* No I Am: A Computer (Smart)

Then With The World Covered In Darkness No One Will Have To Suffer Anymore Instead, Everyone Can Live In My Perfect Mansion Everyday Blissfully Worshipping Me Like We Both Deserve

* Oh Dear It Seems * Someone Sipped Up All Of My Shield Power

* Did You Notice You Have Been Served * Your Giant Arcade Machine Is Going To Get Cold

* Oh * Lmao * You're Here * Sorry Kris While I've Been Looking For Noelle * I've Had Like 4 Of These All-Ages Appropriate * Glasses Of Pure Battery Acid

* Really

* No I Am: A Computer (Smart)

* Materialism Evaluation Denied * I Simply Give Myself: The Treatment I Deserve * You Slept Curled Up On A Dirty Throne Every Day

* Holy Circuits Are You Serious

* Oh * Um * Oh * Uh * It * It's * Oh * Well * Um * Mmm * It's * How Do I Put This * Very... * ... * Smart * So Smart You Are * I Love Tolerating You

* Noeeeeelle Honey Where Are You * Noelle Come Home I Made You A Battery Acid Pie * Oh, Kris Perfect Timing * Have You Seen --

* Seems That You Failed To Notice * The Giant Freaking Robot In The Middle Of My Palace

* I Actually Did

* Who Was That??

* ... * ... * ... Noelle... * Perhaps My Computations Were * Miscalibrated

* If You Aren't Enthusiastic I Won't Want To Enslave You

* Noelle * I Will Only Say It One Time * Infinitely * Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here

* Please Select Your Choice * Perish In The Chill Of Absolute Destruction * Or * Flourish Under The Warm Bosom Of My Hellish Reign

* Cannot Calculate Someone Less Than You

You Think You're Finished?

* Error: I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

* Oh Have You Never Signed A Form Before

* ... Kris * It Appears * Our Comrades Have Pressed The Escape Key On Us

* Kris As Part Of Our Truce (The Better One) * Keep Distracting Berdly And Find Noelle * For You See... * Berdly... He's... * OK There's Nothing Wrong With Him He's Just Annoying

* Noelle Sweetie Darling Honey Where Are You * We're A Team Now Remember * You Still Have To Be My Willing Minion

* Very Cool Statues * I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples

* It's Nothing Compared To The One At My Mansion

* Now, Which One Of You * Wants To Help Me Cover This World In Darkness!?

* So Much Traffic Isn't It Wonderful * Lightners Love Traffic They Look It Up All The Time

* Okay But I'm Still Going To Use Your Likeness

* Variable Lying Set To True

Staring, Tapping, To Receive Joy Staring, Tapping, To Avoid Pain ... Until Recently, When The Town's Internet Disappeared Now The Refuge They Take In The Screens Will Slowly Fade Noelle... Then Who Will Help Her? Her Strange And Sad Searches Who Will Answer Them?

* What Are You Saying This City Is Dangerous * Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere * Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency

* Phew * I Was Just Concerned Because It Hadn't Exploded Yet

* I Think It Is Time To Abort This Conversation

* Seems Cool

Is That Not What I Am Doing? Think! Lightners Have Already Been Enslaved By Me And My Kin Each Day They Spend Hours Worshipping In Glowing Rapture Our Screens Of Funny Animals And Candied Games

* Oh Yeah

* Shrink From The Acid

* Look Kris * Kris Cross Applesauce * Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same * Mathematical Wavelength

* Oh My Circuits Kris Get In The Car

* Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated

* Oh Damn * You're Still Here * I Only Made Four Cages Ha Ha Ha

* ... * ... * ... Noelle... * Perhaps My Computations Were * Miscalibrated

* But Kris... While We're Still Trucies * Maybe We Could... Make The Most Of It * We Could Play That Game Again * Wasn't That... Fun, Kris * Just You And Me * Having A Good Time * No One Else To Get In The Way

* Look Kris * Kris Cross Applesauce * Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same * Mathematical Wavelength

* I'm Going To Tell Susie

* What Are You Saying This City Is Dangerous * Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere * Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency

* I See You Have: Escaped From Your Room Units * Who Can Blame You For Wanting To See My Glorious Mansion * You Won't Want To Take Your Eyes Off This Beautiful Art

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