Now I'm just a simple city archaeologist but uhhhhhhhh

Is it meltdown Mecember out there what is going on

Bad news: Someone in a meeting today floated the idea of an AI policy for our program Good news: We all fuckin' hate it and think it's a security risk with regard to archaeological data, so I'm pretty sure if we have a policy it's gonna be something like "no you fuckin' don't."

I know that Jesús is a perfectly normal name, but also talking with a chat support person and seeing "JESUS IS TYPING" repeatedly is kind of hilarious.

Got called a huge asset in my annual review, so I got that going for me.

You know I'm really not sure why we have a mini-staff meeting today when everyone is scrambling to finish their year-end stuff, but that's why I'm not in charge.

Scary story in 3 words: Shipped via OnTrac

Is it good when the USCPSC is aiming their generator warnings at you

I am having fun

Cougar Gold? You mean the cheese they sell in the grocery store here? *ducks*

I have nowhere to be and all my devices and batteries are charged up and I've got a fireplace and wood and an outdoor propane camp stove but can I still say how much I absolutely despise the prospect of 70mph wind gusts?????

Okay it's calmed down now and is still putting out new leaves, so I think it's gonna be alright. The other one could not care less and has been perfectly fine since it arrived.

Dam break at the Green River levee. komonews.com/news/local/f... Tukwila, Kent, Renton (Includes the IKEA.)

Listing to my various Mountain Goats albums on shuffle and it's all very you know... slightly depressing... and then I PERSONALLY WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A FOREIGN OBJECT

Just have to make it through 4 days at work and then I am off for SEVENTEEN GLORIOUS DAYS

Last names are funny. How do you wind up with a last name that's literally just "bread" in your language

You gotta do the old magic to stop the storm from being too bad, you know?

Time to CHARGE ALL THE BACKUP BATTERIES

The... Bears?

For the High Wind Watch, southwest winds 25 to 45 mph with gusts up to 60 mph possible and up to 70 mph isolated gusts in higher terrain. EXFUCKINGSCUSE ME????? NO THANK YOU

How is it that I have super short hair and this shit still takes hours to fuckin' dry.

Life is too short to refrain from eating lemon curd out of the jar

Well, I can read that this guy is from Switzerland, and I can read the word Gebiet, but boy can I not read which Gebiet this is

Briefly considered going to an archaeologist meet-up in town next week and oh my God what is wrong with me

Since I was out in the area anyway I decided to stop by the location of the local employee-owned chain that has bread and goddamn if one of the ladies in the bakery did not sound EXACTLY like Laura Bailey as Jester lol

I just picked up a dozen giant tamales, over for you bitches, etc.

Fuck, now I need to pick up donuts on the way home from the tamale store tomorrow

Was worried my lack of football knowledge would mean I wouldn't understand what was happening here. That was uh. Not a problem.

Plans for this weekend include listening to multiple Mountain Goats albums in their entirety, so I feel the need to state that I'm fine, it's just fuckin' winter.

Logged in to work and found our whole program in battle with IT since all of our emails over 90 days old disappeared over night

Woke up with a single line of a song in my head this morning and turns out it was from a Mountain Goats song that I was unfamiliar with before the show on Friday lol

Oh THERE'S the wind I was advisoried about.

Reminder, last Xmas shipping date for US is 12th Dec, please get your orders in by Thursday night so I can pack and post in the morning. (I will continue shipping until Xmas, and if you tick "Gift" you can get a gift receipt to put in a card if you left it a bit late.) oishiny.etsy.com

LinkedIn games emails??? GTFO

pornhub data scientists

Wait Gonzaga has a LGBTQ+ Rights Clinic???????

"Lifestyle" makes this shit sound a lot more fun than "I was running around with constant anxiety and a racing heart and this was one thing I could easily control"

The latest in bad graduate school ideas is not abating. Send help.

Using goalie pads in place of one of those sex wedge pillows

This seems not great!

I have a problem where any time someone says "idea for a movie," The Vandals pop into my head and refuse to leave for several days.

Please, the last stronghold of physical media is my house. Everyone knows this.

I am incredibly sleepy and it's like... did I pick up a bug at the show or is it just that the sun sets before 4pm? WHO KNOWS

I hate wind. Fuck off, wind!

...Taschen sent me, unprompted, what is basically a small HARDCOVER, picture only, catalog????

Waiting for the mail to come so I can catalog and shelve a truly obscene number of books 🤤

Mmmmmm Pfeffernüsse

I fear I would be unable to stop myself from choosing middle English.

Found out we're getting the 24th and 26th as paid holidays which means some leave I don't have to use and some bonus pay even though I wouldn't normally work Friday!