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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Featuring:
@accordingtojond.bsky.social
@thegaychingy.bsky.social
@marygillis.bsky.social
@dreadships.bsky.social
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
@bingowings14.bsky.social
@im-all-id.me
@superbreeze.bsky.social
and
@hansmollman.bsky.social
Thank you.
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Trick people into thinking you’ve had a tattoo done by wrapping one of your body parts in cling film.
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Our 50 Favourite Funny Bluesky posts of 2025.
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#celebritytraitors
I’ve been shouting at the telly
about 2 months ago
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was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
2 months ago
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Happy birthday
@beeclaudia.bsky.social
Take my my hand, let’s have another adventure x
2 months ago
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
2 months ago
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Who do you call when you think you’ve found a Banksy?
2 months ago
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Oonagh
3 months ago
Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask why the fuck your country keeps doing things *against* you.
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I’m excited about something but I just can’t remember what it was.
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Claudia
3 months ago
Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
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Oonagh
3 months ago
That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.
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Carlos Eagle
3 months ago
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Morning!
3 months ago
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Haven’t seen any
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soz
3 months ago
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We’ve had the heating on.
3 months ago
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Beau
3 months ago
Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?
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Claudia
3 months ago
𝙿̶𝚕̶𝚊̶𝚝̶𝚘̶𝚘̶𝚗̶ Catoon (1986)
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The Daily Show
3 months ago
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Me: Have you ever tasted cat food? Interviewer: No, I meant questions about the job.
3 months ago
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@beeclaudia.bsky.social
hey
3 months ago
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
about 2 years ago
Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
about 1 year ago
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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Uncle Duke
3 months ago
when you totally misread the vibe
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Claudia
3 months ago
Social media in the 90’s was finding a porno mag in the woods
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Mark Watson, but at Christmas, but with a murder-mystery podcast
3 months ago
Yeah, it doesn’t look quite right as cabs go, but this is no way to boost its confidence.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
3 months ago
“I don’t need to wear deodorant” ~ people who need to wear deodorant
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[My first day as a detective] Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer. Witness: All I can see is our reflection. Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
3 months ago
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I’d like a C please, Bob.
3 months ago
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Claudia
3 months ago
When someone asks what time I’m leaving and I’m just sat scrolling on my bed in a towel
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Claudia
3 months ago
Banksy leaving me a love note
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️
3 months ago
"I came into money," I whisper to the cashier while handing them a sticky thousand dollar bill.
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When you’ve finally run out of emails to delete.
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3 months ago
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Lizzlepants 🐒
3 months ago
every time I see a photo of J. K. Rowling all I see is Voldemort in a red wig
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Talk is cheep, if you're a small bird.
3 months ago
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Kath
3 months ago
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
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RetroSteveUK 🥳🎉
3 months ago
Almost related .. 2000ADcomic writers have been making up fake swear words for years (eg. Drokk). My favourite is "Funt" from the Sinister Dexter comic strip.
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I’d like a C please, Bob.
3 months ago
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fesshole 🧻
3 months ago
Couple moved in next door. Old bloke lived there before had a beautiful garden. He spent every day in it. New guy ripped out everything & put fake grass in. So I've planted trees next to the boundary that will fill his lawn with dead leaves in the autumn. This one's for you Alf
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Let’s do some Monday
3 months ago
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People don’t spontaneously combust as much as they used to.
3 months ago
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Claudia
3 months ago
Can’t meow right now I’m listening to catfermations
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When you really fancy some toast & you look in the fridge & spot the butter but it turns out to be unsalted.
3 months ago
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[My first day as a detective] Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer. Witness: All I can see is our reflection. Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
3 months ago
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Geraint
3 months ago
The trouble with middle age is that nothing prepares you for those annoying hairs which sprout in places where you'd least expect them - like the fridge.
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
4 months ago
asparagus should not be able to do that
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Tempting…
3 months ago
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Oonagh
3 months ago
Overheard in my living room: "I've only sneezed ten times this month." "I'm glad you've got an affordable hobby."
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It’s too wet out to do the big shop, let’s do lunch.
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