I have a take that’s not political or aggressive. BlueSky is the place I come to take refuge, there are some lovely, thoughtful and funny as hell people here and also butthole jokes sometimes. How’s that @mdruker.app?

Monday night Bluesky smells like beets and tile sealer

When your kid needs something, even when they’re an adult… dads try to come through in the clutch

I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly

I recently found out that Cholula makes its own chili crisp and, with due respect to the gods of Lao Gan Ma, I am pretty excited to try it.

Didn't die from existential dread in the night so now I'm making it everyone's problem. Might wash my hair. Good morning Tuesday. 😘😘😘

what if dicks were like elephant trunks in that you could like stick it in a glass of water and suck up all the water then spray it wherever and then reach out and grab hold of a peanut

The weather is giving me blanket confusion.

Has anyone tried those 40 second microwaved eggs and mayo that I keep seeing? Does it work? Or are these "influencers" deceiving us?

I have some Walkers in the cabinet - I'm going to celebrate today!

While I credit those working to expand/modify shelter space for the elderly and chronically ill, I have to ask why this influx is occurring in "Affordable America."

They’re extorting a Nobel Prize out of her.

Congratulations to Ashley Babbitt for five years of sobriety.🏅🏅🏅

I'll never know how they got away with staging an insurrection. Actually, I do. Merrick Garland was a fucking coward who failed his country by not charging them with sedition.

It seems so weird & the master gardeners in town are worried because things aren’t going dormant. I have daffodils about 3” tall, and my lavender has been blooming, in spite of a heavy fall pruning.

Knockin back some wings like some colonel sanders-ass bitch

Up the voltage

You can have both kinds of symmetry on the same plant: This Ratibida pinnata (📷: Joshua Mayer CCBYSA2) has two kinds of flowers. Ray flowers are zygomorphic; disk flowers are actinomorphic. Of course, the Asteraceae are famous for this trait. #Asteraceae #Botany 🌾🧪🌱

The loser in me recognizes the loser in you. Namaste.

The haunted snowy owl queen would like a word with whooom

OUT: Helping you pay for health care. IN: Helping oil companies pay for their infrastructure in a foreign country.

Here I got u something

Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: What, are you a philosopher? Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes

They keep hurting people I love.

A laxative, but for your memories.

You look like you’ve never woken up in a ditch before and it shows

This Roman mosaic floor was found during excavations of a townhouse outside the walls of Colchester. Created in the 2nd century, it was poorly repaired with pink mortar just before the house was demolished c. AD 300. It is now on display in Colchester Castle @colmuseums.bsky.social #MosaicMonday

I'm just gonna start eating mushrooms that I find growing in the wild. It's fine. You can do anything once

As an environmentalist, I yearn for a day when the US invades another country and illegally abducts its leader to get more renewable energy.

New art of the Catskill Mountains done in acrylic paint marker, titled, Snow in the Mountains. #newwork #newart #supportlocalartists #cats #painting #artist #catskills #hudsonriver #hudsonvalley #upstatenewyork #newyork #siamesecats #cats

If you didn’t vote cause you just couldn’t vote for the lady w the crazy laugh- this is on you, all of it

Is there a way to donate to the Dutch Resistance in advance? They did some good work in WWII.

The Donroe Doctrine

They’re actually going to do it. They’re going to “protect” NATO by stealing a country. F*** these losers.

Went to the gym today. Yeah, I’m doing spry January

They're "exfoliating."

Authorities at the CDC are now calling this year’s flu season “moderately severe,” with an estimated 11 million illnesses in the U.S. so far.

Somewhere in the world a tree sprouted on the same day you were born and has been growing alongside you and I think this is my favorite nature fact. 🥰

I accidentally discovered YouTube comments

When we lived in Maryland, you had to look at the plows to see if they were actually plowing or just salting. In New York, just listen. No need to look 😂

The man wants to be white king

Marley and Me. I’ve only been able to watch it once. Anyone who’s lost a pet knows what I mean.

MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want? M: *yells*

Got something congratulatory at work and they spelled my first and last names incorrectly. Pretty solid metaphor.

Chalk dust under the microscope..🔬 (by Igor Siwanowicz.) #MCM 🖤🤍🩶

1/5/1850 — b. Sidney Jane Browne, British nursing leader. Introduced strict new training standards as the first Matron-in-Chief, Queen Alexandra’s Imperial Military Nursing Service (1902); DBE (1919); first president, Royal Coll of Nursing (1922-25) #womenshistory #WomenInSTEM #NurseSky #HistNursing