Picture of said AI.

I know it's not the point, but military aircraft are not great for carrying passengers

Was AI trained in CX debates?

Well, now I gotta keep my dad alive until he's 105

Plums xkcd.com/3209/

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

But Marge, weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel.

1936.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

Mr. Brightside by the Killers is now closer to the release of Olivia Newton-John’s Physical than it is to today.

So the question is, for the SOTU, do they pump him full of stimulants or tranquilizers

Can't be convicted if you can't find an impartial jury

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist Well, I know I would feel better after the sessions....

The least surprising thing is that Thunderdome is in Pittsburgh

I taught yoga on my last deployment and we would get some big infantry guys coming in and almost all of them had to tap out halfway through class while the chaplain would be going strong

Like that's ever stopped us before....

I'm really curious about the counsel GEN Donovan's JAG is giving right now

This...is the best thing I have seen in a long time online

Happy s39th birthday to SN 1987A- the closest to us since the invention of the telescope! 🥳 Always a good excuse to share my cross stitch evolution over time in radio of SN1987A. Everything is to the correct scale etc bc cross stitch is the original pixel art. 🔭🧪 #sciart

Thunderdome Wendy's. So not the first call to this Wendy's. Lol

I know we all are waiting for It to happen, but I personally would like to see the narcissistic ego collapse occur first, just cause I'm petty like that.

you should never be allowed to have social media access of any kind for the rest of time if *Chuck Schumer* gets a dunk on you like this

Cucumbers

Happiness

*Nods in EW*

Congressional Republicans realized they needed to fly back to DC today

“To a first approximation,” he went on to offer, “Everybody in hockey is named ‘Conor.’”

This means Canada is now the 51st state

That ending of Hadestown hits hard

My ramen is too spicy and I can't stop eating

The Olympics feels like a weird place to play Harvey Danger

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Maybe it'll happen on live tv

I know this one! #Jeopardy

The Supreme Court:

Don't worry, companies will still keep tariff prices in effect

someone in AI fucked up and actually told the truth

Hell yeah look at that little guy go

I wonder if they can add that to their DTS voucher

Wednesday

short about working at the coast guard

making a clone of bluesky where i *can't* see leathery skin and blue jeans

Please stop putting shirtless rfk Jr in my feed.

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all