i might be eeping soon anyways 🛌

i won't do answer any nsfw asks on this account, sorry lmao. i don't encourage anyone to send nsfw asks, but if any are sent, those will be on my alt account.

bored 🔗: ngl.link/peggletwink691

catboy sheldon cooper be like "bazinya"

If any of you happen to live in Sacramento, and have a couch for rent. Please be kind enough to keep the option open for me 🙇🏼‍♀️ I’ll try to figure things out if I get kicked out.

mint toothpaste being the socially acceptable default was a Stupid idea

I suppose that's a great reminder to brush my teeth 🙄

my jaw really hurts and idk what the hell is wrong. any past jaw pain I've had has been associated with cavities / having broken a tooth once, but i have no cavities right now 👹

oh yeah, i had someone ask me today if the jalapeño burger was spicy. i couldn't even mask my response because it was a dumb question so i said “yes, it has jalapeños so it is spicy.” Normally, I'm good at not being blunt with customers but I was so confused. Like wtf do you think the answer is?

my little baby sweetiekins

steak n shake would go silly right now

does anyone else track the horny levels in their fandoms? i'm usually multifandom so it seems more striking to me. for example, the vibes i get: -mcr: very horny -dnp: not horny except for two people (dan and phil) -untamed: horny -hr: generally not horny but there are good pockets

You’re just trying to get me to make a loaf of bread in the shape of Josh’s ass

cyndaquil my beloved

everyone. i want to see your favourite lil guys (Pokémon). either via a gif or png. but i want to rebleet them so please add alt text for it. and you can reply with as many lil guys as you like. 💜

Over £100k has been donated to charities in Dan and Phil's name through @phandomgives.bsky.social since 2018! Here's a direct link to the page to support Not A Phase, and the tumblr post from Phandom Gives! 🔗: www.justgiving.com/page/danhowe... 🔗: www.tumblr.com/phandomgives...

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nobody talk to me i'm gay

hashtag yearning

I'm going to cry so fucking hard

all of these lil guys are free to download from my ko-fi! free for personal use, not commercial! ko-fi.com/s/9519e6eb0e

ive got like advanced hunger right now but my brain is Not telling me what i want to eat

we should go get dinner and talk about larry

you don't understand how integral larry was to my upbringing with being involved in fandom culture

god i can't believe this

fuck my stupid gay rpf life 💔💔💔💔

OUGH THAT HURT

MY HEART

CHAT

SHUT UP

You can't mention larry around me and expect me to act normal

like.. Dan and Phil from Dan and Phil, or just 2 guys named Dan and Phil?

i'm going to be so physically and mentally exhausted next week, but i'm finally going to be getting a good paycheck in time to celebrate my mom's birthday at the end of the month and still have money left for savings 😭💜

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WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

Saw a mini trailer with red white blue balloons and a "250" foil balloon and people sitting in the back 🙄🙄 I will be the killer of whimsy because y'all aren't celebrating 250 years of America. You're celebrating 250 of hate, facism, murder and theft.

i have to work in 16 minutes and i'm not even ready lmfao

GRENINJA DAYY

goob morning everyone >:3 remember to drink water and take your meds!!

trans women of color make the world a more beautiful place

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Canari // Mega Evolution - Ascended Heroes // (Art: Naoki Saito)

Hattrem // Sword & Shield - Shining Fates Shiny Vault // (Art: Lee HyunJung)

happy fryday!🍟we will start our marathon watch party of @danielhowell.bsky.social videos old and new in *checks invisible watch* 10 hours the link will be shared shortly before stream starts so make sure you have your ribena, pringles, chips, and ALL OF THE DIPS ready by then!!