just don’t be weird with me and i won’t be weird with you. it’s really that simple

I know we all wanna chase the sun, but I’m the only man who gets burnt for fun.

yvan eht nioj

Dreaming about a mutuals tab that actually shows all of your mutuals’ posts.

Kiddo came home from grandma’s and immediately spilled a pot of silver glitter all over the carpet 🫠

If you and your group walk in a big ass horizontal line in public spaces and block other people from moving by you, that’s an open invitation to play Red Rover.

I am a big fan of the mute button lately

I need to be as delusional and confident as that 36 year old man who thinks he looks like a 17 year old boy.

back on my bullshit (Skyrim)

spent most of my day happily watching some shows and stuff my face 😌

Now my mouth keeps running, but it’s running in place, and the mask I used to wear is now becoming my face.

we out here ☔️

It's that time of year

Grief and I have become well acquainted over the last few years but I’m getting really sick of her ugly face.

tap-a, tap-a, tap-a

live, laugh, love taco bell!!!

I’m the one with the drum.

What a girl wants, what a girl needs 🧡

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favourite wild animal 🌿

AI garbage has ruined Pinterest 😒

My god, the fucking flank pain the comes with having your abdominal muscles sewed back together is NO JOKE.

coffee and tara time 😌

It’s Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

For the lifeeeee of me, I cannot get the Butter on a Poptart song from family guy out of my head.

I’m trying to feel more confident about myself lately (and doing it publicly is embarrassing but I’m trying anyway) 🫠

So apparently this is fine but Canadian governments using advertising to share views with Americans about trade is completely inappropriate. Got it.

Going on a lunch date with a cute girl (myself) tomorrow. Feeling kinda nervous.

Question for fellow Simmers. Have your sims been having constant negative interactions lately? All of mine are getting pissed over nothing. Even Clement Frost is very angry right now like??? 💀

and may you never have salt when you need it, amen.

Of course when my man buys Habs tickets, they’re totally shitting the bed.

Ben Shapiro is trying really hard to not get shot through the neck right now 💀

🖤

I am SO ready for my solo Saturday 😌

Ariana Grande’s forced ass baby voice is like a knife to the eardrums.

fuck marineland & fuck seaworld too!!!

not now sweetie. i’m playing dumb strategically

shut up, bitch

One month left til my buddy comes home for a bit for Christmas and I am stoked to see his dumb ass 🥹

First time toking after a 17 day break post-surgery and now I’m just

I JUST WON $500 ON A SCRATCHER 😭

I love a frosty morning 🩵❄️

I’m just a cockatoo in a human body.

30 years ago

a quick pic before I inhaled half the batch

I’ve never watched any of the TERF wizard movies.