(Shadow) That blue hedgehog again of all places.

Swipe.

(Amy) Alright, bye! Have good times in prison.

(Sonic) Hey! You stop it right now you're trying to trick me with your vixen tricks. I won't take any card I can get out by myself!

(Amy) One too many times is not enough!

(Sonic) No! No I told you once too many- Oh I'm so mad at you, one too many times is enough!

C'mon, this is my v-card I saved it for you!

I'll let you out if you take my "I'll fuck you" card.

Hey! I found you! All by myself with no help from any five year olds I kidnapped. What? Sorry. Anyway. Wow, check out my legs! You like that?

(Sonic) Oh! I'm in jail again! I just- Amy!?

(Amy) Wait come back I changed my mind!

(Tails) No, it's too late. You already made up your mind I'm out of here!

Wait, on second thought, I don't wanna be here.

(Tails) Hey Amy, I'm great. Do you want to come get in my supercool airplane? No! Not at all. It looks really gross.

(Amy) Are you my mom? Oh wait, hi Tails! How are you?

(Eggman) (sigh) I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

(Tails) I AM THE POLICE!

(Eggman) OH MY GOD! That's it, I'm calling the police! 911-

(Eggman) WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? (Tails) Happy April Fools!

(Tails) Eggman, come over here! (Eggman) I'M GOING TO- (Eggman) ARGH MY BONES! (Eggman) I KNOW I SH- (LOUD COUGHING)

(Eggman) What the actual shit? WHERE DID AMY GO? SHE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

(Tails) Hey, what are you doing down there? She's looks like she's all by herself. Maybe I should go pick her up in my super cool airplane.

(Amy) Where's my mom?

(Tails) I'm flying this plane all by myself. I'm literally five years old. I'm not in any way qualified to do this.

(Rouge) I can't believe you did this this is all your fault (Knuckles) I can't believe your tits are one polygon!

(Eggman) I'm gonna kill these sons of bitches, RAH.

(Knuckles) Get out of my face- (Rouge) Pervert! (Knuckles) I just punched an emerald.

(Knuckles) Sorry I wasn't trying to touch you! Nerd! (Rouge) Yeah, you were!

(Rouge) That's what you get for being a dumb- dumb piece of shit!

(Eggman) OH! MY EMERALDS!

(Knuckles) Ugh, now I'm mad! Ahhhhhh!

(Eggman) No, fuck you I'm takin' it away, you thot ass.

(Rouge) Hey, those are mine bring them back!

(Knuckles) That's fine. I didn't really want it anyway.

(Eggman) That's right, Sonic! I'm taki- oh I mean, Oh Sonic isn't here. Knuckles I'm taking your emeralds.

(Rouge) We meet at last. (Knuckles) We met last week, what are you talking about?! You've been hittin' the reefers- AGH!

Za warudo! (Sonic)Stop saying that!

(Sonic) It's almost like that Emerald has some sort of power! (Shadow) This emerald has all sorts of power.

(Sonic) He's faster than Sonic! He's faster than Sonic! WHAT?

(Shadow) See you, nerd. (Sonic) HUH?!

(Sonic) I'll make you eat those words!

(Shadow)Za warudo!

(Sonic) That's really rude, I'm gonna have to call the polices on you!

(Shadow) Diamonds aren't green, dick-nips

(Sonic) Hey you put that down. That's an expensive diamond!

Za warudo!

(Shadow) Do you know where the nearest Hot Topic is?!

(Sonic) Wh- What's that?

(Shadow) Hey.