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doing hills again was deeply deeply deeply deeply foolish

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my bike is making some kind of clicking noise and I have to figure out what it is because its getting a little tell-tale heart up in here

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you made a rebloggable talamasca post on tumblr. i am baffled about this on about three levels, i gotta say

Still thinking about what an eviscerating insult "This book reads as if it were punched into a phone while the author was hiking" would be if it appeared in a review.

My favourite year for oppressed literary masculinity was 2023 when the number of women on the Booker shortlist was smaller than the number of men named Paul

Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.

Today's #goodnews is about Boston nonprofit that runs a 10-week class teaching teens how to care for & fix bikes. Once they graduate, they get to keep the bike. About 200 teens work in the shop repairing bikes every year. They ship them all over the country & even set up in other countries. ☺️

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“Zohran has been marinated in love…He’s so secure in knowing who he is. There was a feeling of great pride and gratitude the night he won—that we had yielded this person who will bring, and who has already brought, hope to the world. That he has the mettle to do it.” ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOM GOALS 🥰🥰🥰🥰

when you're throat is just the tiniest bit scratchy and dry

I will NOT buy a completely unnecessary $60 bottle of olive oil just for the tentacle bottle.

fantastic weird girl representation, thank you Mariana Enríquez

also, as I continue to play Clair Obscur, I think I'm starting to understand parrying sickos. which concerns me. I do not want to be sympathetic to their beliefs.

if you want to be relaxed out of your gourd you simply need a lot of edibles and a few episodes of The Repair Shop. perhaps a cookie or two. god bless.

#WhatMyTShirtSaysIs Miskatonic University. Half the people who comment say something Lovecraftian. The other half ask me where it's located. I tell them it's north of Boston, near Salem.

Pride and Prejudice is honestly so funny. there's a run of chapters from like. 10-13 or so where the chapter's last line is always something like WOW WAS MR DARCY GLAD HE WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE LIKE ELIZABETH, CAUSE HE'D BE IN REAL TROUBLE AND BE REALLY IN LOVE, LIKE, WOW. buddy.

my new Saturday schedule is going to be Chip City Roulette before Saturday movies -- today we got a confetti cookie sandwich, TWO pumpkin coffeecake, and a *checks notes* mile high maple thinwich.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!! www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

when you pull a driving maneuver so boneheaded the entire bus turns to look at you like

Frankenstein by Castlevania artist Ayami Kojima 🦇

peter thiel wants what kris jenner has

doing just four miles today but its straight fucking uphill fam I am DYING do NOT imagine Sisyphus happy

Sketchbook

30% of adult Americans have criminals records. ICE would have found 180 criminals if they RANDOMLY detained Americans

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

"Ohhhhh I should but I shan't" - the mantra of current me, who is not exactly setting up tomorrow Amanda for success

okay well this is incredible actually gotta like cabbage + mushrooms + saurkraut, but if you doooooooo, helluva a dish

LIZ WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THIS TO ME www.instagram.com/reel/DQoP7Mk...

i don't want to go to the grocery store for just onions and bananas.

ADMITTEDLY SUBPAR* *autocorrect REALLY wanted this to be Subaru

i realize! it does require having a chunk of savings to begin with, but can recommend switching your savings accounts every 3-4 months just to rack up cash bonuses. everyone's HYSA rates are pretty similar at the moment, and I just got $400 for opening an Amex one and sitting on it for three months

Another issue: The gap between who media and the internet thinks is a big star and who normie moviegoers think is a big star is widening. We can talk about Sydney Sweeney all day long, but say her name to a lot of people over 40 and I promise you, you will be greeted by a blank stare. >

One unacknowledged story of this fall's awful box office might be that every star seems to have decided to do their "This one's for me" movie at the same time. There is, honestly, no universe or financial environment in which Die My Love--one among many examples--would ever have made real money. >

Pro tip. If you’re at a burger place and they give you shitty made up ketchup you can always ask “do you have real ketchup” and very often… they do, hidden somewhere in the kitchen.

Think of your favorite celebrity, whether they’re an actor, musician, athlete, whatever. They’re probably pretty well-off, financially. But they are still closer to auctioning off their possessions to cover medical bills than they are to being a billionaire.

forgor how long this recipe takes so we're punting that to this afternoon and lunch is my first love, garlic bread

the Pokémon TCG advent calendar refuses to budge, price-wise, and I have unfortunately started a tradition of giving them to Nibling so I'm gonna have to follow through but I need it to drop to $50 sometime soon

a cozy queen

on the other hand, work has me screaming into pillows maybe I will treat myself with Blade Runner at the Brattle tonight

Gideon the Ninth was great, but last night I started Harrow the Ninth and that just STARTED with like three straight slaps in the face, love it

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??

woe to us, who witness the screaming airport baby. screaming airport baby cannot be reasoned with. it cannot comprehend the suffering it inflicts. it is a phenomenon. a spirit of chaos sent to test us in troubled times. screaming airport baby what omens do you bring