God knew i would be too inconceivably hot if my body could handle HRT

Getting distracted while editing and reading the entirety of I have no mouth and I must scream

ILL BE MELLOW WHEN IM DEAD

This poster looks like a fortnite loading screen

If you're making a platforming video game with a Fire and Ice level and it's only puzzle mechanic is the fact that the ice can make lava walkable you are banned from making video games for a year

I'm still recovering from being sick and my eyes just darted all around the screen trying to find the onion watermark

Shout out the characters that have arms on a different part of their character design then where their actual arms are

The controllers are the same price nothing is lost

youtu.be/U-HyI2Nhl7Y?... This might be the longest I've ever spent on a video #jetsetradio

Just woke up to this❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏 Thank y'all. There's a couple of known soft locks people have reported today, when the rest of the team wakes up we shall get to squashing them. Also don't forget to leave a review it's a huge help for the algo boost

Fun fact! It is very easy to lie on the internet

Fun fact! I wrote this when I was 13

This is how Discord bios look to me

Would rather be girl frotting than girl rotting💯

Saw Weird Al last night. My favorite part was when a drunk lady fell on me, proceeded to flirt with me, and then left and i never saw her again

So, that new game... you get sucked... into a book?

Finally the Nintendo switch online is launching with an entire consoles library at launch

I'm only half interested but I'll give direct predictions. A new Paper Mario will come out of nowhere like 40 minutes in, something Zelda related will happen, Prime 4 release date, we will get a Mario Kart World update so insignificant people forget it happened 20 minutes after the direct

Saying things such as "please upload a video" is real anti gazpacho1 language

Just came home to find that my fridge stopped working. If anyone wants some work done to help offset the cost of a new one, get at me 🙏

Videos almost done

Oh HELL yes

Man I have GOT to stop taking melatonin

If I'm the king or the fool depends on the court

While NOT a metroidvania Magenta Horizon has the backbone of Hollow Knight, combat of Ninja Gaiden, a DMC-like combo system and the unique artistic madness of solo-dev @maddisonbaek.bsky.social #PitchYaGame #Silksong #PitchYaVania

Their Weekend at Bernie'sing him

They call me Little Caesars the way I make crazy bread

Wrote 4,600 words of script today

I think I need to be put down I just got the meaning of the name "Netflix"

An Atari published Revival 3D platformer platformer made by a sunshine fan

King Boo was doing this shit

I would say Mario Kart World and Toree Saturn but Toree is 1/3 of that price lmao

(Shy's face away from camera) F-...Five Nights at Freddy's...

I feel sick to my stomach making this post, but at this point I don't have a choice docs.google.com/document/d/1...

You see I like this guy because no other politician had fucking Riddler trophies

They're filming this shit how I make videos

youtu.be/WiqSOIQmwgc?... finally a chance to show off to the masses the absolutely batshit insane comments I've gotten

Having these two in the same room together could be either cataclysmic or nothing would happen at all

Hey I forgot to talk about this here but I now have a Kofi for anybody who would like to support me and what I make! ko-fi.com/gazpacho1

Oh to be popular enough to randomly post one night "someone should draw me with a rack" and someone actually doing it

Don't know which one of their songs you've heard but that looks nothing like them

cool spot lover

This sounds like the best of the forces tracks

How is this even a fight it's a dude with mascara on versus one of the biggest threats in Marvel

I have absolutely no idea what's going on with this sandwich thing but it's impossible to take political art seriously if you use the words "slave" and "Yeet" in the same piece

Playing with thingz

Fake ass protesters