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32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
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~ hex kitty ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ
about 9 hours ago
i think ur rlly cool + im happy ur here :))
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magswell gotch 🫠✨
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
about 10 hours ago
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baa
about 16 hours ago
It’s not supposed to be this hot in October…. I remember needing like at least a good jacket around this time of year when I was a wee bairn
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🐈Ellie🐈
about 17 hours ago
I wanna play The Sims 2 until late on a school night like it's 2004
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡟⢻⣿⡟⢻⣧ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣇⣸⣿ ⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣼⣿⣿⠇ ⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠋⠙⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀
about 13 hours ago
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she’s so me coded
about 14 hours ago
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𝄞࿐₊⊹ 𝐬𝐲𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 ت
about 17 hours ago
meow
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11:11 make a fish
about 20 hours ago
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My mom is convinced I’ll fight with some random man at the casino next weekend but in my defence, it’s only happened 3 times and they all deserved it.
about 20 hours ago
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My hair is finally back to normal-ish and it’s nice to not feel ugly anymore.
about 20 hours ago
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aj
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w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
add a skeleton here at some point
about 20 hours ago
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jordyn 🥀
about 22 hours ago
& no I’ll never stop posting then deleting then posting then deleting then posting
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vada 🧚💙
1 day ago
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇
1 day ago
women should be weirder and more off putting
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🎃Sorawolfkiba🦇
1 day ago
Coffee ☕️ ✅️ Big cozy Blanket ✅️ Video Games 🎮 ✅️ Yup, sounds like a relaxing Sunday! ☺️
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Going to hell (Walmart on a Sunday). Y’all need anything?
about 20 hours ago
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Laura Lexx
2 days ago
I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!” Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻♀️
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[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄🟫🍂🌙✨
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laundry time ☹️
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official nikk account
2 days ago
it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again
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𝑺𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒚 ⋆˙⟡
2 days ago
Bats are just Halloween butterflies. 🦇✨
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Thrillhouse Ghouling
2 days ago
Liar
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I don’t know anything about sports that isn’t Space Jam related. Don’t ask me shit.
2 days ago
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Maybe I’m biased, but my Nel (2025 Kona) is way cuter than the Pisserati.
2 days ago
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anybody want a metallic piss Maserati?
2 days ago
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Cab driver who kicked me out of the car in a really dangerous area because i wouldn’t let him fleece me just pulled up to the cafe at the same time as me. It’s 7:30 and I wanna fight.
2 days ago
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It’s supposed to feel like 34°c where I live today because god hates Canadians.
2 days ago
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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart
3 days ago
loading . . .
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If you’ve never seen runner ducks, you need to look them up right now.
3 days ago
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Quoth the raven, “eat my shorts”.
3 days ago
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Walked into my car mirror and smashed a titty. Pray for me.
3 days ago
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Can’t spell things to be mysterious anymore now that my kiddo can read. It feels like I’ve lost a special ability.
4 days ago
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❀◦°⋆°◦.♡ Anne ♡.◦°⋆°◦❀ :3
4 days ago
fastest screenshottin’ fingers in the west 🤳📸
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elderly couple decorated for Halloween 🥲
4 days ago
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Parents lying about shit is so annoying. You know I can actually see when/if you open my emails, right? I get a report with timestamps and everything 🫠
5 days ago
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[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄🟫🍂🌙✨
5 days ago
happy october to all who celebrate
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John
5 days ago
you guys ever be thinkin thoughts?
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
6 days ago
Having a job really doesn't suit me
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Manually typed 400ish names and then the program crashed and lost my work 🤪✌️
6 days ago
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me talking to my moots through the screen
6 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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𝄞࿐₊⊹ 𝐬𝐲𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 ت
6 days ago
“you’re canadian, why are you worried about what’s going on in the US?” well imagine you live in the upper level of a duplex and your neighbours are lighting fireworks in the basement
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[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄🟫🍂🌙✨
6 days ago
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My 5 year old is suddenly insisting that I call her “Tickle Jackson” 🥴
6 days ago
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[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄🟫🍂🌙✨
7 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Forever posting and deleting tidbits about myself because I know some of you will investigate as deeply as I would, and then I get a little spooked 💀
7 days ago
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You have to read my skeets in a sort of “Letterkenny Lite” accent to really get the full effect.
7 days ago
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