(Tails) (gasps) Eggman?! (Eggman) We have pictures of Mario, pictures of Luigi... pictures of Princess Daisy, princess of Princess Peach.

(Sonic) Oh, Super Mario Kart? (Tails) Not Super Mario Kart...

(Sonic) Hey Knuckles! (Tails) Hey Knuckles! (Knuckles) What up? I'm listening to my Game Boy. It's got the bomb tunes on it. Check-- Check out my favorite tracks.

(Amy) Well now I just feel bad. Dammit.Alright, well, I guess, like... We could talk about, like... Future?

(Amy) Oh wait, shit. You don't make this fun 'cause you're sad! (Silver) I'm always sad. That's just my thing. I-- I'm sorry. I'm sad. I can't-- That's just how I be, y'know.

(Amy) Aw dammit, I missed my opportunity on Sonic's next album!It's your fault, Silver boy! I'm gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! (Silver) Yeah, I probably deserve it.

(Sonic) Ugh. Thanks Amy, maybe you can feature on my next track. (Amy) Maybe I can feature on your next what? (Sonic) See you later.

(Amy) No! (Silver) Amy? Wait, how do I know your name? (Amy) I TOLD YOU my name! (Silver) Oh yeah.

(Sonic) Okay, what do you want? (Silver) First, I want you to apologize. I mean, I was in the middle of talking to you.

(Sonic) Oh, there she goes. (Silver) You stop! (Sonic) Oh! (Silver) Hey! I'm not done talking to you!

(Eggman) She's taken by the snap-crackle-pop!

(Elise) Um. Oh my gosh. (Sonic) Look... I-- I won't rap again. Okay, I'll do it, I'll throw it away, I promise. (Elise) Guys!

(Sonic) AAAAAAH! (Silver) Oh, I'm gonna fire at you, into a wall!

(Silver) You must never rap again, or else the world will be destroyed! (Sonic) Have you even heard my mixtape? It's fire!

(Sonic) Huh? Who said that? Whoa! Hold on, I think there's a fan.

(Silver) The battle royale game had a soundtrack that was so fire, it set fire to the world. And now I need to find the hedgehog-- THERE HE IS!

(Alfred) Oh my fucking god. (cackling)

(Sonic) One! (Elise) Yeah, one.

(Sonic) How was that? (Elise) You know, it was all right, it wasn't great. Definitely won't recommend.

(Sonic) I know where to find a mustache. Come on! (Elise) What?

from his mustache, maybe a beard hydrator."

(Elise) Oh, okay. Yes. So once upon a time, I lived in a kingdom with my family, but the kingdom was on fire or maybe I dreamt it was on fire? Oh, yeah. I know I dreamt it. I dreamt it was on fire and there was a big monster-- Oh my gosh, the sky is so beautiful. Eyes. Look at the clouds. I saw

(Sonic) Come along with me! Why don't you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting long-winded monologue? Complete with background visuals!

(Elise) She's gonna become a part of the sky. That's how it works.

(Sonic) You threw it away! (Sonic) Bye, Alexa. (Elise) Bye, Alexa. I hope she lives her best life, off in the sky. (Sonic) Me too.

(Sonic) This is food, Elise. (Elise) It's beautiful. I love your new hat. (Elise) I'm gonna name her… Alexa.

(Elise) Yeah yeah yeah, they're pretty good. (Sonic) Nuh-uh-uh! That's not food! (Elise) What about grass?

(Elise) When was the last time you washed your hands? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks. That's-- That's my go-to… (Sonic) Rocks? (Elise) …when I've been captured. Yeah!

(Elise) My legs are really tired from not walking though. You know how they, like-- (Sonic) Oh, this? It's my arm (Elise) Hands are so important.

(Elise) Ugh... (Sonic) We did it! (Elise) Uh… Thank you. Thanks, I appreciate that.

(Amy) Wait. Who are you? Where are you-- No! (Silver) Hey! No! Let go! Please! Ah! You- (Amy) Let go of my hand!

(Amy) You can believe in yourself! Friendship! (Silver) Now you're just saying words.

(Silver) Anyway, go away! (Amy) You should just cheer up! (Silver) No!

(Silver) Oh, and now blue guy's gone. This is-- this is-- that's just-- My-- my whole good mood is ruined! I-I hope you're happy with yourself. (Amy) I am happy with myself! I have a positive mental attitude! (Silver) God, I wish that were me.

(Amy) EW! PERVERT! (Silver) This is the worst. This is the actual worst. (Amy) Pervert! Pervert! (Silver) I wanna go home. I need-- no-- (Amy) Pervert!

(Amy) You're not my boyfriend! (Silver) Go away, please. (Amy) Get outta here! EEW! Why would you touch me? Ew! (Silver) Ugh! Oh my god!

(Amy) Whoa, wait! Where you goin', good lookin? (Silver) No, I don't-- I don't like being touched! (Amy) I'm gonna get all up in that crotch! (Silver) Please stop! Please stop! Please- No, I hate this. I hate this. Please.

(Silver) Oh my god, it's the guy on fire! But… he's not on fire? I gotta see what's up.

(Blaze) Huh? I thought I heard a cat or something. I dunno.

(Blaze) Is that what a house looks like? Oh my god! This place is amazing! Where am I, the future? ... (Blaze) ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪

(Blaze) ♪ All around me are familiar Blazes ♪ ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪ ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪

(Silver) Ah! Oh. Oh my gosh, this is- Is that what a...tree looks like? That's beautiful. Wait… (♫ Mad World Instrumental ♫) (Silver) Is that a rock too? Fuck yeah! This place rules!

(Shadow) (gasp) (Rouge) What? (Shadow) Sorry, I thought I heard a cat. (Rouge) Oh, yeah.

(Shadow) Y'know, you say that like it's a threatening thing, but have you ever seen a gamer in real life before? (Rouge) No, but they have-- they talk big shit.

(Shadow) YES! The ultimate soundtrack for the ultimate game! (Rouge) Inspired! This is going to be the best game that's ever been made. We're going to be rich, Shadow. Absolutely rich. All the gamers. All the gamers will be on our side. We'll have an army of gamers to take on the world with.

(Shadow) (dooting the Pumpkin Hill theme)

(Rouge) Come on. Shadow, you gotta be in this with me. (Shadow) You're right. And I know just the backing music. (Rouge) Aaaand recording, go.

(Rouge) We found it! This is it. This is where we make our breakthrough. We're going to make a game. We're gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than Fortnite ever was.

(Rouge) I'm so confused. All my Fortnite save files are gone! (Shadow) We found the computer room!

(Rouge) No, this can't be the future of Fortnite. It's the best game of 2018. (Shadow) Yeah, but this is like, 20, like, 99 or something. …like 99 tetri– Why is it black and white?