Parking is stored in the balls. #Omaha

me and the homies creating modular furniture innovations at the experimental piano performance the likes of which yall are not prepared to witness

little treat girlies!! stock up today! get some cash in your wallet! pack fun little pre-prepared meals! the general strike is coming and we must harvest our dopamine from solidarity and not afternoon pastry!!!

(slurring lightly) a few small dogs

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

posting thru the shivers

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775

if i were an academy voter things would be different

Getting into agreements online

mentee texted me to celebrate reaching a personal milestone that has nothin to do w work and that shit is gonna feed me for weeks

ah yes. a first date on the coldest day of the season. i cab’t wait to be charming and look…. like a human when in fact all i want is to be in sweats and a robe on my couch

girl you know the second point is several novellas long

this week’s intrusive thought: sodie pop in the humidifier

this weekend’s winter dopamine chasing: candle time @poutmouth.bsky.social

i got black lung at hotel frank

local jocks, what supernovas matches will be cool??

cradley booper

another night, another roasted vegetable eaten over yogurt with a grain garnish

day 2 of Work this year, slammed a la croix within 30 min of being awake just to feel something, break the glass

gave myself a syllabus day (wrote shit in my planner) and it feels pretty good

ketamine this, microdosing that. Have u ever tried just going to a really bad Sephora

i better hear 10000 dream a little dream of me covers this year

o no my nye party got cancelled, guess i will have to watch movies, hike and clean my apartment instead

december fave first watches~~ big month!

so many of yall have the week off but are putting up 0 numbers on your lbxd. shame, couldn’t be me, i’d be making time for 2 a day. i’d be fashioning at-home movie treats no one else has ever imagined.

can’t believe i have to wait until tomorrow for (whispering under my breath) marty supreme christmas day

which of my mom’s santa faeries are you????

Beautiful sweater party

Christmas Eve Eve

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feeling extremely tender after seeing Little Women (2019), The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), Carol (2015) and When Harry Met Sally (1989) all this weekend

if it’s a jim henson joint, you know those puppets are gonna be: animals, humanoids, some creatures that are conceivably monsters, and then, just in case, some extra, mysterious, made up guys. not dragons or anything, just like, scraps of stuff. look at this thing. what is that

the good thing about putting together a bad fit is that we try again tomorrow

trolls are here

If she’s your girl, why is she doing the Wilhelm scream in my houseboat?

caught one 20 min break in between commitments today. 10 remain.

who is that

had to use an ex-turned-bestie’s other bestie (childhood edition) as a physical barrier between myself and a different ex (not given bestie status) tonight. spike lee brings us all together i guess

the von maur bra department ladies work harder than the troops. janine brought me 4 different trips of size variations to the fitting room because she is either a former nurse or has been doing this since the 90s. either way, like hell will a bra fit poorly on her watch!!!

they really timed the release of hamnet perfectly cause idk anybody who doesn’t need to have a massive, ugly, purposeful cry right now

ohhhhhhh. THIS is the gunch now as a coloring sheet 🖍️

my rarest Nebraska Mentioned yet music.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYq...

watched some good good good ones this month

strong floor, no ceiling, weird middle, price firm, i know what i got

tomato soup gf grilled cheese bf

and she’s so right about that

first snowgirl drop of the season

resleet with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season

snow on the night after thanksgiving is so romantic i’m going to die

two years since i took this picture with my cousins and an additional cousin said “you look like that one cillian murphy meme”