I got to deploy an email receipt from October of last year to an accounting asshole today, and it was legit the best part of my day. It’s the little wins, truly.

Everyone loves to hate on crazy cat people, but it’s a proven fact that psychotic codependent dog people are 1000x worse

I was, until my sister went to their alma mater, became a doctor, and moved to the same city they live in. (I love them all with all my heart and I know they love me too)

Does anyone remember makeoutclub dot com? Or was that an extremely niche early aughts Louisville-scene only type deal? It was a fever dream of elder millennial angst & horniness—and I loved it.

This piece is truly beautiful— @profcrunk.bsky.social’s words are a gift (and @theflytrapmedia.com is well worth the subscription):

Another fave: colleagues who are personally offended that they might have to physically take something they want shipped to a FedEx location and deign to write out a physical shipping label. Idc if you have VP in your title, Joe Bob, you can handle two boxes at FedEx like a big boy. Can’t you???

Amazing how many boomers have managed to be “successful” in their “careers” by forcing other people who know how to use computers to do their work for them. Sorry Ted, I’m not going to RENAME IMAGE FILES for you because you “don’t know how” and I’m not going to show you how, either! RETIRE, BITCH!

Raw/plain stewed tomatoes 🍅 and mushrooms 🍄‍🟫 I do not want to eat something that grows on decay, and the texture of *every single one* is SO off-putting. (Yes, even portobellos—whoever claimed those can be “burgers” should be forced to eat them off a woodland carcass.) I can do a duxelle AT MOST.

10 actresses to get to know me: Cate Blanchett Toni Collette Liza Minnelli Charlize Theron Lupita Nyong’o Florence Pugh Julianne Moore Pam Grier Edith Massey Sigourney Weaver #flimsky

This was one good thing at the Gap 2000-2002 (besides the employee discount): we had those fresh curated CDs regularly so there was never just one song that played too much, but 20 good to excellent songs on a loop every season. It’s how I first heard Maxwell’s “NoOne,” an all-time fave for 25 yrs!

Surya Bonaly, 1998 Nagano Olympics

John Waters is a national treasure 🦩🦩🦩

Miraculously, anyone can be a Kentuckian! (unless you’re a carpetbagging ass RW douche parachuting in to continue extractive economics for personal gain, then you’ll just get re-elected until a) you die or b) you piss off someone crazier than you… but you’ll STILL never be a true Kentuckian!)

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What’s YOUR #lastfourwatched? Bit of a hard pivot yesterday, but it was absolutely essential that I get a strong dose of Audrey Hepburn in all that Cecil Beaton splendor, okay guv’nah?? 💐👒

Today I have no meetings—internal, external, in person, or virtual—and no deliverables/deadlines for any of my dozen+ current projects. Yet I am required to physically sit in a windowless fluorescent-lit gray room looking at three screens for 8 hrs. 40 hrs in office per week is a fucking joke.

Slightly diminish a book: Met Expectations

Happy Pride 🌈

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated

How your email finds me:

MAD MEEMAW SUMMER 👵🏻🔪🥧📢🫡 I’m so in!

An EXTREMELY good (and concise!) breakdown and analysis of the whole Harambe situation and how it impacted much more than just memery👇🏻

WHEW the accuracy 💯💯💯

I live in the greater Cincinnati area & I fucking HATE Skyline Chili. I have liked Cincinnati-style chili from other local parlors, but everyone obsessing over Skyline in particular makes me want to throw shit. Montgomery Inn BBQ is wretched, too. Graeter’s ice cream is our glory & salvation.

Oh christ, here we go: 😢 The first 10 minutes of Jiro Dreams of Sushi AND the Mr. Rogers doc 😢 Song Sung Blue 😢 The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 😢 Million Dollar Baby 😢 Lamb 😢 The Lottery Winner 😢 The episode of NDT’s Cosmos where Voyager crashes into Saturn 😢 The Luther Vandross doc

Why am I like this? You can blame: Dolly Parton Pee Wee Herman Fleetwood Mac Babysitter’s Club books Looney Tunes Dr. Seuss Disney’s Sleeping Beauty Disney’s Beauty & the Beast WAY too many TV commercials The X-Files TGIF Romeo + Juliet SNICK Animaniacs Paula Abdul Calvin & Hobbes Jem She-Ra

My beautiful cinnamon roll is back where he belongs 🥹🥹🥹

BEDTIME over here, please and thank you 💤

(I wouldn’t be born for another 2 years, unfortunately)

I lost on Jeopardy! 😭

EVEN LOUDER FOR PEOPLE EVERYWHERE 🗣️📣🗣️📣🗣️📣🗣️📣🗣️📣🗣️📣 Massie is not the rogue folk hero y’all think he is just b/c he (rightly) wants the Epstein files released & unredacted. He cares about white cis-male Christian supremacy & toasted his dead wife w/ raw milk last night. He ain’t it, fam. Never was.

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣

Lets fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @booker4ky.bsky.social #booker4ky

aka every stereotypical guy I crushed on in HS/college: -Shy guy who prob also crushed on me, but we were both too scared to make a move -Cool quiet guy who never dated anyone but was super smart & good at random shit -Textbook prettyboy broheim I hated myself for wanting & he totally knew it #aew

THANK YOU #humansforemdashes

Delbert McClinton Runner up: Boz Scaggs

Okay so I recently discovered that my therapist does stand-up comedy as a hobby/side gig AND SHE’S HOSTING THE SHOW IM AT TONIGHT I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE This woman has seen me sob so hard I choked on my own snot several times over the past 15+ years I CANNOT WATCH HER TELL MAMMOGRAM JOKES 😭

#FuryRoad is one of the best movies ever made on every single level. Rewatched it recently on a long-haul flight and it somehow manages to thrill, inspire, & comfort me differently every time I watch it. No movie before or since impacts me in new & multiple ways every time I watch it. Masterpiece.

This right here is the kind of bleeding heart I aim to be 💀🫀🗡️ by @nathanandersonart.bsky.social

Panos Cosmatos’s Wuthering Heights

LOL an editor at @motherjones.com, a magazine I once physically subscribed to & respected, blocked me for this. Here’s the original skeet, if you want to read breathless nonsense about one of the worst, most useless, self-serving Tea Party politicians ever: bsky.app/profile/moth...

I LOVE when non-Kentuckians come here & suddenly proclaim that our carpetbagging-ass reps are miraculously “interesting” now that Trump is against them. Wow, a far-right do-nothing gun-crazy asshole from WV is so “interesting” to y’all! Richard Spencer was so unique & stylish, too! Do better. Try.

(Hopefully?) unrelated: Why does this man look like modern hipster Robert E Lee? Right down to the gray coat??

I am childfree by choice, but I am absolutely not underbabied. I am babied the precise amount I need to be by my amazing husband of nearly 14 yrs, who brings lil treats home for me when he goes to the grocery to buy fresh ingredients for the delicious homemade meals he cooks 99% of the time. #imbaby

“Charms Blow-Pops, Take 1” *INSANE ELECTRONIC DRUM RIFF*

As soon as I saw the venue, I was *immediately* hopeful that the sand traps would come into play and Darby/PAC did not let me down! The “thud” a human body makes on pristine golf sand was more terrifying/satisfying than I should probably admit to… #aew

Last night I dreamt I got a new job at a creative agency with an office. MY OWN OFFICE. With both a DOOR and a WINDOW. Can’t wait to hear what new meds my prescriber recommends after hearing this one… #agencylife

It’s the freakin weekend

The White Family, of the Oregon Whites, DEMAND COMPENSATION

Have had a bad cold/allergies the past two weeks so I was in a real horror mood… and I’m actively mad at myself for waiting so long to watch Give Me Pity! ✨🪩✨ #lastfourwatched