You give the Bears one Pope and he cashes in this hard? Insanity.

Um I need to see the bears priest I have some things I need sprinkled

........ Nemo www.tumblr.com/theroseandth...

I'm late, but this is the first confirmation I've seen of Waymo using foreign-based remote operators. Prior, there was only a rumored podcast ep, immediately cease-and-desisted. www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

imo a part of Zohran Mamdani's appeal is he interacts with regular people spontaneously and enthusiastically in an era where most nationally prominent politicians respond to a Normal Person like a vampire seeing a cross

Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.

KOM PR was a 10% time reduction 💪

the only thing worse than biting the inside of your cheek is when you bite it so bad there's just a little chunk of meat hanging out in there

Three years ago Liz got COVID as I was traveling on a train to see her. She guided me over the phone through Trader Joes with military precision so she could have groceries and I decamped to a hotel for a very normal and nutritious meal of my own

The Ottawa Senators are selling special edition Heated Rivalry “Rozanov” and “Hollander” merch, with all proceeds going to Ottawa Pride Hockey. https://www.fxoxo.com/256813/ The Ottawa Senators are selling special edition Heated Rivalry “Rozanov” and “Hollander” merch, with all proceeds going …

@withoutstories.bsky.social fucking screaming www.tumblr.com/parkchanwooh...

I am not SURPRISED Park Chan-wook has the juice but it is a delight every time

me just like, the good news is it's probably my period the bad news is if I'm getting sick AND getting my period I'm going to mcfucking lose it

Just got like five library books off my holds list all at once

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

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today was bleh but we hit the weekly goal AND one PR so WHATEVER

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

I am HOWLING

i don't mean this in the puritanical way, but this romance novel might have TOO many sex scenes. like, we're getting so many happy endings its taking forever to get to the actual Happy Ending, you know what i mean? stop touching each other and move the story along a bit, thank u

ooh, I should organize my notes and pick a new Threat for #HargraveHouse today

I’m approaching forty years of age and have been starting to get those unfamiliar pangs, that feeling that I have to reach the south pole by sled

Bad Bunny Super Bowl promo is beautiful. Hate is so embarrassing. Imaging being against everyone together dancing to good music 🥹🥹🥹

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

having flashbacks to when my two 401(k)s were held by the same company and it still took me like three phone calls and countless hours of my life to get them combined

If you are only now learning about THE WESTING GAME, written by Ellen Raskin in 1979 & winner of a Newbery Medal, find it and read it NOW. It's the best puzzle mystery novel ever, and is illustrated and typeset by Raskin herself (who started as an illustrator and book cover designer)

today is for friend hangs at stupid fancy work functions and BEEF STEW

@withoutstories.bsky.social many such cases www.tumblr.com/penandinkpri...

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

gonna be honest, on occasion, at a glance, the Kattigan Vale and Lucanis Dellamorte fanarts are becoming hard to differentiate

We solved a problem, Katherine got to steal an Organ, we all drempt of an eldritch proto earth in the Before Times, all in all a great day.

The Mastermind #HargraveHouse

congrats to the #HargraveHouse players on convincing a vampire + their childe to leave London for at least two decades and move to Portugal #NotTheirProblem #RIPToThePortuguese

""having a nemesis is inherently horny." "yeah, like i was gonna say no to that?" #HargraveHouse

"I saw Razor Rosary when they opened for My Chemical Romance....." #HargraveHouse

Rear Admiral Alfred Bingly-Greene #HargraveHouse

"I was so caught up in a world where Cal is great at fake-being a priest, I forgot about being Catholic." #HargraveHouse

juiced up for this session of #HargraveHouse, may the power of these four crab rangoon and a ginger ale compel me

Well, this is no good.

OOH, new matcha place, right in central square 👀👀👀 www.instagram.com/midomatcha_c...

you cannot be advertising "high support" sports bras with girls with no tiddies, I'm sorry. thats for bandeau bras and cute little bralettes. of course you can prevent tit bounce when there's nothing to bounce. I want this shit modeled by ladies that could knock themselves out.

One of my great joys in life is how woke the Dog Rates guy turned out to be. youtu.be/lOUfrdP5Vmk?...

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"42% of consumers did not know that potato chips were made from potatoes" is gonna haunt me for a while, thanks.

OOH, Kanopy has The Shrouds, happy long weekend to ME

SUFFERING

we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era

Look at this absolute queen

lesbian couple meet cute stories are always either we were best friends for 8 years before realizing we were in love with each other or she dropped a bloody scalpel directly into my foot the first day we met and we've been together ever since

Feeling a lil nauseous, time for a lie down with Ginger and catching up on the back half of CR