Photo I took attempting to capture the feeling of finding a penny on the ground

If you ever see this nefarious stranger out and about screaming at people and generally just giving off a weird vibe. just know. it's the real me.

question for people people in college for graphic design or knows graphic designers: is there anybody like "oh yeah, that's the kind of designer that's not afraid to just type the words 'ninja font' into google"

t shirt that says: "do you know why it was called the D.A.R.E program????? because...it was the opposite of THE T.R.U.T.H!!!" pants that say: LEVI'S

magazine screenshot, chip, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/chip...

@packtion.bsky.social dr strain dying in a glue trap

Character I used to imagine when I was very young when I would look at the Atlantic ocean. I would try and fail to draw it because it was way before my motor skills really developed, so I always said I would draw it when I'm older. Literally babies first OC

Assorted packtions

"MY LIFE ISN'T FALLING APART! MY LIFE IS FALLING *OUT* OF APART, BACK *INTO* TOGETHER!!!"

Costco - cheese we made by emulsifying DJ Akademiks 12oz: $8 24oz: $14 1 whole wheel: $113.78

$1,000 or dinner with Ringo Star

Loving all of the support for my new single "Fraud Icosahedron". Thank you all for the kind words. Had a good idea for my next song: 5 Triangle 1 Drumstick. Thoughts?

website name: the-pob.xxx website tagline: the porn is on the pob

I will do anything to get this link not to embed

If I have to provide a second phone number to create an alt account on your website, then exactly what kind of community does that foster? that's right. a social media platform FULL of CHEATERS and DRUG DEALERS. actually saying that out loud now everything makes sense

day 77

Pointing at a random cat at the shelter and saying "oh my god that's GRANDMA'S cat!!!"

Video Games!!!!!!!!!

Andy dont post here lol guys check this out youtu.be/0fAXKxmNGxA?...

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

Actor known for being really good at "acting with nothing but his ears"

Footage of my fish tank in heaven

Yessss this was such a good idea

IN 2026 FUCK THAT KID MUSIC. WE MAKING MUSIC FOR MOMMY AND DADDY!!!

I don't really think about how youtube will recommend me more things based on what I click on so I click on things like reviews for can openers by esteemed can opener enthusiasts and get thumbnails like this for days/weeks afterwards

Oh my god. This image is so important!!!

Getting really fucked up and convincing yourself jimmy neutron wasn't real and just a stupid thing you came up with. Printing out photos and saying you drew them.

Being bald is a Homer dominated field

Phrases to Help Maverick Fathers to Leave their Nuclear Family: "I was never going to be a 'for-life' dad..."

I make music for dogs btw. All of my music is music for dogs, even the soundtracks

TIME Magazine - the world's most important job: sperm bank ceo NYT - control the semen, control the world

The experienced cardisains who made the hit card games "Exploding Babies" and "Pizza Pizza Cat Ghost Pizza Ghost" have an incredible new card game for you: Who's GREEN BEAN is this? A game about lying, deception, and not telling the truth 🤫

more like NUDE HAMPSHIRE!

Name a game like this

Oh yeah thats the guy who sang vampire in jail. You dont know vampire in j-its the song that went "ohhhhh ohhhhhh vampire in jail! Vampire jail! Ohhhhh ohhhh vampire in jail! Vampire IN-CAR-CER-A-SHUN!" No? anyways I guess the news is saying he cheated on his wife

Referring to the F slur as "F-A-double hockey sticks"

Guy smoking POT, scrambles for PTO, wishes he was on TOP

Guy sipping on a 40oz can of hard seltzer with this label on it: [top of can] Whiteclaw WHITE WHALE Cherry Vanilla Naturally Flavored 13.9% ALC/VOL The attorney general says pregnant women can't have fun 😉 [bottom of can]

four panel comic

FOLLOWERS: steer clear of "Bobby Deepnight"

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daily reminder that after disabling your VPN to go on the Sunny D website that you turn your VPN back on when you're done

"I'm sorry I couldn't stand the sight of your soul...I was frightened by its true color" - Wrungler from Wrunglers Descent

Read this ten times fast: did he blood?

We need Pfizer to make crazy pills ASAP

me walking circles around my infant baby: listen kid, walking isn't something you can teach. yer either born with it, or ya not...

dear diary, my first day of being a medieval king has gone awry. today an intruder entered the castle, and i don't even know what I was trying to say, probably "seize him", but I shouted "GAURDS! SEDUCE HIM!" by accident and well. the chruch wrote me an angry letter abt it

his goal was simple...teach the world to jerk off the correct way, and do it in a way that even a fish could understand. What he didn't foresee was an event that would ruin public aquariums for half a century... JERKFISH - Documentary