zero context, choose one: Balatro or Apollo Justice

I swear to god if I didn’t need my internet restored, I’d hang up on this fucking Xfinity AI agent who had the audacity to claim it WASN’T an AI agent. The most neurodivergent person I’ve ever met has not talked itself in as many circles as this fucking bot has.

today i have learned that angine de poitrine is perfect background music for my brain

The excellent cast includes: @cypheroftyr.bsky.social @urbanbohemian.com @artificer-ind.bsky.social and @paintingpirate.bsky.social. Some @dclasair.bsky.social guy is the DM [2/2]

Charity stream Sat. at 3pm EDT/12pm PDT benefiting @takethis.org on my twitch [1/2] Donate here: donate.tiltify.com/79d5a617-959... Incentives: Disadvantage Advantage Chaos Wheel Add Option to Chaos Wheel Wild Magic Surge

trying to decide if i wanna actually build my 'DMing and Community Management Are (Almost) The Same Thing And I Will Tell You Why" panel for Gamehole Con....

This season of Dimension20 On A Bus is going to MURDER ME

i had to dredge this reference up from the depths of my memory omg

somebody get this shirt to arin hanson

omg i just went to a website to get some sheet music for my keytar and was immediately hit with a MIDI of some song I didn't know, was too loud, and couldn't figure out how to turn off without muting the site. plus the hamster dance hamsters and the ally mcbeal baby were at the bottom of the page

We shall always remember

the day is already perfect, nothing else happen (with the exception of one or two TEENY tiny things)

I think making up little guys is good for your mental health, everyone should make up characters and then spend time daydreaming about them

THERE ARE TWO OWLS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

HOLY SHIT

The Nerdist has a closer look at two patterns from the D&D Crochet book, plus a few quotes from me: nerdist.com/article/dung...

I am not saying this to dampen the mood, but DAMN i wish my grandma was still around to watch this with me. she was my jeopardy buddy.

In the Chicago area? I know weather is crap today but it would mean the world to me if people stopped by Stacy's book launch at GOBLIN MARKET 6-8pm: maps.app.goo.gl/6zHhXj3eo8PQ... I remember my first overseas signing got rained out in London: No one came and, though I laughed it off, it felt awful

Happy TDOV. I'm low on work and lower on health. A lot of us are. Help if you can. V/CA/Ko-fi: OrionDBlack

bought some stuff to go full wireless with my keytar. i will not be bound by silly things like WIRES when there is ROCKING to be done

take a couple steps back, sorrowscapes, damn

sometimes I sleep in my cake shirt, but I prefer a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket

Why is outlook telling me to install teams every time I accept a work meeting

omg he’s a gamer

pokopia!

I do fear I’m going to be incredibly normal about my new blorbo

Time to meet CORBEAU

it's giving dancer silhouette; somebody's gonna wear this with a bolero jacket to a class at millenium dance complex

mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

oooooh the rain has started

I'm excited to announce that I'll be at @goblinmkt.bsky.social in Chicago, IL next Tuesday, March 31, to celebrate the launch of Dungeons & Dragons Crochet! Event details and store location are online here: goblinmkt.com/events/2026-...

i have one more spirit to find in spirit city, but the spiritdex won't start summoning even though I have the right settings

my youtube algorithm is serving some of markiplier's sketch comedy from like... a decade ago and i forgot some of these videos existed

you ever just hyperfocus and build out a whole-ass test server to see what an existing server reorganization would look like? just me? cool.

The corned beef hash I had at the little place we went to for breakfast every morning of the Adventurers League event we did in Hell, Michigan is something I will be chasing for the rest of my life. That was in the fall of 2019 and I wonder if that restaurant survived the pandemic all the time.

i think it's time we blow this scene get everybody and the stuff together okay 3... 2... 1... let's jam

Threads is still a cesspit but damn if I didn’t build my algorithm brick by goddamn brick.

The World Ends With You is a perfect video game

every day I lament that this man is too old to play Carl, Dungeon Crawler

Reading a Threads post about clapping on 1/3 vs 2/4 and someone said clapping on 1/3 feels tense and I have never agreed w something so hard If I hear clapping on 1/3 something is going to get me

Another random surprise! I'm now the voice of Rouge the Bat in comic dub project on YouTube with some lovely voice actors! She's been wifey since I was a wee lad, so it's wild knowing that I'm voicing her. Y'all know my thoughts on Sonic- I'm still easing into it, but we would love the support 🖤🦇

Today's vibe brought to you by youtu.be/PrRDrz53Q1E?...

👉👈 this would be very cool and sexy of you and would take like no time at all I promise!!!!!!

Walked the dogs. Came inside. Laid down. Got up. There was a tick on the pillow. Managed to not commit arson. At least it wasn’t a bedbug.

Rolled credits in Pokopia, so now I’ve started Legends Z-A

Heck it. For your consideration, if you’ve really enjoyed The Witch Wolf this year, maybe give it a nomination over at the Ringo awards! ringoawards.com

(To the tune of “Agony”) ALLERGIIIIEEEEEEEEEES

Leon Kennedy #residentevil

Is V a legit “hear me out” or am I just attracted competent anarchy

i know there's really no being late to the day before a convention, but I am not leaving the house until I've secured tickets to the Chicago stop of the DCC Parade of Horribles Book Tour