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Tonight's speech.

Worst National Address evar!

Trump addresses the Nation, and God...

Trump's big National Address looks weak and tired. Low energy and spent. The good news is that he looks like he won't be taking us out of NATO. (not like it matters now) So what is the point of this pathetic showing? It's like he's inviting someone to come and kick our ass (take it! like he says)

First sentence and he's already having trouble talking and sounds winded for some reason. He's also trying to talk in a cadence and it's very annoying.

Tonight is a Pink Moon

“We’re now waiting for confirmation from the Artemis crew”

I”ll be honest, watching that Artemis II launch hit a little differently for most Gen Xers And Boomers.

The TV anchor trying to describe the “Perigee Raise Maneuver Burn” coming up.

Houston rn

Nice pooch! (The one in the closet not the one under his boobs)

Crazy… They’ve been flying at 18k mph for 13 minutes and 216 miles from Earth, with only 242k miles to go! Boggles the mind!

GO Artemis II - reach for the Moon!!!

https://youtu.be/YHBQowiMMmE?si=KE5MGbCYrkI0IQHA #AdBlock I”m telling y’all, they want the top of the planet for a reason…

The biggest secret in all of your favorite restaurants.

bsky.app/profile/did:... pretty much had it with dickheads that make block lists. If you want bluesky to be an echo chamber, keep subscribing to lists. If you have someone you think should be added, post below. DMs closed.

Had to restart my iPad for the first time in a year, because the keyboard turned into the mini floating version and I couldn’t get it to go back. If I had kids, I would have called them by now.

Fixed it…

The same people that make the Olympics intro spots of athletes have made the Artemis II crew TV spots. I now know what their favorite colors are, their pet’s names and some story from their childhood, about the Moon.

It would solidify April Fools Day as a legit holiday if Trump died on it.

THIS JUST IN!!! TRUMP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN WHITEHOUSE BEDROOM!!! SECRET SERVICE IS FREAKING OUT AND MOVING JD VANCE TO A SECURE LOCATION. MORE DETAILS AS THEY COME IN TOMORROW!

You can’t make this shit up… It’s always the ones who scream the loudest…the saintly Republicans are nothing but crooks, racists, hypocrites and pedophiles…UGH 🤮

Just heard the real name for the War in Iran Persian excursion for diversion of perversion.

It's called Flour

Repo man in Florida

Really, is that what we're callin them?

Wasted away again in Mar-a-Lardo

Bomb em again...

RFK Jr knows what lizard, elephant, dog, and even humans taste like.

When the leopards are about to eat your face off

I found this in my library and I am sure I was saving it for some sweet beats and spittin lyrics to go with it.

This right here... look here... no here.. 😆

Shooters shoot...

Cause we all just wanna be big pedophiles And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The teen girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we take Ozempic And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars (like James Woods)

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