BethRHylton
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Andrea Grimes
about 6 hours ago
i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go
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Nicole Bedera
about 4 hours ago
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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Only In Boston
about 3 hours ago
January in Boston Common. 🤍 📹: @jpatinov
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Bennie Redmile
about 3 hours ago
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this next one is a little number we like to call, “How can this bus smell like B.O. when no one’s on it?”
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TwoSense
about 3 hours ago
Wherever in the world this is happening, I want to be there.
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DevinCow
about 3 hours ago
Sounds like we need to get on the apps.
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BooBooKitty
about 3 hours ago
Using a mandoline without the guard, just to feel something
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 3 hours ago
Shoot this right into my veins.
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Grant Tanaka
about 5 hours ago
please don’t come at me with a knife, cause most likely I was going to come at you with a knife first & now I just look unoriginal
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BippityBoppityBong
about 5 hours ago
20 minutes in the MRI machine has been the most relaxing part of my week so far.
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Network Sportsball Analyst
about 5 hours ago
I popped a shit ton of bubble wrap today
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Randi Mayem Singer
about 5 hours ago
The "experts" are the ones who've actually done the scientific research you animal-blending bear-cub-butchering steroid-pumped heroin junky moron freak.
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Network Sportsball Analyst
about 5 hours ago
Before i go any further with this banger need to know if bunnies hibernate
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I once dated a hockey player. He taught me to love the sin bin
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about 3 hours ago
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Miss Recreate
about 5 hours ago
I once dated a firefighter. He set my soul on fire.
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Helen Kennedy
about 4 hours ago
OMG! Water? That is so degenerate!
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TwoSense
about 5 hours ago
tbh the fact that cottage cheese came from farm cottages had never acurd to me
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Saucy Rick Havoc
about 4 hours ago
And that does it for another day of unhealthy approval seeking. Try not to get snatched out of your house by a bunch of fat fuck cosplay turd maggots.✌️
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WeRateDogs
about 4 hours ago
This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)
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Helen Kennedy
about 4 hours ago
Dear beltway reporters, the next time she appears in public, please ask her to prove her citizenship right there on the spot. Does she carry her birth certificate? Her passport?
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Blue Heron Farm
about 4 hours ago
This is why they don't allow congress people in
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Coach Mark & The Woof Crew
about 6 hours ago
Now the Nobel Piece prize is a worthless piece of shit award. Fuck this up, down and sideways. What the fuck is wrong with people? Jeezus Fucking Christ on a Cracker!
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Blue Heron Farm
about 6 hours ago
Please enjoy a couple seconds of Scarlett listening to a reel of The Mouth, a European starling, on Instagram.
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Nes Lessman
about 8 hours ago
Coach is always there, hyping us up, making sure we’re having a good day…go show this man some love
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Greg the Miller
about 8 hours ago
here's a little kitty about jack and diane: meow meow meow meow
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Jessica (not Jess)
about 7 hours ago
Today I am grateful for the people who are in touch with their sense of humanity, empathy, generosity and encouragement.
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Salty MacTavish
about 7 hours ago
I wanna add to the chorus when shit is so fucked up but so many of you are saying it so well already. I’ll stick to free verse about queefs
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Beth
about 7 hours ago
My husband is always trying to tell me what kinds of jets the AF is flying over, but I can’t remember the names. To me they are the little ones, the really loud ones, and the somehow even louder ones.
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Bliss
about 6 hours ago
Soaking in all this 40+ degree weather to bbq before it plunges into the 20’s again. Then I’ll bbq, just while chilly.
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Marilyn
about 8 hours ago
I had an 11 40 Dr. App. I drove there.... She never showed up! They said they were trying to contact me! I said, oh yeah? Where? Show me on my phone where you tried? Email? Text? Phone call? Then she said *we were going to!!!! Do I said that's nice. I risked my life driving here! WOW!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
about 11 hours ago
OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚
about 11 hours ago
I bet you a tall boy Natty ICE & 1/2 stick of Freedent gum from my mothers purse from 1983 that he’s gonna suspend Midterms
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Coral King
about 11 hours ago
Siberian
#iris
🌼💛
#flower
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Liz Lets Loose
6 days ago
Anyone have strategies for staying passably sane as the world burns down around you?
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Liz Lets Loose
about 11 hours ago
I once dated a dentist. He made me go aaaaaah
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Liz Lets Loose
about 10 hours ago
I once dated a massage therapist, but he was too knead-y
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John Fugelsang
about 10 hours ago
I like hearing abt migrants “not respecting the laws of our nation” from ppl who knowingly voted for a felon.
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Liz Lets Loose
about 10 hours ago
I just don't wanna and I shouldn't haffta
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BooBooKitty
about 9 hours ago
I love therapy because it's like paying someone to watch me try to solve a Rubik's cube made entirely of my childhood traumas
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Noel Casler Comedy
about 9 hours ago
ICE recently poached prison guards to fill out its ranks, and if you know anything about the kind of folks who often work as a prison guards, well….
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Trilobyter
about 12 hours ago
Lower level of the Sainte-Chapelle,
#Paris
#TravelThursday
#photography
#gothic
#architecture
#France
#travel
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Acid Rain
about 13 hours ago
The Seville Cathedral (also the Cathedral of St Mary of the See) - Seville, Andalusia, Spain. It is the largest gothic cathedral in the world, and third in size after St. Peter's Basilica of the Vatican, and St. Paul in London. In 1987 it was declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO.
#architecture
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Tusk Jenkins
about 23 hours ago
More positive subtle expressions, even if it's only a raised eyebrow under a pair of black framed glasses after someone has already passed by. Shared humanity can add up. Or not, which we would probably prefer. But we share that.
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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ
about 12 hours ago
I often dream about the (impossible) possibility of paying off my whopper of a fucking mortgage before I’m 76 fucking years old. 😌
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Merriam-Webster
about 12 hours ago
If you’re ever confused, just take out the ‘You’ and see how it sounds. -“Me am going to the store.” -“I am going to the store.”
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Merriam-Webster
about 12 hours ago
"You and I" or "You and me"? Which one is right? Both…depending on whether ‘I/me’ is the subject or the object. -"You and I are going to the store." (subject) -"This is for you and me." (object)
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Jess Piper
about 12 hours ago
These are the days when a Marlboro Light, a Zima, and 30 minutes in a tanning bed would really make me feel better…
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Tusk Jenkins
about 12 hours ago
I've been using the sewer systems to get around and let me tell you, I haven't seen a single darkened sky based spoiler alert
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Alexandra Petri
about 14 hours ago
icicles hanging from my nose, my breath forming a cloud in front of me, fleece mittens shoved in my pockets, I stagger to the coffee shop barista: cold brew? me: (nodding through a gigantic scarf that muffles my whole face) cold brew.
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