i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

January in Boston Common. 🤍 📹: @jpatinov

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this next one is a little number we like to call, “How can this bus smell like B.O. when no one’s on it?”

Wherever in the world this is happening, I want to be there.

Sounds like we need to get on the apps.

Using a mandoline without the guard, just to feel something

Shoot this right into my veins.

please don’t come at me with a knife, cause most likely I was going to come at you with a knife first & now I just look unoriginal

20 minutes in the MRI machine has been the most relaxing part of my week so far.

I popped a shit ton of bubble wrap today

The "experts" are the ones who've actually done the scientific research you animal-blending bear-cub-butchering steroid-pumped heroin junky moron freak.

Before i go any further with this banger need to know if bunnies hibernate

I once dated a hockey player. He taught me to love the sin bin

I once dated a firefighter. He set my soul on fire.

OMG! Water? That is so degenerate!

tbh the fact that cottage cheese came from farm cottages had never acurd to me

And that does it for another day of unhealthy approval seeking. Try not to get snatched out of your house by a bunch of fat fuck cosplay turd maggots.✌️

This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)

Dear beltway reporters, the next time she appears in public, please ask her to prove her citizenship right there on the spot. Does she carry her birth certificate? Her passport?

This is why they don't allow congress people in

Now the Nobel Piece prize is a worthless piece of shit award. Fuck this up, down and sideways. What the fuck is wrong with people? Jeezus Fucking Christ on a Cracker!

Please enjoy a couple seconds of Scarlett listening to a reel of The Mouth, a European starling, on Instagram.

Coach is always there, hyping us up, making sure we’re having a good day…go show this man some love

here's a little kitty about jack and diane: meow meow meow meow

Today I am grateful for the people who are in touch with their sense of humanity, empathy, generosity and encouragement.

I wanna add to the chorus when shit is so fucked up but so many of you are saying it so well already. I’ll stick to free verse about queefs

My husband is always trying to tell me what kinds of jets the AF is flying over, but I can’t remember the names. To me they are the little ones, the really loud ones, and the somehow even louder ones.

Soaking in all this 40+ degree weather to bbq before it plunges into the 20’s again. Then I’ll bbq, just while chilly.

I had an 11 40 Dr. App. I drove there.... She never showed up! They said they were trying to contact me! I said, oh yeah? Where? Show me on my phone where you tried? Email? Text? Phone call? Then she said *we were going to!!!! Do I said that's nice. I risked my life driving here! WOW!

OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.

I bet you a tall boy Natty ICE & 1/2 stick of Freedent gum from my mothers purse from 1983 that he’s gonna suspend Midterms

Siberian #iris 🌼💛 #flower

Anyone have strategies for staying passably sane as the world burns down around you?

I once dated a dentist. He made me go aaaaaah

I once dated a massage therapist, but he was too knead-y

I like hearing abt migrants “not respecting the laws of our nation” from ppl who knowingly voted for a felon.

I just don't wanna and I shouldn't haffta

I love therapy because it's like paying someone to watch me try to solve a Rubik's cube made entirely of my childhood traumas

ICE recently poached prison guards to fill out its ranks, and if you know anything about the kind of folks who often work as a prison guards, well….

Lower level of the Sainte-Chapelle, #Paris #TravelThursday #photography #gothic #architecture #France #travel

The Seville Cathedral (also the Cathedral of St Mary of the See) - Seville, Andalusia, Spain. It is the largest gothic cathedral in the world, and third in size after St. Peter's Basilica of the Vatican, and St. Paul in London. In 1987 it was declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO. #architecture

More positive subtle expressions, even if it's only a raised eyebrow under a pair of black framed glasses after someone has already passed by. Shared humanity can add up. Or not, which we would probably prefer. But we share that.

I often dream about the (impossible) possibility of paying off my whopper of a fucking mortgage before I’m 76 fucking years old. 😌

If you’re ever confused, just take out the ‘You’ and see how it sounds. -“Me am going to the store.” -“I am going to the store.”

"You and I" or "You and me"? Which one is right? Both…depending on whether ‘I/me’ is the subject or the object. -"You and I are going to the store." (subject) -"This is for you and me." (object)

These are the days when a Marlboro Light, a Zima, and 30 minutes in a tanning bed would really make me feel better…

I've been using the sewer systems to get around and let me tell you, I haven't seen a single darkened sky based spoiler alert

icicles hanging from my nose, my breath forming a cloud in front of me, fleece mittens shoved in my pockets, I stagger to the coffee shop barista: cold brew? me: (nodding through a gigantic scarf that muffles my whole face) cold brew.