must be myself… must follow. my heart

Head shape changes throughout the day as you think about different things.

wearing a hair tie around my wrist to bed so that if i die in my sleep i can put my hair up in hell

just realized that everyone has a haircut

my my my my my my my boogie shoes

high school student who i eat breakfast with opened a pieter brueghel book i had on my desk and immediately said “oh he don’t care what he paints”

reach out and pet cat

Albania in the 1500s:

its so rude when people are like, the late princess diana. theres actually an incredibly sad reason why she is late

last batch of drafts from the old place

you better watch your ass

yeah i fucking clicked

spitting image

me: dude i havent had subway in a million years ageless being im friends with: 997,974 BC…

drove past a thrift clothing store called The Spoils of Wear

look at me like a human boy

extremely big daylight feeling

“Sliced i guess” so funny to me that i feel sick

“dont rake your leaves until nights are above 50 so pollinators can hatch” is good advice that combines 3 great loves: having the moral high ground, not doing chores, and bugs

“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today

first loon of the season today

dont ever underestimate billy

carcinization more like Imitation Crab

lol in the archives

ENT wont see me until i see an ophthalmologist. ophthalmologist wont see me until i see an ENT. its called Quantum Care and i both am and am not receiving it

pretty proud of this one

pretty proud of this one

lift your skinny fists

anyone recognize this song? serious request

in like a lion

sequins aisle in the fabric store is Valhalla for people who like to drag their fingers on things as they walk

damn 2018. i thought earlier

younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner

first of billy is NOT overreacting. it IS appropriate to make a victorian orphan’s face when OUTLANDISHLY DENIED a meatball

brian wilson (genuinely being visited by satan): this one’s called “Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow”

if i keep chewing ice as much as do by the time im 70 im going to run out of ice

10 million year old interdimensional horse is like lately ive been really into oats

did you guys know that the mighty mighty bosstones had a band member whose only job was to sing in an enchanting husky voice

at the laraaji gig thinking, a lifetime of practice that results in everyone nodding when you hold a small wind chimes up to the mic is 100 lifetimes

(about the modular synth gig) if my robot butler sounded like this i would kill him

woman with a 1920s haircut seems upset by this modular synth gig. which is period accurate for a time traveller

if your solo project is computer music you should have to use your name. lets not bring Birds of Light or whatever into this

wow, i had no idea a modular synth could sound like a hundred phonecalls

silicon wedding ring so that you dont rip your finger off is the most unromantic thing ive ever heard of. will you sacrifice nothing for love???

a good dictionary joke is if you look up furzy it says abounding with furze. and if you look up furze it says another word for gorse

winter zoo animals are still busy

billy reading your posts / billy faving your posts

zen-themed hospital mindfulness area is called, and im not joking, “The Negative Space”