(Knuckles) Hmm... So, dick nips, where are we going? (Sonic) Huh? What's happening in here?

(Shadow) Listen, that's not important. Look! (Sonic) I'll point at you also. (Shadow) I'm not in the sky, dick nips.

(Sonic) Speak for yourself, motherfucker!

(Knuckles) Shadow. You-- Listen, you got any weed on you man? Like, since we're here-- (Shadow) No, what are you the only one who smokes weed here, Knuckles? (Rouge) Except for maybe Rouge. Rouge? (Sonic) Oh.

(Shadow) See, we tried to make a game battle royale, but anyway-- (Tails) Look at this. You ruined everything! This is all your fault!

(Sonic) These towers are quite tilted. (Shadow) Yes. I tilted them myself.

(Shadow) You. (Sonic) Huh? I heard someone speak to me! (Rouge) Well, hello boys.

(Tails) My head's full of jellybeans… (Sonic) Sounds delicious. (Tails) Not really…

(Sonic) Yeah. You okay, Knuckles? (Knuckles) No, my corpus callosum is swollen.

(Sonic) I feel like thinking about something but I don't know what. (Knuckles) I can't think about anything, my brain is schismed.

(Knuckles) This isn't the beach! Fuck!

(Eggman) Now do you agree to do this… or am I gonna have to let you go on the terlet portal like those other ones did. (Elise) To be honest, I've been visualizing a beach this whole time. That's what my dad always told me to do when I was really stressed.

(Eggman) Now, listen, you're the key component! And you listen to me. You will be my game tester. You'll test all of my battle royale experiences. All the gamers will look up to you. You will be gaming gamer girl queen. You'll have Cheeto puffs on your fingers. And Twitch Prime will be mine!

(Eggman) Then, we have to switch over our plans. That way, we create the ultimate battle royale experience. And I only need you for it. (Elise) So I'm just gonna let you keep talking and I'm just gonna meditate.

(Eggman) They'll be seen again. Now, about those PUBG let's plays, we can start something tonight on twitchtv.com. Wait, listen, I think we should maybe-- No, not even-- Not even PUBG. We'll go with Fortnite. We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And we'll get Todd Howard on it. That way, he

(Eggman) I flushed them down the terlet.

(Eggman) GET OUTTA MY LIFE, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!! (Tails) Sonic, no! Aaaaah! (Knuckles) Eggman, I fucked your wiiiiife! (Elise) No!

(Elise) Why are you so rude? (Eggman) Why are you so goddamn pale? Now, get the fuck away from me!

(Eggman) That's for really knowing you to find out, you goddamn nasty hedgehog son of a bitch. I want you gone out of my life. Look at the size of my nostril, I can smell you from here!

(Eggman) Enjoy your time in Fortnite, boys! (Sonic) No! (Tails) No! (Sonic) Wait, is it Fortnite or Minecraft?

(Sonic) WHOA! (Knuckles) üüüüüüü (Tails) Oh no!

(Eggman) That's right. I want that Aquafina, bitch. (slurp) I wanna sip that shit. YES!

(Eggman) I don't wanna hear your musky mouth. Put the gem there or I'm gonna put her in Minecraft. (Sonic) Alright (Elise) Sonic, don't do it! (Sonic) Time to give up my 1-up.

(Eggman) Give me the gem right now! (Sonic) But Eggman, she's my heart and soul!

(Eggman) Not the time to drop! Now, I'm gonna be turning you all into Minecraft PS4s.

(Eggman) Welcome to the realm. Now, I have the epic gamer right here! (Elise) Hey! (Sonic) No!

(Sonic) Oh god, here we are! (Tails) Where are we? (gasps) (Sonic) Eggman! (Tails) Eggman!

(Hayley) You have found the computer room. (Jenny) Shut up, Hayley!

(Knuckles) Hey, don't take me anywhere-- Aw fuck!

(Sonic) Not gonna say what I said last time, 'cause that was weird. Alright! (Tails) Wait, what?

(Tails) Now, Knuckles, why would you listen to music on a Game Boy? That's not what a Game Boy is for. (Knuckles) You're right, it's what a Switch is for.

(Knuckles) Yeah, the remix is a little hard to fucking understand, crush. (Sonic) Yeah, it sounds like Pumpkin Hill.

(Eggman) Did you know that the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is only done for people who like gaming Minecraft? (Sonic) Interesting.

(Tails) (gasps) Eggman?! (Eggman) We have pictures of Mario, pictures of Luigi... pictures of Princess Daisy, princess of Princess Peach.

(Sonic) Oh, Super Mario Kart? (Tails) Not Super Mario Kart...

(Sonic) Hey Knuckles! (Tails) Hey Knuckles! (Knuckles) What up? I'm listening to my Game Boy. It's got the bomb tunes on it. Check-- Check out my favorite tracks.

(Amy) Well now I just feel bad. Dammit.Alright, well, I guess, like... We could talk about, like... Future?

(Amy) Oh wait, shit. You don't make this fun 'cause you're sad! (Silver) I'm always sad. That's just my thing. I-- I'm sorry. I'm sad. I can't-- That's just how I be, y'know.

(Amy) Aw dammit, I missed my opportunity on Sonic's next album!It's your fault, Silver boy! I'm gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! (Silver) Yeah, I probably deserve it.

(Sonic) Ugh. Thanks Amy, maybe you can feature on my next track. (Amy) Maybe I can feature on your next what? (Sonic) See you later.

(Amy) No! (Silver) Amy? Wait, how do I know your name? (Amy) I TOLD YOU my name! (Silver) Oh yeah.

(Sonic) Okay, what do you want? (Silver) First, I want you to apologize. I mean, I was in the middle of talking to you.

(Sonic) Oh, there she goes. (Silver) You stop! (Sonic) Oh! (Silver) Hey! I'm not done talking to you!

(Eggman) She's taken by the snap-crackle-pop!

(Elise) Um. Oh my gosh. (Sonic) Look... I-- I won't rap again. Okay, I'll do it, I'll throw it away, I promise. (Elise) Guys!

(Sonic) AAAAAAH! (Silver) Oh, I'm gonna fire at you, into a wall!

(Silver) You must never rap again, or else the world will be destroyed! (Sonic) Have you even heard my mixtape? It's fire!

(Sonic) Huh? Who said that? Whoa! Hold on, I think there's a fan.

(Silver) The battle royale game had a soundtrack that was so fire, it set fire to the world. And now I need to find the hedgehog-- THERE HE IS!

(Alfred) Oh my fucking god. (cackling)