(Silver) I'll go check on the purple. (Shadow) That's not weed, and you don't even look cool. (Duke) And now... I'll die.

(Duke) Take this. Protect my daughter from the gamers! Take this gamer reflective stone.

(Shadow) Oh, God, I know that coughing. (Silver) Oh, is it the weed? Is that what that is? (Shadow) Close. It's my lover.

(Shadow) What are you looking at? (Silver) This is really gross, but I can't look away. Ya know, it be like that sometimes. (Shadow) Oh, God, it's like a pimple popping video. (Silver) (whimpers) I hate those.

(Shadow) I knew there was too much yellow in this world. If I could do anything, I would eradicate 3 colors. Yellow, silver, and then silver again. (Silver) Oh.. You meant me.. (Shadow) No, no, not like you Silver, just like uh.. There's something about it like.. the person that silver kind of

(Duke) Wait.. What are you doing here!? Get out! (Shadow) What was that? (Silver) I don't know. It sounded like yellow!

(Scientist 2) Sir! There's too much yellow energy to counteract the purple! (Scientist 1) My mom's getting back in like 20 minutes, dude. You have to finish this. (Duke) I don't give a shit you better fucking fix it!

(Scientist 1) We gotta find the fucking purple power, dude. How we gonna get the power to the purple, dude? (Duke) Well, you better find it quick, because if we don't find it, we're not gonna be able to play Fortnite!

(Shadow) Sewer system's a lot more intricate than I expected.

(Shadow) (grunts) (Silver) (whimpers) Ow.. (whimpering) It hurts..

(Elise) Thank you.. (Sonic) Oh, yeah, I mean..Yo, you gotta support your friends.

(Elise) I'm gonna try not to cry now. Because that sounds-- I'm-- I need a minute. I need a minute, Sonic. (Sonic) No, let it out. It's fine. Oh!

(Elise) Dad used to feed me plants. It was nice. I think I'm starting to hallucinate. It's been a while. I just keep getting kidnapped. (Sonic) How about a hot dog? No additives. (Elise) That sounds wonderful. Um..

(Holy music) (Duke) My child. My baby girl. Don't worry.

(Sonic) Well, what are some of those moods? Huh? (Elise) Well happy is one, like I just said, and um... Hungry. Hungry is a good mood. I've eaten nothing but rocks, as I've said, for a while. Some plants would be a nice change to rocks.

(Elise) I did! I decided that cosplay wasn't consent, and I'm just gonna thank you for bringing me to your tree. It's so wonderful. It's putting me in all the right moods.. of being.. happy.

(Elise) Okay, I promise. I'll keep my hands to myself then. I'll just put my hands back here and admire it from afar. (Sonic) Well, you can't hug without hands Elise. Make up your damn mind!

(Sonic) That's my tree. (Elise) Oh my gosh. It's beautiful. I wanna hug it. Can I hug your tree? Is that allowed? Do I have to ask permission? (Sonic) Oh, well, I guess. Just, you know, don't get too friendly with it.

(Sonic) I know right? Like, you know, you just need that vitamin D. (Elise) My skin looks amazing now. Oh my god. (Sonic) I know. Oh, do you exfoliate Elise? (Elise) Well, yes, I-I guess.

(Elise) Oh yeah, the filter changed. It's great, isn't it? (Sonic) I love Instagram. Let's go to Snapchat. (Elise) It's amazing what natural sunlight in a filtered game will do, right?

(Sonic Oh! Wow, you look much better Elise!

(Robot) Find them. Find the gamer girl. We have to find the gamer girl.

(Sonic) Who's that? (Sonic) Instant ramen!

(Sonic) Oh, you want to play God of War? Huh? (Elise) Huh?

(Elise) Oh, my legs. They weak. My legs are weak. Yeah, good job. Good job, Sonic. I'm proud of you. Yeah, that was kind of scary. All right, let's-- let's bounce.

(Sonic) Woah! You scared the hell outta me. (Eggman) Give me back my gamer girl Sonic! (Sonic) She's my gamer girl now. Ain't that right, baby? Come with me. Thumbs up!

(Sonic) No! (Eggman) No Elise! I didn't mean it!

(Eggman) Now, what is the choice Elise? You can either die, die, or-- (Sonic) No! Don't do either of those! (Elise) Okay, I will do my own thing. (Eggman) Go do it.

(Eggman) Now, you are going to play this game Elise, or else I'm going to push you off of this fucking-- (Elise) I mean, I could jump. That could happen too. (Eggman) Or I could push you off of this polygon mountain.

(Silver) Wait, no, don't go in that! That's the toilet!

(Shadow) What? Okay... go ahead. I don't know why you need a portal to take a shit, but, I mean, if you want to send your shit to the future, then... Go ahead. I'm not judgmental. At all.

(Silver) I was talking about taking a shit.

(Shadow) Well, if you need to go, then go; I'm gonna chill out here and make sure that it gets picked up by some big successful game development company that'll be around for a long time like Blizzard.

(Shadow) Woah, green! (Silver) Blue! (Shadow) What did we just do? Did we do that together? Was that like a gay thing? (Silver) It's always a gay thing. I thought that's just how it worked.. I'm gonna go. (Shadow) God bless you Sonic Team. God bless you.

(Shadow) Anyway, I finished putting the game-- I sent it to Eggman. He's going to upload it soon. (Silver) No... It's too late now. I can't go back in time again because... I can't go back in time again. That's just it. But maybe this Blue will save the world, maybe? Here.

(Silver) What's a weed? (Shadow) Oh my god, you can tell you're white...

(Silver) (whimpering in pain) (Shadow) Don't you know? Weed makes you fast. That's a factual thing.

(Shadow) Hey. (Silver) I'm gonna take you out to save the world! (Shadow) Good luck with that I have weed. See ya.

(Sonic) This doesn't change you leaving me at the altar! Wait, I guess it does, see ya!

(Shadow) Hey. Oh, I haven't met you twink. (Silver) Wait. You! You're the one! (Shadow) Who did what? Wait, what'd I do? I mean, what didn't I do? I mean look at me. I'm so hot, ya know? (Silver) You made a rap so fire..

(Eggman) Why don't you come with me again? (Sonic) No! Not again!

(Silver) uuh... This is what a cool does, right? (Elise) How could you do this?

(Silver) Now I'm sad! (Sonic screaming) (Silver) Take that!

(Silver) Hey, I saw you rescue Elise from that train. It was really cool. Can we be friends? (Sonic) Uh, no, I don't like you very much. You're weird. (Silver) Awwwh...

(Sonic) Elise! I'm so glad I saved you from that train! (Elise) Oh, me too. It was so fast. I was so scared. (Sonic) I know. Woah!

(Scout) Okay. (Jenny) Alright, cool. (Alfred) Alright, okay. Welp. (laughing)

(Eggman) (chuckles) Look. The only thing I didn't give you is my realistic four penetrating nipples coming off my chest, Shadow. That's all you don't have. But when you do have is the battle. the experience to be a true Fortnite twink player. (Shadow) Well, if you're my daddy, it makes the last

(Eggman) Shadow. You are my greatest creation of all time from the battle royale (Shadow) What? (Eggman) and now look at you. (Shadow) Wait, hold on. Are you my dad? (Eggman) (chuckles) Where do you think you got all your characteristics? (Shadow) Of being an asshole? That would explain a lot.

(Eggman) I'm actually Todd Howard now cuz I sell all the video games. (Shadow) That's what they all say. Now quickly, I need you to publish my game.

(Shadow) Little does she know, I hold the game file and– (Eggman) Mmm, the game is almost finished. (Shadow) Hey Eggman, I found the computer room!