Can't tell me anything

CROATOAN! wait is that not what we're doing

Is it good if I'm too tired to make a hot dog

Suddenly very glad for the ridiculous "presenting the pope with baseball bats" thing that was happening months ago

I appreciate the seismic network is just doing their job which is why I am not QTing them, but no. I do not "wonder" about an earthquake until it crosses the 5.0 threshold, unless it's like a thousand of them directly under a volcano.

Hello I just realized this scans to the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

I do not have a dog in any any Catholic schism fights (the religions of my grandparents were non-practicing Lutheran, non-practicing Methodist, none, and none and I regularly play a genealogy game called "Christian Schism Bingo") but boy am I munching metaphorical popcorn (and literal chips).

🎶DON'T STOP! SUHNEEZIN'!🎶

Seeing "sharks at Rockaway Beach" and having a momentary Pacific Northwest brain glitch even though it clearly says NYC

Buying potato chips because that's a July 4th snack but indicating my disapproval of the U.S. by getting All Dressed.

While I agree sidewalks in east Portland are a problem I am not sure the U.S. Senator is the person responsible for fixing that. Okay. Just had to get that out of my system. Sorry.

Making a note to myself to come back and maybe bid on some quilts before the auction is over.

Mad at past Amy for not buying some lemonade at the store yesterday. Might rectify that tomorrow.

*preparing to pass a new ethernet cable through the wall* Okay first you get a chopstick and some leftover weaving warp...

Really feel that this KIT should have been clearer in the instructions because oh my god did I just spend way too much time fighting the sheds because something about the instructions wasn't right.

Yeah I only have to pop on at work for about half an hour tomorrow but I'm still gonna whine about it!

I cannot adequately communicate the level of confusion on my face

I have a monthly subscription box that is definitely marketed toward men and this month's box is a THROWING AXE and these people clearly have not met me because there is no universe in which I should be allowed to do axe throwing.

The rate at which I go through ethernet cables for my work laptop is honestly astonishing.

If you're wondering if it's possible to find something endlessly fascinating but ALSO somehow resent having to know about it, the answer is yes. That is 100% me about Catholicism.

Suddenly scrambling to figure out what's up with that questionable monastery outside of town

BOOKED. Unclear how my cat will be doing by that point in time, but the place has very reasonable cancelation policies and doesn't charge up front, so better to book than not book.

I should book a stay at the coast for November again. Maybe there will be another wrecked boat directly outside my room!

Not the AG posting a Sophie gif 😭

Finally sucked it up and hit up both of the grocery stores. Got half a pie. Did not get marionberry because I did not feel like living dangerously.

"These things have two of the same words, therefore they must be related somehow." yeah man, you're a fuckin' genius. for sure.

There's no good reason for me personally to use a grocery delivery service and I never have, and I won't unless I am sick, but oh god would I like to have someone else do my goddamn grocery shopping right now.

Ba! Badada ba ba bada! Foreign ooooobbbjeecccct

I am now (mostly) off until Monday. Still got about half an hour of bullshit Thursday morning, but it's just a quick check-in meeting and then a text message to the bosses of the schedule.

You know, I can sometimes go MONTHS without having to restart my work computer during the day, and then sometimes I have to do it multiple times in one day 🙃

Goddamnit, computer got stuck in the "forgot to uncheck the font box" adobe loop and had to be restarted

It is entirely possible that more people saw me present my master's thesis research at a regional conference lmao

Bookmarking this for next year's "what's the most dad thing you did in the last year"

Just had to go ask the mail carrier if he needs a jump lmao

Do I always renew my vehicle tabs on time? Absolutely. Do I remember to put the new tab on the truck in a timely fashion? ehhhhhhhhh

Well hell yeah!

When will my craft supplies return from the war????

Matt Shaw (Going to the Great American State Fair but remembers the reaction the last time he pulled something like this) has been placed on the 10 Day IL

In my Cool Hand Luke phase (eating way too many fuckin' eggs)

Did I personally, unintentionally cause an intern to switch to our program???

You best bet that if my program manager wants me to ask a contractor a silly question, I am absolutely going to make it clear that she made me ask lol

A BITCH HAS A 2-DAY WORK WEEK

*trying to remind bestie about a conference twenty years ago* Remember? The grad office lady told us they wouldn't pay for our condoms.

I'm frequently very slow to get through CR episodes and the latest one being 6 hours long doesn't help and ANYWAY I just got to "mom arm" and lmaoooooooooooo

Love too get into bed and then realize my phone is... somewhere

I have four pending book orders and two orders of weaving supplies somebody stop me 😭

Some people pronounce it “TIN-uh-tis” and some pronounce it “tin-EYE-tus” but I pronounce it “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

I think a pan of brownies might fix me.

Ok ok ok now I’m going to bed lol

I yearn for the sea