It should be a law of open world video game design that every waterfall should have a cave entrance behind it with something cool to discover.

I think I thought the "Underground Railroad" was an actual underground train like a subway until I was like 10.

When you think about it, a pizza's crust is really just a very shallow bread bowl.

Feels like we're all going off the rails on a crazy train. RIP #ozzy

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all." -Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan

"I don't know, but I've been told, Deirdre's got a network node. Likes to press that on off switch, dig that crazy Gaian witch. Spartans! Barracks, MARCH!" #SMAC

I'm ashamed to say, I'm in my 40s and just saw E.T. for the first time. A pack of kids evading adults/police on their bikes is so peak '80s childhood fantasy, I love it. #movies

I was sitting in a waiting room at the doctors office today and overheard an elderly woman say to her younger companion "Donald Trump has caused more abortions than Penn State fraternities" and I could barely keep it together.

Happy Mothers Day, where applicable!

Who's old enough to have signed a guest book on your friend's Geocities/AngelFire website that is probably still under construction to this day?

My parents just upgraded their phones for the first time in eight years and it's like the monkeys in 2001 A Space Odyssey finding the monolith.

Anyone else ever decide "eh, instead of cleaning this incredibly dirty and crusty baking pan I'll just buy one online and have it by tomorrow" or is it just me?

All my nieces and cousin's daughters are little blonde girls that are dressed in the same colors. This should be illegal!

Bought my nephew a "marble run" toy and my brother and I have been "helping him" play with it for 45 minutes.

Home Alone is superior to Home Alone 2. I will die on this hill.

The hands down best version of "A Christmas Carol" is the 1984 made for TV version starring George C. Scott as Scrooge. #achristmascarol #christmassmovies

Has anyone else looked up county property tax records to remember the name of that neighbor who introduced themselves to you years ago after which you promptly forgot?

Why is it so hard to put the rinse aid into the dishwasher?