cryin @ the moma because the 80s to present collection starts with a room ab the AIDS crisis

sorry to report that shortieism is alive and well in the lower east side

I Have No Focus, and I Must Lock In

gangs all here

it's good when things too shall pass

we cannot allow midwest pirate fest to succeed. we’re triplely landlocked, folks. pack it in, take the loss, throw a pool party with themed cupcakes. but we simply cannot maintain both our collective dignity *and* a festival celebrating seafarers in nebraska, and in on our hearts, we all know it.

it’s so weird that the left is getting football and the right is getting nicotine

Berkshire Hathagay

too dehydrated to cry at the gay choir singing beautiful songs about matthew shepard, so the sky wept for us

i see there’s not much of an audience for critical anthropology here

Bartlebymaxxing

the bat release is the opening of the social season in a borderline neolithic sense; an intergenerational public picnic culminating in a hyperlocal faunal ritual

but anyway

2 separate sets of men have yelled at me conversationally on evening and night walks this week. both were “just being friendly” and i am a little dumbstruck; we know “yelling at stranger” is inherently hostile social behavior, right??

pope leo can get it

at the library tonight: amy tan, author of the joy luck club, hitting matt groening, creator of the simpsons, with a riding crop

taking breaks from my masters program application to arch my back and hiss

can you believe these fuckin eggs we dyed together

This is a verified GoFundMe for librarian Luanne James from the Rutherford County Library Alliance. gofund.me/f7704eb98 Read what happened to this hero: www.newschannel5.com/news/rutherf...

To my trans mutuals

between christofascist animal farm and girl who read a different book and called it wuthering heights, it’s a tough fuckin year for public domain heads

james blake making “never kill yourself!!” The Album…….. huh

afroman innocent day is a federal holiday case closed it is law send skeet

trying to be chill ab it bc dating is only a small sliver of what’s going on for me and i’m proud of that! but i’ve been receiving far and away the most romantic texts of my life in the past 2mo

we’d have a lot of discussions about our feelings and how a new connection might impact our dynamic; jealousy, desire, fear of abandonment, etc, etc. ultimately, things would probably stay the same, but our relationship might be even stronger for having had the conversation.

PTA should take this moment to apologize to WOMEN

it’s awards night and we are sleepie

lionel baby please get your fillers dissolved

freshly shaven pedro pascal is something i don’t feel like i was meant to see

absolutely and forever fuck sean penn

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

me and brendan like 3x: well that was pretty tough to see, surely there’s no continuing after this, glad the movie is over sirāt: bitch u thought!!!!

last day working at the temporary location that set my lizard brain on high alert and somehow both under- and overstimulated me every weekday for the past 3.5 years. bye, torment nexus!!!!!

ok jerks you have til midnite to get Junot to 100% of her gs cookie goal. you can order shipped to your door! my purchase of [redacted normal amount] got her 20% of the way there. would love to have young kid in LA see some NE addresses pop up to support her! www.gsdigitalcookie.com/landing/14/9...

me and @janetherevelator.bsky.social’s log of Feminist Acts from the women’s sports event last night: 1. called mom 2. changed menstrual cup 3. shared cuticle oil 4. solved male loneliness crisis (invited our friends) 5. ?????

celebrities at the supernovas game tonight: terence crawford the second; mayor of council bluffs; olivia mauch; a baby who ran onto the court (play was stopped); the union league

girls be like “i needed this” and it’s a second fucking sinkhole

reviews in french on lbxd are like “moving film, well-shot, masterful storytelling, mesmerizing soundtrack, 1.5 stars”

me, a midwestern, vegetarian, non-catholic, every spring: it’s seafood season bitches

emerald fennell has girl’s girl stolen valor and i’m sick of pretending otherwise

i’m on my third benito bowl viewing, chillin, groovin, watching for the sugarcane faeries and pedro and the aerialists and the kids goofin around and then suddenly i’m shooting straight up in my chair as i clock a double dolly shot that was there, waiting for me, the whole fuckin time!!!!

i don’t think i cried as hard over my first 3 boyfriends (ages 15-21) as i did every week during high school math tutoring and uh…. not a great look for whatever was going on there, structurally.

i’m gonna be fucking SICK

sick or unintentionally treated my body like it was a decade younger all weekend

there are 3 types of posters

oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies