Removing all the money from my 401k so I can bet on Lomachenko Rigondeaux

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👁Don't wear unnatural fibers👁

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I AM A MAN WITH NEEDS. FOR THIS REASON I PLACE MY CRAIGSLIST "SCUM CLEANER" AD IN BOTH ODD JOBS AND M4F

Stinky Fuck Face

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bitch i brought your fucking cat back from the fucking dead and you're trying to kill it with regular water and i told you not to do that

Imagine what they're doing we don't know about. Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.

im goi,g to an na meating!!

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Just paid my car note

If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.

Did you know they made a Nat Turner movie and called it Birth of a Nation so people would be very confused

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Tertuallly toadlike

🎨 Ahh, this is the perfect symbol for artists

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My Son, The Piss Piglet （‐＾▽＾‐）

My baby won't wear eyeglasses and he won't ride in a stroller, he's going inside a cloud

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the chickens were happy to see me bringing them food until it turned out to be pumpkin guts

why do we need some random military man at every sport event.

I haz a fight... with a thailand guy...

Burpees the best exercise you can do if you want to train to hold your wrist out in a stop symbol like a traffic policemen

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Cooking for four hours Wed night then asking what's for dinner

my engagement ring will be a diamond my husband has 3d printed

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You should really check out Joe Pera talks to you

my calves are asymmetrical and it's ruining my life!!!!!!

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Paul Volcker's tombstone will be exploded by TNT

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I just brought a 14 pound ingot of titanium in from the garage

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Milan is such a relief

There's so much good looking Russian literature that hasn't been translated to english

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The worst thing that can happen to an American is to buy something and then see it went on sale

Race for GOP prez nom gets interesting as Reagan's "grave" injected with 100 gallons of bactine + stem cells + SkeleGrow. Beware, he lives

we used about 8 square meters of canvas and there were only 6 of us

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This candy tastes terrible. I better eat the rest of the bag right now to get rid of it.

I've mastered candying ginger

There's a college basketball namedJunior Cadougan. Which means Kill Cadougan from Ren and Stimpy was named after a real person. Thank you

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