Yeeeeah, we got Jimmy Kimmel back!!! Great job everyone. Now, maybe we can try something a little harder, like getting rid of the felonious, traitorous, pedo dictator from OUR White House?

Their goal is to kill us. Don’t listen to the bullshit. Believe in the science. Insist that they reinstall doctors and scientists to theCDC, NIH, HHS and all agencies that regulate health, prescription drugs, vaccines, etc. RFKJR must go.

Trump: "Is there anything we can do, to make it suck even more to be a woman?" Sir, we can take away their pain medication?

Someone should tell him that Bitcoin causes cancer.

So this Rapture thing... is it like a set time? What about time zones... does that mean we'll see raptures start in the far east, or is it only white Christian nations? Asking for a friend.

There's always an upside to being left behind by the Rapture

The look on my face tomorrow

Has it been rescheduled or nah?

Tomorrow is Rapture Day™ I'm callin it now... I got dibz on my neighbor's cybertruck. (oh and his jet skis)

PSA: Wear clean underwear tomorrow. The last thing you want to be remembered as after the Rapture, is the one who left stinky drawers behind.

Melania showed up late and had to watch the performance of Charlie Kirk's funeral in the overflow stadium.

Wow, Trump has ended hunger. Well, that certainly sounds Nobel worthy... no? 😁

We must remember the Trump regime is a very scared regime, they're really a small minority trying to control an enormous Country of 340 million with semi-independent states, the odds are against them,so they turn to threats and extortion, they will eventually become violent. We must be prepared.

I'm going to bed (mad again). Here is a photo from the Sniper's nest. The X on the pavement is the kill shot and a local favorite spot (according to Yelp). Long story, but I nearly went to jail getting this shot - remind me to tell it sometime 😆

Okay, the fucker is dead and buried... can we get back to the Epstein files now? Trump has gotten a two week reprieve - this shit needs to end.

What does Hell look like?

40 minutes of Trump talking about Charlie Kirk.

I guess I missed this performance earlier - Kimberly Guilfoyle paints by numbers. (She does the finishing touches with her boobs, but the video was too long and I couldn't upload it here on Bluesky, sorry.)

IF they really wanted to go after a right wing influencer, why didn't they go after Catturd? We could be having this whole thing about Catturd instead. 😁

Trump tells a crowd of Podcast Enthusiasts: "I hate democrats and I don’t want the best for them. I’m sorry. I am sorry Erika, but now Erika can talk to me and the whole group, and maybe they can convince me that that’s not right, but I can’t stand democrats."

Trump said when he heard, there was somebody big, the biggest actually, in the WH. Trump then told Putin "you have to leave, right now... you have to go" after he heard about Charlie's death. And then he proceeded to break the news himself, before the family spokesman, or any other news source 🙄

Melania didn't like Charlie Kirk, he tried to turn her on, once.

OMG Lee Greenwood!!!

See they don't all look like maga, as Fox interviews a woman who looks like Martha Stewart wearing a flower dress and cute summer hat. (totally what you think Arizonian white women would look like).

Ruh roh... Catturd wants a fresh litter box.

Charlie Kirk was in the Epstein files... prove me wrong.

Yeah, that's why the entire world is going rejoice when you're gone.

They tried to make Charlie Kirk a war hero by saying that "he always wanted to go to West Point". gtfoh 🙄

STAY TUNED EVERYBODY, the memorial may be over, but we'll have stories about all the stranded people who can't get back to their cars soon.

Awww, so cute! They panned the camera to kids in the audience holding up hand-drawn signs.

So they're not going to use the name of the drug, but the manufacturer instead? Going to destroy a name brand that I assume they don't like for some reason? 🤷

Trump: "we're making tons of money, getting richer and richer" [he notices the crowd gasp] and follows up quickly with "We're taking better care of our people than ever before, and we'll even be able to take care of our countries" Careful, you're sounding awfully (what you call it again) liberal 🙄

Erika Kirk legitimately looks like Karoline Leavitt or any other Fox host.

Pretty bold that they keep saying "Our entire administration is here". That's the 2nd or 3rd reference to that, that I've heard. Thinking of eggs in baskets now. 😁

OH! They put JD Vance in a big plastic fishbowl. Even indoors. I guess they don't really trust Dan Bongino and Kash Patel as much as they say they do. 🤷

Is Trump even going to speak or just pretend he's Taylor Swift?

Don Jr is trying his best coked up impersonations of his father in his new stand up routine. Now he's making Kamala jokes. He truly thinks he's hilarious. I think he wants Charlie's podcast.

The crowd has fallen to a complete hush at the Kirk memorial. RFK Jr is speaking and nobody can understand what the fuck he's saying.

Weeeee!!! lol 😂

Amazing. Pete Hegseth made it through his entire speech without having to "quench his thirst".

Things that make you go hmm. For just a moment, they flashed to Elon Musk sitting next to Trump while they were both making the same "triangle" symbol with their hands. They immediately stopped, as soon as they realized they were one camera on the Jumbotron.

Marco Rubio barely makes it over the podium. He looks like he needs a box. They had to zoom the camera in.

Tulsi Gabbard is also telling the exact same speech as last week. Her poltergeist stripe looks more prominent today.

I can imagine that this is what "National Programming" would look like.

Tucker Carlson really sucks at this eulogy thing. He's rambling about guys eating hummus and killing people.. and then he does one of his famous Tucker laughs... omg... get him off the stage. He's rambling like he's whacked on Adderall.

The feed from Fox Live Now looks like they are using GoPro cameras for this. Same quality of cameras as their on-air talent. 😀