [redacted normal amount] got her 20% of the way there. would love to have young kid in LA see some NE addresses pop up to support her! www.gsdigitalcookie.com/landing/14/9...

me and @janetherevelator.bsky.social’s log of Feminist Acts from the women’s sports event last night: 1. called mom 2. changed menstrual cup 3. shared cuticle oil 4. solved male loneliness crisis (invited our friends) 5. ?????

celebrities at the supernovas game tonight: terence crawford the second; mayor of council bluffs; olivia mauch; a baby who ran onto the court (play was stopped); the union league

girls be like “i needed this” and it’s a second fucking sinkhole

reviews in french on lbxd are like “moving film, well-shot, masterful storytelling, mesmerizing soundtrack, 1.5 stars”

me, a midwestern, vegetarian, non-catholic, every spring: it’s seafood season bitches

emerald fennell has girl’s girl stolen valor and i’m sick of pretending otherwise

i’m on my third benito bowl viewing, chillin, groovin, watching for the sugarcane faeries and pedro and the aerialists and the kids goofin around and then suddenly i’m shooting straight up in my chair as i clock a double dolly shot that was there, waiting for me, the whole fuckin time!!!!

i don’t think i cried as hard over my first 3 boyfriends (ages 15-21) as i did every week during high school math tutoring and uh…. not a great look for whatever was going on there, structurally.

i’m gonna be fucking SICK

sick or unintentionally treated my body like it was a decade younger all weekend

there are 3 types of posters

oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies

let the teens put on their music during after school club today and they played some horrifying circus nonsense but then, eventually, toxic. some things (britney) are timeless.

Didn’t expect that to work.

Parking is stored in the balls. #Omaha

me and the homies creating modular furniture innovations at the experimental piano performance the likes of which yall are not prepared to witness

little treat girlies!! stock up today! get some cash in your wallet! pack fun little pre-prepared meals! the general strike is coming and we must harvest our dopamine from solidarity and not afternoon pastry!!!

(slurring lightly) a few small dogs

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

posting thru the shivers

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775

if i were an academy voter things would be different

Getting into agreements online

mentee texted me to celebrate reaching a personal milestone that has nothin to do w work and that shit is gonna feed me for weeks

ah yes. a first date on the coldest day of the season. i cab’t wait to be charming and look…. like a human when in fact all i want is to be in sweats and a robe on my couch

girl you know the second point is several novellas long

this week’s intrusive thought: sodie pop in the humidifier

this weekend’s winter dopamine chasing: candle time @poutmouth.bsky.social

i got black lung at hotel frank

local jocks, what supernovas matches will be cool??

cradley booper

another night, another roasted vegetable eaten over yogurt with a grain garnish

day 2 of Work this year, slammed a la croix within 30 min of being awake just to feel something, break the glass

gave myself a syllabus day (wrote shit in my planner) and it feels pretty good

ketamine this, microdosing that. Have u ever tried just going to a really bad Sephora

i better hear 10000 dream a little dream of me covers this year

o no my nye party got cancelled, guess i will have to watch movies, hike and clean my apartment instead