love going into “professionally cleaned” units only to find that they are in fact, not clean

i don’t wanna get this bread today

i need to smoke more weed about this

look.. i know it's been like.. 2+ months. and originally i wasn't gonna come back.. but im financially not in a good place to be at all.. donations aren't expected but greatly appreciated.. and even sharing the link too.. so thanks. gofund.me/67ad53472

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever been okay?

what if i just died lol jkjk unless

hahaha i feel sick

maybe i’m just too sensitive but if you feel the need to look at 🌽 when you’re in a relationship (esp with someone who has expressed their feeling about it) maybe you shouldn’t be in that relationship

where do i go from here :/

need $10,000 to fall from the sky asap

ugh i need to wash my hair i don’t wannaaaaaa

the unit we were working in today was pretty dirty and all of the drains were plugged so i had to pull a fucking monstrosity of hair and black goop out of both sinks and tubs 👍🏼

somehow i got paint in my hair while working in a unit today

thank goodness i get one day off in between my 10 day work week 🫠

if the cat in the hat showed up to my house, I would simply kill him and bury the body. absolutely not fucking with that

bong rip time

need to get my uterus removed asap im so over this

good morning to everyone except whoever made the entire first floor smell like armpits do u even know how smelly one has to be to leave a whole cloud of stench after they’ve already left the area

maybe one day i’ll play my guitar again

no thoughts no prayers can bring back what’s no longer there the silent are damned THE BODY COUNT IS ON YOUR HANDS

hi

happy to not have upstairs neighbours anymore could do without the loud bollywood sex music from my downstairs neighbours tho

i have to go to the mall today send prayers

back hurty

POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE 🗣️ LIKE A BLIZZARD 🥶 WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZERED 🗣️ SIPPIN SIZZURP IN MY RIDE IN MY RIDE LIKE THREE SIX 🗣️ NOW IM FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6 🗣️

tequila

my aunt needs a new liver, and one of my cousins has recently set up a GoFundMe to raise money for that. please share if you’re unable to donate 💚 www.gofundme.com/f/martha-pen...

cyclobenzaprine + midol….. save me cyclobenzaprine and midol

my body: please…. some water 🙏🏻🙏🏻 me: peach mango ginger ale 👹

judging how healed my body is based on how much pain i experience when i pull up my pants

i’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me :D

bong ripppppp

sitting talking to my cactus 🌵 everybody needs a friend !! always here when i need him he’s a buddy and a pal!!! cactus don’t do too much talkin… don’t steal my whiskey anyhow !!!

if you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5’5 ☆ zodiac: virgo (stellium) ☆ smoke: weed? yes ☆ tattoos: two ☆ piercings: just ears ☆ fav colour: green ☆ fav drink: white monster 👹

my aunt needs a new liver, and one of my cousins has recently set up a GoFundMe to raise money for that. please share if you’re unable to donate 💚 www.gofundme.com/f/martha-pen...

Sure, feel good about being productive. And also remember that productivity is an overwhelmingly overvalued commodity in our culture. Productivity can feel great-- but we were not born to be productive. We were born to be authentic. To be & express & develop ourselves.

don’t wait for someone to teach you ho…

save me hot shower

these muscle spasms need to go away now i am TIRED of this shit

ughhhhhhhhh

nobody: my brain: bawitdababadabangadangdigdigdiggy

only did a half day at work today cause my muscle relaxers have my brain sounding like this ALT TEXT a very terrible cover of an already terrible Kid Rock song

eryngo 👁️

all of my appliances had these AMERICA stickers on them so naturally i did what i had to do

me waiting to get my deposit money back from my old place so i can buy groceries

i just realized it’s Louis Riel day so i don’t even have to go to work 🥹💚 yay me

wild that i was just working with a dislocated rib

i rly hope i’m healed enough to go back to work tomorrow 😭 i don’t wanna use all of my sick days so early in the year

need to order groceries but i just took a muscle relaxer and my brain feels like mashed potatoes