have assbott go after darren rovell on here, I can't wait for iiiiit

Hey I remember this one! It must have been a half day at school, because I was home when it happened.

The CR Malört is back!

It always feels good to help out with a reburial, even if I am just making a map.

Program manager sent me a Teams message at 9pm last night and like. What.

Someone next door said "morning!" while I was out to get the mail and then I said it back and it is almost 2pm.

Almost as bad as the FEELING of chomping the inside of your cheek is the tissue-destroying NOISE that comes along with it.

Soothing myself at work by playing in the GIS (stuff that needed to be done but is also oddly calming)

Misread the box color on the radar an thought there was an enormous tornado warning for a minute (it was a snow squall warning)

whenever he gets lit up: did grok tell to you throw that pitch?

they gotta fix this shit ASAP

SAFEWAY HAS BEEN HIDING SOUR PICKLES AT EVER STORE BUT MINE?????

Love trying to Google a recipe and learn that my family apparently had a totally unique/incorrect name for something that makes finding it impossible!

Glad to find this post here, as it is relevant to the current skyline.

WEIRDLY ENOUGH SUBMITTING THAT ONE REPORT THAT WAS ON DEADLINE HAS NOT MADE ME FEEL IMMEDIATELY, MAGICALLY BETTER!!!

I want my errands to be done but I can't do one of them until 2pm wahhhhhhh

All of the work technology is conspiring against me today!!!!!

Excuse me

Jon Bois: come for BEEFTANK, stay for the succinctly articulated progressive political thought.

Have I had a bunch of extra long weekends at work lately due to holidays and birthday leave? Yes. Am I considering taking the 2nd off anyway? Also yes. (I've got two big stupid deadlines end of month and I am NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME)

Oh is this another thing where one of the five companies that make up the Internet has had a server failure

The Taschen Pompeii book is a coffee table book in that it is approximately the size of a coffee table.

Pleased to announce that Victor the dog (if that is his real name, I only hear it yelled through the walls of my house) did not prevent my package of books from being delivered.

Every once in a while I get the idea to buy straight cranberry juice and then I immediately remember why I haven't done that in several years.

Training Montage - The Mountain Goats

*touches ground* something happened here

Oh my god I just got caught up on this EXCUSE ME

I was actually doing okay not being anxious about work but now that it's time to plug my computer in... I am doing... less okay lol

Some day I will finish this episode of Campaign 2.

You got a problem with Cackling Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate

The problem with wireless controllers is that I can carry them anywhere in the house and then lose sight of them

This Mount St. Helens 25th anniversary hat is just a Shane McMahon outfit accessory. I will not be taking questions about my wrestling knowledge at this time. ebay.us/m/u61hKf

Cheating at Assassin's Creed: Odyssey (sitting on top of a sync point waiting for my many bounties to run out)

I turned the Daytona 500 on in the background and I always forget how incredibly EXTRA annoying the broadcast is for this one lol

My favorite guy on Ancestry dot com might be the guy who is a very distant cousin of my bestie and uploads all of the Mexican marriage dispensations AND translates the pertinent genealogical bits.

A problem with trying to read historiography textbooks is they all start talking about Herodotus and then I just want to go play AC: Odyssey.

"My mother is very proud of my drinking" lmaooooooo

oh my god lmao

Man fuck off with this shit

lmfao I didn't even notice the glass containers at first because I was TOO BUSY WONDERING WHAT THE MAMMOTHS WERE DOING JUST KICKING IT

I cannot possibly be using honey straws correctly

The way Brennan is pronouncing what I assume is Schöngarten is driving me mildly insane.

You know how every once in a while you'll see a list go around of things to try when your brain isn't behaving? Like "drink some water" "move your body" "go outside"? Mine specifically includes listening to this:

Right, I have a week left to make rent, counting today, and that's the first goal. (Second is dealing with various emergencies.) I have 23 different pendants up for grabs, all wrapped and ready to travel: oishiny.etsy.com Go on, grab yourself some magic. #Handmade #DisabledArtist #ShopIndie

Like, I appreciate the thought here, but uhhhhh not particularly applicable to me specifically lmao

10/10 do not recommend

Love how UChicago Press still has a notice about COVID 19 slowing down shipping in their shipping emails. Guys, I think you can take that out. The shipping just is what it is at this point.

Why the ass does the local employee-owned grocery chain only have the world's saddest selection of bottled/canned coffees! They are otherwise a very normal grocery store!

My supervisor was awake between 2 and 5 am so it's uhhhhhh nice that we're on the same page I guess?????

I can't tell you what a relief it is to know that even one of the greatest scientists to ever live hated every second of it