This guy is a genocidal white supremacist.

U.S. DEMANDING THAT IRAN ISSUE PUBLIC STATEMENT THAT ALL CHANNELS ARE OPEN FOR SHIPPING - SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS

I respect this level of historical pettiness.

Strong Commander Waterford vibes.

Republican Party Chairman SCUMBAG Matthew Reilly was found passed out in his car with a crack pipe in his hand. Police recovered crack cocaine. He has now resigned.

They get wild out here.

Economists, man. They just do not live in the same reality as the rest of us.

CNN: “The FAA is alerting air traffic controllers nationwide that Palm Beach International Airport’s three-letter identifier changes overnight from PBI to DJT as the airport is officially renamed Donald J. Trump International Airport.” @cnn.com

*10 🙉

* IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS NAVY SAYS FOREIGNERS HAVE NO STAKE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ - STATEMENT * IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS NAVY SAYS U.S. 'ADVENTURISM AND INTERFERENCE' IN DETERMINING TRAFFIC ROUTES IN STRAIT WILL ONLY RESULT IN IRAN'S 'CRUSHING RESPONSE' - STATEMENT @reuters.com

i honestly thought the qatari presidential jet story could not become more ludicrous and yet

Getting the trans surgery (replacing my arms with miniguns)

JD Vance: "If we don't stop sending Social Security checks to illegal immigrants, the people who paid into it are never gonna have access to that money." (This isn't happening.)

McHammurabism was rampant I’m telling you.

I just finished spreading 6 cy of double ground mulch w Mitch McConnell. He did most of the wheelbarrow work and the raking. We stopped for grape Nehis only once. After we were done he swept the driveway bc he likes a neat driveway.

this aged like brie on a dashboard

I’ve never hate-watched anything in my life. But last night, for the first time ever, I genuinely felt Belgium had to win, for the sake of football. I found myself cursing every replay, every cutaway, and almost everyone they kept showing in the crowd. Well done Belgium 🇧🇪

This motherfucker is guilty as hell.

These kids are all of us. (📸 by evan vucci of @reuters.com ) (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

The writing in this piece is too clear.

I don't know where in the multiverse $250 is a lot of money, but can I go there?

AI isn't 'inevitable'. Banning and resisting it isn't 'going against the tide'. We can reject this narrative and determine our own future. But it will be a fight, and it will take greater tech literacy. Which tools are bad and which are not? Who are the bad actors? Which politicians are fighting?

Ottolenghi’s caramelized garlic tart Recipe: www.thespruceeats.com/caramelised-...

I mean is there anything more American than ignoring science-based evacuation orders?

As a rule, I don't smoke pot before noon. Today, I cannot remember why I instituted that rule.

See? It’s only play-fighting! He doesn’t really want to destroy your home!

💀 A Russian soldier's unsuccessful attempt to manually neutralize an FPV drone on one of the roads in Zaporizhzhia region

In Krasnodar, Russians began wrestling for the right to refuel at a gas station.

Nothing EVER good comes from your spouse starting a conversation with “First of all…”

Mamdani is trying to prevent New York’s power grid from failing, you idiot. 78° by choice is a lot better than 100° without electricity.

This is just... Honestly, I have no words except wtaf?!?!

still ranting about the algae

Good times.

Lol. @typewriteralley.bsky.social and I drew a bigger crowd for our tour of historic traffic calming in Seattle.

The vast sums of dark, unaccountable money in our political system have shifted the balance of power toward corporate special interests and away from the American people. This ruling is a boon to the GOP and its billionaire donors and their ability to drown out the voices of the American people.

Depression is real, and I’m glad Tom Kean got the help he needed. But that’s not an excuse for not showing up to work for months without informing the public of the reason why. It’s okay to walk away from a tough job if you’re not okay and let someone else do it.

Take my money.

Want to make your spouse’s sphincter clench? Say you’re going to relocate a shrub in the yard and you’re going to “wing it” w/r/t the new location. Works every time.

Limp Bizkit was the beginning of the end of America. I said what I said.

Trump dozes off as Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says there's no such thing as separation of church and state in the U.S. Constitution

We don't have a television in our bedroom. How unusual is that these days?

Anyone else?

"The Secretary is belligerent." - Lauren Underwood on Markwayne Mullin

men really are too emotional to be in politics

His big rally drew ... a thousand people? Oof.

Birds aren’t real

Pfft. Half-assing it with more puny additives. I keep saying, A REAL reflecting pool has never been tried. Just fill that puppy with Mercury. I'd like to see algae try growing in *that* beautiful, perfect, toxic mirror of a pool.