True 'dat!

next time you hear someone “throws like a girl” this is what you should assume they mean

remember to treat your daughter like a princess (marry her off to a head of state to consolidate power)

Don't worry there'll be total Victory and an open Strait tomorrow night in time for Manipulation Monday

Have a little green tipple.

Norman Bunz The Basset

The healthiest gardens aren't the ones with the fewest insects—they are the ones with the greatest balance. By planting flowers, limiting chemical sprays, and giving beneficial insects a place to thrive, you work with nature instead of against it.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. [Explaining my big snake's stance on hot dogs at the family cookout]

Getting rolled up in a giant fried dough elephant ear at the fair and eating my way out would fix me

Cartoon by @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social

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dude puts the yank in yankee doodle

Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!

I recently found this gentleman's page and absolutely love it. He doesn't claim to be a photographer but I will tell you he's got a great eye for capturing moments. A nice daily break from strife and conflict. @chipmoynihan.bsky.social

Fuck this. I’m moving to Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Obama lives rent free in this draft dodging coward’s mind

Last night in Italy. Sunset over Firenze from Piazza Michelangelo. #Photography

I hope I get to drive the Zamboni one day.

How the Reflecting Pool Turned Green: Missing ‘Bubblers’ and a Rush Job www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...

Morning Kittens

Not every insect is a pest. Many are allies that keep ecosystems in balance and help your plants thrive with less intervention. When broad-spectrum pesticides wipe out beneficial insects along with harmful ones, gardens often become even more vulnerable to future pest outbreaks.

I don’t know about you but I’m still shooting down balloons. My success rate at birthday parties and cotillions is off the charts

Good morning from my Stargazer lily, a beauty with or without color! #BNWMacro #BlueSkyArtShow + #macro #EastCoastKin #Bloomscrolling #Flowers #FlowerReport 🌱 #Photography #BNWPhotography #Stunday

If you’re heading out to Irish moss this morning look for Mim Flynn. She’s got a 12’ rake and a 16’ dory. They’re paying a penny a pound up in Boston.

The “will they, won’t they” between my bowels and having only three minutes before I need to leave the house.

Everything reminds me of her... 📸: @aviralnarang

We read an entire scroll — without ever opening it PHerc. 1667, sealed since the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 AD, has been virtually unwrapped and read from beginning to end scrollprize.org/firstscroll The Herculaneum Papyrus Scrolls project www2.cs.uky.edu/dri/herculan... #books #old_Manuscripts

Been listening to a drunken "Baby, don't leave me!" exchange for about 45 minutes now. They are walking through the neighborhood and the wind is just right to carry her wailing for miles. Girl, let him GO. He's not worth your loss of dignity nor my loss of sleep.

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Talarico: Every bar has that guy. He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable. He hears you say your name to the bartender and then adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Paxton. And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.

New York can open pools with clean water. Donald is too inept.

Everything is political. Sometimes I get distracted and forget.

A sacred faux pas is always okay to do or is it never okay to do. I am just like, totally torn between reverence and temptation if this tear away world peace outfit works

Has anyone noticed we only ever see germs under microscopes maybe those microscopes are just nasty af and everywhere else it's clean

Not every waterfall at Fillmore Glen is on the main Gorge Trail. This one is on the quieter east side of the park, downstream from the dam, tucked onto a small loop off the North Rim Trail.

Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone

Telling my kids this is what falling in love sounded like in the 1980s 💗 #synth #80s #classic80s

mom used to put notes in my lunchbox when I was a kid which was really nice, food would've been nicer

Hannah Grisham drove the No. 26 Heart of Racing Team Aston Martin Vantage GT4 Evo to a maiden pole position for Saturday’s IMSA Michelin Pilot Challenge two-hour race at Watkins Glen International.

I think we just passed oops.

All my friends are idealists and who swear a lot. Fuck you

Curse thee, thy underwired restrictive mammary gland trap! Be gone!

I liked a post then I lost it. It smelled like cherry chapstick.