get amazing art! help our students! ICE off earth!

get amazing art! help our students! ICE off earth!

I'm fundraising for families at the mpls high school where I teach. We've been hit really hard by ICE activity & are doing grocery runs every day and working towards rent relief. If you want any original art of mine, here is a great way to get it: flanland.com/fundraiser

when i see an incredibly short-necked person at costco, i just think of her as one of gods creatures, and do not, for example, starting singing “where’s your neck at” to the tune of basement jaxx

weather report? yeah thats a great name because i cant decide Whether to Report them to the. the uh (suddenly distant, as if recalling a past life) Jazz Police…

this honestly such a low bar for a hamburger

Every beautiful thing in the universe is on loan from the museum of beauty

work hard play hard

stress eating macarons

ponytale

500 hours into reading every nabokov novel

felt cute might delete later

this might be of general interest

bill is like that drawing of the young woman who is also an old ladys face. one million year old kitten

traveling back in time to play dopesmoker on my phone to a visibly unimpressed mozart and pointing a finger in the air at all the cool parts

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Opening tph for residency applications in 2026 tombubul.info/residency-20...

woah woah careful with that meyer lemon bud. youre essentially halfway to an orange with that thing

what kind of cat is billy? he’s nice. oh you mean the breed? orange :)

ah,

TAke a look, y’all:

sometimes you need to click Don’t Save

who goes there

sorry you said godzilla did WHAT? you mean the guy who holds my hair ties??

the main experience of adulthood is saying “why do i have to do this again i did it last week” about a thing that needs to be done every week and which you havent actually done in 3

jukebox musical? uh yeah i sure hope it is

i just think he’s neat

the doctor bronners bottle is honestly not that informative

buckdancer’s choice 2

chat is this real

Your tasteful décolletage won’t do you much good now, Bond!

lil guys

hey, champ

celebrate julia!

julia just said that im dressed like “santa claus’s groundskeeper”

one time at a party i got so riled up julia hid the lava lamp because i kept acting like i was gonna drink it

updates from julia

just leaned over to see julia googling “fancy italian vegetables”

julia is doing dutch duolingo and just said “we drinken water and eaten rice” in a funny voice

julia said “i only had access to a panini press in college but i loved the freedom it offered me” and when pressed said “you can imagine any sandwich and make it real”

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who wants to. sit normal

kit kat

whats for. dinner

my dad telling a story about saving money at home depot but throwing in a scene where he and the cashier high-five when he senses the story flags the way a toddler would add a dinosaur to a story about the park

dad asked what groceries i for a visit and because he had never heard of arugula he thought it was an herb and bought like 15 leaves

if you are stuck on a bus in a blizzard and have a strong taste for your own humor, highly suggest searching for your own posts for a word like “this” or “is”

(music makes me lose control vox) christmas comes this time each year