(AMY): Should I jump...? Yes. (EGGMAN): Yeah you're gonna jump, bitch, walk the plank. Yar har, me-- wha.

(EGGMAN): Anyway! We need to go.

(EGGMAN): Get outta here, you thot ass bitch, you still owe me a hundred dollars!

(AMY): Hi there, big boy! What are you doing on this little ol' aircraft- AA! (EGGMAN): Oh, Amy-- Amy, what are you doing here? (AMY): Uh... Nothing! I... was... GOODBYE!

(SHADOW): Ah, summer break. A time for leisure- (AMY): A time for rela- oh... wha- wha- a MAAN!

(EGGMAN): Listen. We're going to explore this island. You're going to find Sonic. He has all the weed that you need. The gonja, that mary jane. Mari-jamij. All in his pockets. He is your local drug dealer, and I'm going to BLOW UP THE ISLAND. Now go look for Sonic. And hurry up, you... fucking....

(ROUGE): I mean I guess that's fine, as long as I get my weed back I don't really care i dont have a character motive

(EGGMAN): Alright, since team FurAffinity fucked my wife, I'm going to have to have you both be a part of my team. why is the camera ZOOMING IN

(SHADOW): good job

(EGGMAN): And she had a DIAMOND in her VAGINA?

(ROUGE): Well, it might upset you to know that I ALSO fucked your wife.

(EGGMAN): How do you think I feel being cucked by a HEDGEHOG?!

(ROUGE): anyway i also saw that uh this.. this guy over here fucked your wife thats pre- that sucks a lot dude. must be uh, pretty uh, shaken up about that

(ROUGE): hey bitches whats up? eggman i found your weed supply through your twitter account thnx man I told you I have ALTERNATIVES!

(SHADOW): Are you referring to eggfucker1, eggfucker2, eggfucker-

(EGGMAN): (villain chuckle) You fool. I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

(SHADOW): My finger's right on top of the delete button, Eggman. What are you gonna do to stop me, with your long, toothpick legs?

(EGGMAN): You son of a bitch. I'm gonna log into your Twitter and I'm gonna tell everyone what you said. Go ahead. I have 50 alternate accounts.

(EGGMAN): MY FOLLOWER BASE! (SHADOW): And yet they still can't figure out how to get Nazis off their site.

(COMPUTER): DRAMA DETECTED. BLOCKING ACCOUNT.

(SHADOW): Anyway, now that I have this emerald, I'm gonna put it right in there!

(EGGMAN): I'm going to kill you, ... and THEN kill you again.

(SHADOW): As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one is the one that makes me go away from yo bitch ass.

(EGGMAN): I told you not to FUCK MY WIFE. And I did anyway. Whatchu gon' do, binch?

(SHADOW): Well. I've learned so much from his Twitter... I guess there's only one thing to do now-

(EGGMAN): Ohhh no, they KNOW, NOT AGAIN! (ROBOTS): Please stop. Ouch ouch.

(EGGMAN): I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OHHH MY GOD I'M SO SICK. (ROBOTS): Please stop. Ouch.

(EGGMAN): ♫ All around me are familiar Eggmans Worn out Eggmans Worn out Eggma-a-ans Bright and-- ♫

(ROUGE): Huh. His Twitter account. Heh, interesting. Let's see... E-G-G. (COMPUTER): Hello, and welcome to Twitter.com. (ROUGE): Well that was easy.

(SHADOW): I'm here to show you what Ninten-can-do, and what Za WaruDON'T! That doesn't even make any sense.

(SONIC): This guy's a real knucklehead! Unlike my friend Knuckles.

(SHADOW): seeya nerd Huh? Za Warudo? More like Za Warudumb.

(SHADOW): Za... WARUDO! aaaaaaaaa (fart noise)

(SONIC): Please? What if I say pretty please with a cherry on top, covered in a banana sundae? How 'bout THAT?

(SHADOW): Finally, I have the weed crystal. The weed diamond. The weed- Hey! Give that! That looks really scrumptious! (SHADOW): No.

(SONIC): Hey, that's... That blue hedgehog again, of all places!

(SHADOW): You absolute thot! I can't believe it... she betrayed me.

(MARIA): It smells so bad. That's just you! It smells like garbage... covered in fire. But Maria, you smelt it! Therefore, you are the one who dealt iiiiiiiiit!

(SHADOW): No! I- I promise I didn't fart! (MARIA): I'm gonna kill you now. (SHADOW): You don't need to contain it!

(SHADOW): Maria! (MARIA): This is me. Hey Shadow. Bye Shadow.

(SHADOW): ...That rap... it reminds me of HER...

(WHOOP WHOOP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE) (WHOOP WHOOP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE) (WHOOP WHOOP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE)

(SHADOW): I fucked your wife. Now, there's some other--

(SHADOW): I fucked your wife. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got more ladies to go bed with. Isn't that right, Dr. Ivo Robotnik? What in the sam hell is THIS?

(EGGMAN): What the FUCK? Is that Shadow's DICK?!

(EGGMAN): Martha, what have you been tweeting about....

(EGGMAN): (exhale, inhale) E-G-G. (COMPUTER): (starting up sounds) Welcome to Twitter.com. (EGGMAN): (dramatic gasp)

(EGGMAN): Now, to try to log on to my Twitter account once more... Let's see if this computer works.

(EGGMAN): You didn't think I had legs, did ya? I'm like Gru, except I'm the one before Gru. I'm... Eggru. Oooh, gottem.

(EGGMAN): WHAT? You are not ALLOWED to fuck my wife! Shadow! Come back here right now! SHADOW! What the FUCK?!