The Complete Biography of Penis Dickcock (New York Times Bestseller)

Smokey has been round a lot recently. Mainly on his own. ❤️🐾🦊 #Fox #FoxFriday #London #Wildlife #FoxNews

the fact that natural mortality of humans has a biblical justification implies every animal species had an original sinner also

Morning Star (Gehenna) - Planet Ridiculon

i love horses and gambling i am grateful to live in a world where there is an activity involving both

every time i make an edit on wikipedia i worry i'll get an email like "actually that was fucking useless we're gonna delete your account and kill you in real life for that now"

The hoofies were all a little damp this morning after a night of copious (for us) rain. It's still raining a little. The desert is going to be SO green soon.

IM FUCKING LOSING IT OVER THE OFFICIAL IMAGE FOR THE "SKELETON" ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA LMFOA

spooky scary take but “transmascs are just fujoshis and only transition to have an excuse to fetishize gay men” is just “trans women only transition to harm women in women-only spaces” repackaged -🦇

same

A horse is full of wonderful sounds! Some that are my favorite: Mrow, mrrp, meow HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE Bee time

ATTENTION! Due to a recent influx in such input, the phrase "KILLING MY SELF!!!" is no longer considered a valid response in the Proposed Solutions section of the Problem Report Forms. We remind you that you are permitted to leave the field blank and urge you to do so in such a case. -Management

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK WE TUNG THE SAHUR

GOOD MORNING USA 🎆🎆🎆🎆🗽🗽🗽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

I'm going to bed, let's see if I regret this bit immediately Good night, and God bless AMERICA!!!! 🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎆🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸

I like to PLAY and DRAW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥🫡🫡🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥

USA!! USA!! USA!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥💥💥💥🗽🗽🗽🗽🎆🎆🎆🎆

would you still love me if i was equippable in the secondary weapon slot?

This is quite homosexual. I'm quite fond of this 'yuri' on display here. Queers are quite splendid.

I scrolled through this pornbot’s account bc idk and this is taking me the fuck out omg 😭😭😭

When you only have gel hand soap and you want to make sure it gets all over your hands so you hit the

"Have Lesbian Sex" Exodus 20 - 2

I love when he's sitting in a tiny box looking at me like "Yeah, What?"

Behaviores Report: 100% goode

i'm an autoatheist which means i don't believe in myself

Morning (with thanks to @bingowings14.bsky.social)

ageplay but it's arbitrarily within a margin of like 2 years and they're in their 30s

*flies by*

I JUST WISH THAT EVERYONE UNDERSTOOD THAT WHEN A CAT OR DOG DOES A BIG SIGH THAT IS TYPICALLY A SIGN OF CONTENTMENT NOT FRUSTRATION OR SORROW OR HAVING BILLS TO PAY THEYRE USUALLY DOING IT CUZ THEY LOVE YOU FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when you miss the oomf fallout and now all quotes/replies are blocked and you want to be supportive but you have no idea what the fuck happened

my gender is store-brand sour apple rings highly acidic, texture of silicone, tastes like cough syrup

When the me when the the and the me

graham crackers are viagra

i just broke my iphone charger and i was upset for a second but then i remembered these eternally wise words from karl heinrich marx,,,, bless the workers of the world🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Hundreds of thousands of copies of sun tzu's art of war sold in the modern era. What can we learn from this? In order to become a successful writer, you must first become an ancient chinese general.

"what you perceive as 1 second to me is 1000 years" - icarly boy

big things being written

No Job too Big, No Iguana too Small

Baby Uni :3