Watching Lord of Illusions. Scott Bakula is shirtless for approximately 86% of this movie.

GWAR

new mural going up on nicollet ave in whittier, minneapolis depicting alex pretti filming federal agents with his phone during operation metro surge before he was shot and killed, just 4 blocks south of here

it's only tuesday

Getting paid an advance today.

Tonight!

Got choked up explaining to my wife how much Scarlett and Snake Eyes love each other, specifically in the Silent Interlude issue where Snake Eyes takes on a castle full of ninjas to rescue her but she had already escaped and then returned ready to sacrifice herself to save Snake Eyes in turn.

Good comic day.

Guaranteed endorphin boost: Start playing the Phantom Menace at 1:03:55 and turn on Angine de Poitrine's Mata Zyklek. Now this is podracing. anginedepoitrine.bandcamp.com/track/mata-z...

Finally doing the taxes...

Monarch is a show about two generations of hot polyamorous Japanese scientists and also Godzilla.

Happy Easter!

Look at this dog on a shelf at the Fitzgerald Theater.

The track list for the new Angine de Poitrine album is just a list of Star Wars alien names.

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business

Take a step forward if you ever fell off one of these things or a similar death machine.

Here is a Voidfighter game from Adepticon last weekend. They talk through some of the rules as they go. www.youtube.com/live/rIM7Hdr...

Ship stuck.

Holy shit.

One of my favorite game designers releases a bare-bones no-art conversationally written game that appeals directly to my particular thoughts about non-OSR style D&D? Instant buy!

It's pretty cool to actually make some money from writing games.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Release day.

The speakerphone mic on my phone doesn't work anymore, and that means Merlin can't hear birds. I'm seriously considering buying a new phone because of this.

Pop punk about Penelope being sick of Odysseus's shit? Incredible.

This isn't my usual sort of post but my band just released a single- teencat.bandcamp.com/track/penelope

what if we put issue 8 of Wyrd Science on sale? What if this got more likes & shares than our stupid jokes? featuring Dolmenwood, Blades In The Dark, Doomsong, Kamping Kitbash, Lee Gold, The Old King's Crown, weird fiction, aggro comics, dungeon synth & lots more shop.wyrd.science/products/wyr...

Good enough! At some point I might sculpt another, better one. But this is getting painted and going on the table. The AI one is going in the trash.

Working on Blizzard or Warhammer games must be so cool. Need a bad guy? No problem, just name him Evilius Maleficon. A good guy? Benevolar Faithshield. Oh a guy’s blood themed? How’s Sanguinax Redvein. French character? You know her name is Amelie LaCroix

This is printing now. A greeble on each face. Probably too sparse and the arms are a bit uneven, but I've never done this before and I barely know what I'm doing. But: Not AI.

Sorry about the rain, ice, and snow. I was thinking about grilling and bought some hamburger buns.

This has got to be the most hapless red dragon ever. Flying along, not a care in the world, impaled by a blimp. Tries to breath fire on the blimp, which are famously large, slow, and flammable: Misses.

I was bamboozled. This was designed with AI. I missed it on the entry on Cults until today. I thought the sculptor was just a newbie or something. There are weird textures and some other things that didn't make sense until I saw that. So I'm designing my own. I will learn a skill to spite AI!

Nancy 4/1/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 4, happy april fools day

very funny, but not an April Fool's joke.

This is absolutely incredible. Obviously at the table you could use poker chips or whatever. But there's no option to even buy a matching set of tokens for each ship. It's spectacularly tacky. I'm tempted to pledge a buck just so I can comment on it.

Me making a PBJ.

Goddamn, Ian. Knife through my heart.

What's that look on my face? Actual joy?

Prototyping 100% scratch built Necron Warrior. Made from armature wire (paper clip), beads (variety), zip-ties, craft/eva foam, and rhinestone gems. The smallest rivets are dots of pva glue. Oh, and lots of superglue and baking soda.

Remember a few weeks ago when everyone seemed to be at that Michael Shannon concert at 1st Ave? Seeing KG is like that for me. --->

Waiting for Kyle Gass to start at the Green Room in Uptown.

Slapped some paint on and it's done.

Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

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It's incredible to me that it seems like no one has talked to Weir about this in depth. I remember hearing the same things (on a smaller scale) when the Martian movie came out and again when Project Hail Mary the book came out. No one has told him that thinking science is real is political?

Yes! Hahaha! Yes! Terrain for K47.