sonic the pisshog

last night i had a dream that birdie came back to youtube again and made another video trying to defend himself against the more recent allegations and drama but instead he spent almost all of the runtime rambling about minecraft instead and i. think he would probably actually do that unironically

Nya~ 🥴

does anyone else find it like INSANELY FUCKING ANNOYING when people quote a post when they easily could have just replied to it instead and it would not change whatever statement they were trying to make whatsoever

Guys if you vote me I will give you a fat wet kiss on the mouth (I love election manipulation)

why are people so quick to diagnose anyone they dislike as narcissists. like whether it be fascist politicians or some guy you knew for 2 seconds that was a little bit of a dick to you. do you actually know what it means or do you think it means guy whose attitude I don’t like

fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.

Lapis

I want to be a baby,and I want someone to put me inside a pelican's mouth.I want to be the pelican baby

i feel like if there was an ace attorney character who was secretly a drag queen their name would be tucker kuntensleigh

Self love

do you think spongebob and patrick explore each others bodies

QUICK KRIS BLAME IS ON CHARA!!!

i decided to draw bacon and an egg on our sketchbook with our new paint markers because tee hee epic bacon moment but the regret is setting in and i need yall to lie to my face and tell me this looks good because i am going to scream -🥓

Holy crap Lois, it's Microsoft!

i love my stupid gay friends

hey man don’t eat those

ABSOLUTE GEM I FOUND

IM IN TEARS OVER THIS -🥓

NEVER take a bath with a toaster. becuase toast will get soggy -🥓

sex siven

Princess Luna 💙🌙

#glonkposting who up #gleebin they shi

I forgot how to draw again 💔

we were robbed of sparkly lesbians. here is the food you deserve (but fr im so excited for frostyfest)

i made a figure of the prince from katamari damacy out of air-dry clay recently :3 🌈🧃☁️☀️💫 #katamari #katamaridamacy #塊魂 #clayfigure #craft

Choose goose if he was emo. Noose goose

Why do cologne commercials have more sexual tension than actual porn

shit i forgot to say that voting will end at jan 4th at midnight!!! will put that into the forms as well

Oh....my penis is big....

how the fuck did hair get on the bathroom ceiling bruh 💔

in case anyone missed it fuck twitter. stop using it. i dont wanna hear your defense of it anymore, genuinely

spare 8?

//Grooming Btw if you tell victims to not talk about things that make them uncomfortable maybe stfu? My groomer would send me porn of underaged characters but I'm a bad person for saying that content makes me uncomfortable? Maybe victims are more important than porn y'all. Do better.

no hate but like how is not supporting endogenic systems ableist if yall are actively claiming that your systemhood is not caused by a disorder 💔

peachy with extra pee please

I just woke up from a nap you cant do this to me

Shitpost: Silksong Greyroot is A mephor for how getting an abortion (if you want) is good.

caucaisan with extra cock please

what they took away from her #adventuretime