I have setup the in-chat Ai personality settings that you can choose. Sars, what's your humor level set at?

How do you feel when you order French Fries? Awkward.

Booya! I have character creation in place allowing each group chat member to build their starting character. Ai tracks each members stats & can add or remove hitpoints & damage from each character during the story. It's got basic theme plots and special items in place. Now I just need friends 🤦

I just integrated MadLibs into group chats as a proof of concept. Works great! What other text games would work well in a group chat? Hangman? Ideas?

Easily integrate all of your stuff into one app, chat, social media, websites, whatever. Built in Meme Manager. Built in writing tools, everything is cloud synced back up. Send farts, texts, images, videos, group chat, and even with built in group games. Fart Signal is coming soon.

I got $200 on Kalshi that says his hand falls off by the end of the year.

Woot! I've got ai generated alt text on all photos now. It's not the best, but hey...

Shawn Duffy is flailing so badly trying to justify his vacation paid for by million dollar companies. Gillibrand is ripping him open and making him look an out of control crooked fool.

I’m excited to play with this! Being able to let people navigate your app with just their voice is COOL. Imagine sending a fart to your friend, with just your voice!

Washington DC once we get serious.

“Todd’s humor is so juvenile!” I’m testing!!!! It’s for testing!!!

These assholes

Test post. Https://twilightscapes.com

Honky Kong

I wish he’d go ahead and do it, he’s going to do it anyways, might as well get it over with.

Covid, Hantavirus and Ebola walk into a bar… Bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here” Everybody dies.

My new app that allows you to track and chart your phone’s falls and spills. Play a sound whenever you drop your phone! Phone Fall

I’ve been working furiously deep inside the bowels of my evil laboratory, on a new technology that allows you to send farts over the Internet. Send your farts to other people. I keep hearing the immortal words of Uncle Ben: “With great power comes great responsibility…” [Stay Tuned]

Fox is Must See Cult TV

Can we just agree that overwhelmingly, Pedophiles wear suits?

Trump is dying… he’s suggesting Vance/Rubio as the ticket to vote for. Vance trashed the idea in a response to media… It’s clear that he doesn’t want Marco Rubio as a running mate and was upset that Trump went there, making Vance’s decision for him.

They really should have named Rededicate 250 to: Eradicate 250

Fuck you your Bible, and your religion… your Sky Daddy and all of your hapless donors, you fucking snake oil salesman.

My new app, Phone Fall in action! Get it for free: apps.apple.com/us/app/phone...

My new app that allows you to track and chart your phone’s falls and spills. Play a sound whenever you drop your phone! Phone Fall

When “pegging” sounded hawt, but now you’re not so sure…

You know how Fox News like to fill air time with different cam views from various places around the country, like a view of Philadelphia stadium, then a view from a bank bldg in Ohio. They should add a view from the USS Abe Lincoln viewing the Strait of Hormuz.

Anyone else hear "Buuuuuussssh!!!" when the capsule releases?

👀

Termite Swarms

Imagine no more! You can make your phone scream, fart, or whatever sound you want to use. Also it can monitor your phone's falls and drops, and chart them over time (with sounds!) Turn on notifications and you can use Caretaker mode and monitor a loved one's falls. Free on the Apple Store:

I’ve licked frogs, but I’ve never smoked one! (Yet)

The best part of Independence Day is when Randy Quaid dies.

you can see where her jaw unhinges

It’s a toss up between them and the “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as soon as I could” crowd.

Steven Cheung To-Go Box

For some reason it’s usually better tho

There is no spoon!

Even wrapped in gold foil, it’s still just shit.

🥴💀😭

When the “world’s smartest man” meets somebody smarter than him.

At least 41 people across 12 states “being monitored” for Hantavirus. Yeah, I am sure we should have complete confidence that we’re doing great! This SO reminds me of a MUCH more deadly reenactment of the Covid response.

Busted by Bluetooth

He will give them the Games and all of the blood lust that goes with it. They watch dramatic violence while democracy dies. And they will love him for it.

I had no idea that snorkeling at Pearl Harbor was even a thing 😳 Can you imagine the shitstorm there would be, if James Comey was rec diving the Arizona? Ka$h Patel is the biggest joke on all of law enforcement in this country. Need to scrap it all and start over.

I am pretty sure Jeff liked to be on camera, and I am certain there was tons of tapes that may or may not still exist(the only real evidence left) & could speak volumes(literally) to what Jeff had to say and would provide many of the answers. Why this is not being pursued & why is Barr still alive?