i should have this summary thing turned off but i use text to speech to write poems in the car and this summary is really roasting me

checking out best of the net nominations. looks like a huge snub for Frog

me and my friend who do an annual celebrity death-pool are both kicking ourselves about jane goodall. such a classic person to die

micropublisher called .5x A Press

going insane in grad school part ???

the pensive critter

fatboy slim weapon of choice is about Dune? did i not already know this? it has the cadence of a fact that goes viral every four years

Little Big Baby

at an extremely swanky literary event where everyone is wearing name tags and i thought “i should be checking for famous people” and the first guy who walked by was named Mike Myers

just watched a high school student try to get his friend’s attention by going “pssst” at the classroom door. ok first of all thats fucking classic

Amadeus (1984)

i fuck with this guy so heavily

(quietly) i actually like chaff

billy got hungry watching bakeshow

important MN lore

I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!

spent the entire baby shower feeling moved by charmander

new to me video that rips

momentarily forgot the word toucan when i saw this photo and whispered “baby zucchinis”

unironically love getting a rejection letter 18 months later. its like literally who was talking to you

absolutely love that the Famous Labs wiki has separate sections for Good Boys and Bad Dogs

bubblebath moneyspread

check out the lone suggested search under a no results search

its tuff guy friday

sort of burying the lede

google maps? uhh i’d rather not. seems like a really inefficient starting point

“stupid”

the saddest thing about AI is that we are in a golden era of in-phone photoshopping

perfect, sharp, cutting little snapshot of a prose poem today from Bryan Thomas Daly https://www.havehashad.com/mx91w

this is my poem!

woke up this morning with billy on my chest, took this photo and we both fell back asleep

💕 its t̶u̶f̶f̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶d̶a̶y̶ precious baby weekend 💕

jean rhys, good morning midnight

i have a short poem in the most recent issue of mudroom www.mudroommag.com

big words of wisdom on this electric shopping cart

lydia davis

intrusive thought

hey man what is that a string? yeah no of course ill act normal

yes 📈

lmao

there is a minor key version of the menards jingle that they play on halloween or after mass casualty events

🧠 🪶

i cant be the only one who thinks this is cute!!

people are always posting photos of their meals from directly above. does nothing to activate my hunger knowledge. i need a bite, on a fork, coming at the camera like it is a mouth

im the cup leave-outer… twister cup leave-outer

thinking of instances, doubt and pain, etc

An Angel Moves Too Fast To See

from a note called Stand Up Jokes 2025

morrissey’s birth name was glasses