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poetry, minneapolis | i switched baristas
the doctor bronners bottle is honestly not that informative
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buckdancer’s choice 2
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chat is this real
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Azure Emerald Empire
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Your tasteful décolletage won’t do you much good now, Bond!
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lil guys
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hey, champ
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celebrate julia!
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julia just said that im dressed like “santa claus’s groundskeeper”
about 1 month ago
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one time at a party i got so riled up julia hid the lava lamp because i kept acting like i was gonna drink it
over 1 year ago
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updates from julia
12 months ago
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just leaned over to see julia googling “fancy italian vegetables”
about 1 year ago
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julia is doing dutch duolingo and just said “we drinken water and eaten rice” in a funny voice
7 months ago
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julia said “i only had access to a panini press in college but i loved the freedom it offered me” and when pressed said “you can imagine any sandwich and make it real”
about 2 years ago
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2025𓂅ꮺ﹅⊹ ﹅𓂅ଘꗃ 𓍼๑ଘ⋆2026
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who wants to. sit normal
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kit kat
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whats for. dinner
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my dad telling a story about saving money at home depot but throwing in a scene where he and the cashier high-five when he senses the story flags the way a toddler would add a dinosaur to a story about the park
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dad asked what groceries i for a visit and because he had never heard of arugula he thought it was an herb and bought like 15 leaves
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if you are stuck on a bus in a blizzard and have a strong taste for your own humor, highly suggest searching for your own posts for a word like “this” or “is”
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(music makes me lose control vox) christmas comes this time each year
about 2 years ago
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rediscovered this memory of zoom teaching
about 1 year ago
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this honestly such a low bar for a hamburger
over 1 year ago
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⠀⠀⠀⠔⠢⠀⡄⠢⡀⠀⠀ ⡠⢄⡰⠀⠀⣦⠁⠀⡇⡠⢄ ⢇⠀⠱⠣⡴⠥⢦⡔⡎⠀⢸ ⠈⠒⡸⠎⠀⠀⠀⠱⢕⠐⠁ let me know if. ⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀ this works. ⠀⠀⠑⠠⠔⠒⠢⠤⠊⠀⠀
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the best part of having a friend who is also a hater is being in a social situation and they are like “can you believe this shit” and you are like “oh absolutely not” and you don’t even need to know what they are talking about
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momentarily forgot the word toucan when i saw this photo and whispered “baby zucchinis”
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used this folding table to organize some tools yesterday and havent finished, now every time i walk by i think damn what time does the gig start
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my understanding of vaporwave is— and apologies if this is off-base— is that adult drug users are making music that is like, remember when your mom brought you juice
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dozens of parents on one knee in the lobby of the circus during intermission coaching their children on how to say no if the clown invites them up
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staying in a house with two cats im calling Meowzer and John Hiss. can you guess who is who?
15 days ago
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fyi delta still running the menendez brothers safety video @delta
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weed vape that is also a whistle. so that you can indicate fear
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british audiobook reader attemping a normal american accent that could only be described as mississippi mid-atlantic? a millions chef’s kisses
16 days ago
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defeating an empath in battle by getting really upset
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cant find the original post but wanted to put this back out there
17 days ago
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because he has been allowed, on occasion, a lick or two of milk, billy spent the entire time i ate cereal this morning hitting this pose
18 days ago
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damn ramza in church with da thing out
19 days ago
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you parked in the wrong billy, kid
19 days ago
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l'une meows, l'autre pas
20 days ago
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doctor trying to get his adult gamer patient to eat fiber: i heard that the salad strat is goated
20 days ago
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that’s all, folks!
21 days ago
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twenty centuries of stony sleep
22 days ago
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weather report? yeah thats a great name because i cant decide Whether to Report them to the. the uh (suddenly distant, as if recalling a past life) Jazz Police…
22 days ago
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never really got “taking candy from a baby” until a toddler just walked by open-palm two-handing a fresh donut from the place i like
22 days ago
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i personally dont find this kind of thing very funny
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what is the meaning of this creature
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remembering on this day a TOOL-themed stoner in my high school art class who submitted this image (recreated below) as the entirety of their final portfolio in c. 2004
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you can’t be talking like that, crypto dot com
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when i see an incredibly short-necked person at costco, i just think of her as one of gods creatures, and do not, for example, starting singing “where’s your neck at” to the tune of basement jaxx
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