It’s currently 70° F. All of the birds are returning. The ticks still aren’t really active and my allergies aren’t bothering me yet. It might not be the most scenic part of the year, but it’s a great day for a stroll through the forest.

Just when you think you have found the smoothest brain in the bin, one shows up, and you’re like — ‘Wisdom is chasing you but the universe blessed you with speed.’

Wife is out of town for the night so I told the kids that if they need to wake me, they'll have to hit me in the face with a frying pan.

I do have a slight sunburn from my time observing the floods yesterday. Did not go over well with coworkers who had to work indoors. 🤷‍♀️ You all are the reason I don’t work Mondays any more

Sometimes I amaze even myself. #Eagle #bird #Wildlife #Photography

wtf bsky? I'm surprised that, given the big storms popping up all over from Texas to Michigan with tornadoes all over the place RIGHT NOW, nothing is trending on Bsky at all. Folks, you might want to check out 👇just to make sure you're not in the path of any of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5En...

#Eagle #bird #Wildlife #photography

Reflection of a twisted tree trunk in a peaceful wetland pond. #TreeTrunkTuesday #Treetuesday #Nature #BlueSky #EastCoastKin #ColorADay #BlueTue #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography

Junior hockey game ends early after 20 fighting majors, nearly 600 penalty minutes handed out All 4 goaltenders were ejected by the end of the night, and the game was abandoned

Is this good?

One time, a man told me not to cry because he doesn’t like to see me doing that.

This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

"USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!"

Can you feel it* coming in the air tonight, oh Lord * A Spring cold 🤒🤧

Epistemological totalitarianism — where the leader, the group, or the state not only has control of what the truth is, but controls the process of meaning-making itself; where thought, emotion and truth are provided for you. Deviation will be found, punished, and extinguished.

It has been this way since time immemorial. Spending a billion a day on a ‘not’ war. Meanwhile, all you suckers can starve, die because you can’t afford healthcare or find new treatments for disease. And who the fuck needs education and arts? We aren’t mad enough!!

Kilauea is putting on quite a show if you’re into that stuff

He is intent taking us all with him in his malignant narcissist dementia death spiral.

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico

Is this good?

If you think Jake Lang's career is over simply because he was caught secretly texting what he believed to be a 15 year old girl you're forgetting these people willfully elected Jeffrey Epstein's best friend as President of the United States

15 days ago, Boston was hit with over a foot of snow. Providence got over three feet of snow. Today, it is 75°. The low on Saturday will be 32°. This is peak New England weather.

This was $12 cheaper only a week ago.

I mean...how many lies does a self-proclaimed devout Christian get before God just grabs him by the floaties and pulls him out of the pool?

CNN reporting that Iran is now mining the Strait of Hormuz. Those of us old enough to remember the 1970's Arab Oil Embargo know what that could lead to. I.e, make sure your bicycle tires are inflated because that gas guzzler will be sitting in your driveway.

Happy Mario day!

Pardon me, I think I’m going to be violently ill . . .

No Anesthesia for RFK Jr! My uncle’s housekeeper heard in a witch’s prophecy—or maybe a on a matchbook—that anesthesia causes whatever Skyrizi treats. Or worse. Maybe.

Twice this week, while I've slowed and stopped at a light going yellow to red, a car behind me has switched lanes to go around me and sped through a fully red light. In both cases, I caught up to them at the next light. People are in a hurry to be stupid.

They're so effing brilliant, these men. So brilliant!

Dear diary, I discovered a new fat roll today…

Corporate employee eating lunch outside right now in Albany

Holy hell he appointed Widow Barbie to the Air Force academy board because nobody knows the military better than a trad wife who’s only skill is crying like a pre teen girl waiting for her boobs to pop. This is hell, we are living in hell

I walked without legs and it was the most amazing walk ever. Unbelievable. People with tears in their eyes coming up to me and thanking me. Great great people. Just tremendous.

It's true. You can be a war criminal AND a pedophile at the same time.

Had a kickback on my table saw a couple weeks ago and honestly I’m not sure if I’m dead or not

The warm sun is making more progress toward the sleeping daffodil bulbs. Easing back the blanket of snow. It’s slow and easy. No rude awakenings.

FUCK. Herd immunity, so fucking important, and we're vaporizing it

There has been a calamity at my house. The Jura espresso machine basically exploded when I turned it on this morning. 😭 We’re trying to fix it - without being caffeinated. Pray for us.

I'm sorry I got so angry first thing in the morning. Here's McLovin with a stick.

For a while, my alma mater had weird colors going on with their online presence and mascot and logos and stuff for their athletic programs. I came up with some jersey ideas for the hockey team. Whattya think? (our colors are supposed to be royal blue and white (sort of)) But the mascot is more teal.

“Silence never won rights. They are not handed down from above; they are forced by pressures from below.” – Roger Nash Baldwin

Can you see him?

When you come across an 11 week old wiener dog and his older brother, you stop what you are doing and give them belly rubs. They were both the bestest boys. 100/10 would recommend.

Bubbles! 🫧🫧🫧