Benjamin wanted to add the Amendment for the right to suck toes in public, but we all said no. The biggest mistake of my life.

🛸: flys by

Just got dumbed by a FOID... all women are the same grr

They spent HOW MANY NIGHTS THERE???

So what if I got wooden teeth? I also got a wooden dih, and it's bigger than yours, just ask your girl.

I'm not quite fond of this "weezer"

why they do that to the blue foid

I'm quite fond of these "Simpsons" you speak of

Why don't y'all just kiss and make up? thats what I did at least

bro, I LITERALY said parties were a bad idea brah what the helly ✌️😭

I'm quite fond of this "futa" you tell me about

Hey guys, it's me, George Washington.