Neither one of them is capable of talking to kids. That tells you everything.

You're gonna eat a stale Twinkie?

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I legit spent a good minute trying to figure out what this photo is. I saw a girl in a swimsuit with Ai arms and a big brown middle finger talking to her.

They had platform heels, nose job bills Face like a saint, suckig' like a sinner Cocaine makes you thinner I got supermodels on my 'D'

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Corrupting holiday screensavers for the lulz 🤘

🤣 Laura Loomer tries to entertain the troops for the Holidays like Bob Hope used to.

Complete shitshow!

Trump Goggles

A pedophile elected to office who then has his co-conspirators killed to remain in office. The pedophile then convinces all that he HAS to be President again, to save the world from evil immigrant pedophiles taking over. The pedophile then takes over & buries the rest. Did I get that right?

Trump is dead on the inside - we're just waiting for the outside to catch up.

Maybe if all the shopping malls that are empty could become datacenters, it might solve all our problems. Ai is the

The Woman

A good rundown on the current state of the Trump rape files

We had a special Festivus episode tonight and boy was there an airing of grievances! We had a blast! 😂 We've also changed the format of the show from Clubhouse to Discord! So, now you just go to BlueskyShow.com and it will take you to the Discord server. Come join us this Friday @ 5pm Eastern

Oh snap! Jake Paul face ruined forever. 🤣

He meets the profile.

If you're bored, come chat with us!

Grifting through the snow in a one-horse pardoned play

How is he not in prison? How is the GOP going to spin this?

I support this 💯

Our President also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a beauty walked by he loved to "grab snatch" Can't spell it out much clearer. If you still support Trump you are a Pedophile. Plain and simple.

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Hello Charlie, are you there? Is the signal escaping all of my plastic and filler? If you can hear me, make blood come out of my whatever again. Tee Hee

They all laughed at him. He was the runt of their squad. The schlep. The one picked last, that they joked constantly about until he cried. Now he has somehow seized power and he ain't ever giving it up. And they all will pay...

Epstein Island feedback card #134023 1) I don't think this is the 'deluxe suite' that I paid for! 2) My room is facing east, I specifically asked for WEST! 3) WiFi was a joke - spent more time getting on there than with the girl who came with the room. 4) I was seated at table 6 on the outer edge.

Epstein Island feedback card #17765 My eggs were cold again. Inattentive host! She wanted to be on her phone more than me. Late check out is like noon... come on!

There, fixed it... You guys realize we're almost all the way to Nazi Germany, right? It's just over the next hill.

Replace New York Times with Bluesky Users

Jim was a burning sprite, and not meant to be a rock star. That's just where he got his break and made it big. He was a poet, a filmmaker, a storyteller and a visionary. His music is as close as we can get to him, love it or leave it.

I think I've been shadow banned

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That's right folks, we just got picked up by the WB network. Wheel of Redaction

Our lawyers have reported that due to licensing concerns, Wheel of Pedos was already in use, so we need a new name. So now the game will be: WHEEL OF REDACTION We now return you to your normal programming.

Wheel of Pedos ---------------- Quote: You know that ISIS wants ▮▮ ▮▮ ▮▮ ▮▮▮ take over the ▮▮▮▮▮▮? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into ▮▮▮▮▮. Answer is in comments - make your guess (comment) and find out if you got it.

Wheel of Pedos ---------------- Quote: When you open your ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮, there is no room for ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮. The Bible ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮, '▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ it is when ▮▮▮▮▮ people live together ▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮.' Answer is in comments - make your guess (comment) and find out if you got it.

Wheel of Pedos ---------------- Quote: I'm the ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ of ▮▮▮ characters Answer is in comments - make your guess (comment) and find out if you got it.

Ok, new game: Wheel of Pedos You can get a common statement or phrase from or about Trump. You have to guess the missing words and solve the puzzle. Ready? QUOTE: If ▮▮▮▮▮▮ werent ▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ perhaps ▮▮ be ▮▮▮▮▮▮ her

Ooooh... I think I just thought of a game we can play on bsky off to get high and think about this some more. ▮▮▮

Trump ▮▮▮▮▮ little ▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ he sold back ▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮ rich dudes with big yachts. He also ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ off his own ▮▮▮▮▮▮ (the ugly one) before ▮▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮ ▮▮ ▮▮▮▮ had to pay for her ▮▮▮▮▮surgery.

I can't believe how ▮▮▮▮▮ up this ▮▮▮▮ is! I mean ▮▮▮▮▮ can't ▮▮▮▮▮ even do basic things ▮▮▮ ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ how can we ▮▮▮▮▮whatever the fuck ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ all the time?

They forgot we got a secret decoder ring

When you ask the tattoo artist to work the ring worm into the design