Trump Expected to Respond to Iranian Warning As Soon As He Figures Out What “Existential” Means

In a related story, gambling was found to be taking place at Rick’s.

Can you imagine grown men being so sensitive about the country they claim to love more than any other Americans that they feel they have to hide the undeniable fact that the country’s early leaders owned and sold human beings. It’s really sad.

I’m his lawyer. I was his lawyer. I will always be his lawyer.

I blame Joe Biden for AstroTurf.

🎼Freedom’s just another word for You better agree with us all the time 🎶

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Trump: “I’m a believer in… race… theory.”

It’s one banana. What could it cost? $5,000?

Gianni Infantino says FIFA will examine possibility of “Every Single Country In The World” World Cup

Guy whose boss is a convicted felon 34 times over is talking about international law.

Tony Soprano says trucks can travel out from the Port of Newark in complete safety in return for a 20% take on all cargo.

Taking away vaccines from children. Think about that. Pure evil.

Sociopath Unable to Understand Why Violence Doesn’t Solve All Problems

In today’s episode of “The Delusions of Donald Trump”

Sociopath Unable to Understand Why Violence Doesn’t Solve All Problems

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

In The Art of War, Sun Tzu famously wrote, “While getting your ass kicked in a war, the wise man goes and starts another.”

The Manson Family

Woman Who Works For An Adjudicated Rapist is Concerned About Sexual Misconduct by People Other Than the Adjudicated Rapist She Works For

We hope we can get back as soon as possible to kissing the Dear Leader’s ass and undermining the Democrats every chance we get.

Trump to Endangered Species: Drop Dead

Trump Expected to Destroy More of the Country as Soon as Monday

U.S. DOJ says Jersey City college prep school to focus on admitting white people

A group of countries that come together to fight against those who want to defeat fascism. We could call them an… Axis.

We’ll be greeted as liberators? Huh… 🤔

Guy Who Says Communists Are The Greatest Threat America Faces Has The Government Open Gas Stations With Prices Fixed By The State

Man, you know, we never should’ve helped install the Shah of Japan.

My god!!! We’ve all been so distracted by the World Cup we didn’t even notice that Japan converted to Islam!!

It’s remarkable how such a small man can do so much damage.

Well, children, it was back in 2026, during the World Cup, after Belgium mocked Donald Trump by doing his jerk-off dance, when they beat the U.S. team despite his efforts to cheat, that the President officially pulled the United States out of NATO.

But… but according to our brilliant Leader, Zelensky doesn’t have the cards… 🤔

Thanks, Donnie.

Well, children, it was back in 2026, during the World Cup, after Belgium mocked Donald Trump by doing his jerk-off dance, when they beat the U.S. team despite his efforts to cheat, that the President officially pulled the United States out of NATO.

USMNT’s World Cup Dream Ended By Belgium And Trump In Round Of 16

Peter Thiel Gives Everybody Another Reason Why Nobody Should Listen To Peter Thiel

In case you were wondering, no, there are no non-assholes in the Trump administration.

Hey, Ivanka!! Look! If I move my arm, this guy on the tv moves his arm the same way! If I turn my head, he does moves his! It’s like I can control him. It’s awesome! It’s like a video game!!!

Maybe he thinks he’s talking to President Trump just like he thought he was talking to President Roosevelt.

In addition to the normal changes, it seems that puberty also turned the couch fucker from an opponent to a supporter of the Führer.

INTERVIEWER: Oh, you’re Jewish? CANDIDATE: Yes. INTERVIEWER: NEXT!!!

Cowards wear masks.

Trump continuing his campaign to promote the destruction of the planet.

In case you were wondering if Trump and the GOP really care about the millions of Americans experiencing life-threatening heat this weekend. “House Bill 433 bans Florida cities and counties from requiring employers to give their employees water breaks and other protections when temperatures soar.”

As America swelters this weekend, don’t forget that Donald Trump is paying billions of dollars to companies to _abandon_ major wind farm projects. Think about that.

Who’s got the cards, Donnie?

What’s even funnier than this? He can’t even read the word “library.”

Not. Even. Close.

People’s Court Bolsters Führer and Reich Chancellor Hitler’s Push to Eliminate Jewish Insanity

I case you were wondering how he bankrupted casinos.