It’s like Blade Runner street level out here with the wildfires.

🇺🇦🦅 1,892 drones to Moscow region from July 11 to July 18.

That’s a perfectly good green bean ya bastards.

Calling your deaf and cataract-afflicted senior grand dog into the house is like the shortstop calling for the relay to home.

BREAKING: JD Vance has joined the DSA

Time for Cyclops and Circe.

It's true. Trans rights means one semiconductor factory per trans person.

I just completed an in-depth forensic analysis of the 10 most popular words/phrases I've used in the past two weeks, in no particular order, to characterize this timeline. They are: Lies, sociopaths, bluster, oligarchs, inflation, pedophiles, measles, secret police, grift, and explosive diarrhea.

I don’t wanna brag but a straight guy just called me both bro and dude several times in the course of a short conversation so looks like I’m pretty manly.

Good night Dear World! Sleep Well! 🤠

Does everyone realize how incredibly weak it is for the president of the United States to issue threats that achieve nothing, get no one to change their behavior, and instead receive widespread scoffs and shrugs?

Kentucky Republicans have tried to take away Governor Beshear’s ability to appoint Mitch McConnell’s replacement. Beshear says he’s considering ignoring the state legislature and appointing a Democrat to replace McConnell anyway. He believes the law is unconstitutional.

RIP Sam Neill Fuck

OH HELL NO www.instagram.com/reel/Dam6Jst...

"Some men improve the world only by leaving it." Oscar Wilde

Steadily declining literacy is a really big issue.

😂

I open all my “brief and unexpected illnesses” when I need to cool the house down. #lindseygraham

Holy Toledo! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This guy is a genocidal white supremacist.

U.S. DEMANDING THAT IRAN ISSUE PUBLIC STATEMENT THAT ALL CHANNELS ARE OPEN FOR SHIPPING - SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS

I respect this level of historical pettiness.

Strong Commander Waterford vibes.

Republican Party Chairman SCUMBAG Matthew Reilly was found passed out in his car with a crack pipe in his hand. Police recovered crack cocaine. He has now resigned.

They get wild out here.

Economists, man. They just do not live in the same reality as the rest of us.

CNN: “The FAA is alerting air traffic controllers nationwide that Palm Beach International Airport’s three-letter identifier changes overnight from PBI to DJT as the airport is officially renamed Donald J. Trump International Airport.” @cnn.com

*10 🙉

* IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS NAVY SAYS FOREIGNERS HAVE NO STAKE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ - STATEMENT * IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS NAVY SAYS U.S. 'ADVENTURISM AND INTERFERENCE' IN DETERMINING TRAFFIC ROUTES IN STRAIT WILL ONLY RESULT IN IRAN'S 'CRUSHING RESPONSE' - STATEMENT @reuters.com

i honestly thought the qatari presidential jet story could not become more ludicrous and yet

Getting the trans surgery (replacing my arms with miniguns)

JD Vance: "If we don't stop sending Social Security checks to illegal immigrants, the people who paid into it are never gonna have access to that money." (This isn't happening.)

McHammurabism was rampant I’m telling you.

I just finished spreading 6 cy of double ground mulch w Mitch McConnell. He did most of the wheelbarrow work and the raking. We stopped for grape Nehis only once. After we were done he swept the driveway bc he likes a neat driveway.

this aged like brie on a dashboard

I’ve never hate-watched anything in my life. But last night, for the first time ever, I genuinely felt Belgium had to win, for the sake of football. I found myself cursing every replay, every cutaway, and almost everyone they kept showing in the crowd. Well done Belgium 🇧🇪

This motherfucker is guilty as hell.

These kids are all of us. (📸 by evan vucci of @reuters.com ) (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

The writing in this piece is too clear.

I don't know where in the multiverse $250 is a lot of money, but can I go there?

Ottolenghi’s caramelized garlic tart Recipe: www.thespruceeats.com/caramelised-...

As a rule, I don't smoke pot before noon. Today, I cannot remember why I instituted that rule.

See? It’s only play-fighting! He doesn’t really want to destroy your home!

💀 A Russian soldier's unsuccessful attempt to manually neutralize an FPV drone on one of the roads in Zaporizhzhia region

In Krasnodar, Russians began wrestling for the right to refuel at a gas station.

Nothing EVER good comes from your spouse starting a conversation with “First of all…”