Out: evidence based medicine In: vibes based decisions

Take a guess at the age group that typically gets overwhelmingly angry because I won’t give them antibiotics for a stuffy nose

Grindr being so popular at CK’s funeral just shows us that conservative men love receiving shots in the throat

A coworker asked where I’m from and I told her Long Island and she was like “oh is that like Staten Island” and I…

Looking for a devout Christian with an extensive Le Creuset collection, send me your address before ur raptured

“I told Director Kash Patel that the FBI has names of 20 men to whom Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women and girls,” Massie wrote on X. “This basic fact seemed to surprise him. Why?" trib.al/9JWhtiD

If you are in line for the rapture, STAY IN LINE

Just in: the people who cherry pick the Bible are cherry picking data. More on this at 9

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Bit early but go get your flu shot if you’re in New England. Multiple positives today

I do NOT need one of the Staub enameled pumpkin pots

I’ll go back to the kitchen again when you go to war and d*e again

Me working alone in the urgent care when patients storm in after the Patriots game is over

Yo Gabba Gabba the Hut

We have moved well beyond the internet & streaming being cool The internet isn’t fun anymore. Bots, AI, monetization, influencers all saying the same shit Nothing to watch on streaming services Gonna go back to an analog life. It’s honestly much more interesting.

Yes it was 80 degrees today but I made pumpkin bread and soup and I’m having a hard cider

Dutch late night TV has its take

There is no such thing as an aesthetic you can just LIKE THINGS You don’t need to curate your existence, the only reason an ~aesthetic~ is being pushed is to get you to constantly buy shit cause you think it’ll make you interesting Stop buying shit online

🤜🏻 don’t 😡 cut back your perennials til spring That is a bird food and a pollinator house all winter 🛑zhont zho it🛑

From my smart friend Leslie who found this: it is letter writing time! ✊

Remember when Prince Harry wore a Nazi Halloween costume and like yeah it was very bad but relatively inconsequential as far as large world changing events but the media made it *huge* Now we have like, actual nazis and it’s just… 🦗

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

Some of you never got your eyebrows waxed the day before senior prom and ripped off all your face skin because you were on Accutane and it shows

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I like putting stir fry over those really thin rice noodles cause it’s like eating a bowl of worms

This is precisely the kind of government coercion that the First Amendment was designed to prevent — and media companies need to start standing up rather than capitulating to it.

We’re like five minutes away from Jeopardy! being canceled because it had a category of the Civil War that featured correct answers

I know we’re avoiding target but if you get your flu shot there you get $10 off a $20 purchase If everyone in your household goes separately that’s potentially a good chunk towards some groceries. Shits expensive right now so…

Acquaintance: aw your husband is so nice Me: thanks he’s a rescue

Guy inventing multi packs of socks: “lol and no matter what color combo we put together there will always be 2 that are ugly!”

Convinced my Instagram algorithm has no idea who I am when I get a Neiman Marcus ad for a $3000 crystal piggy bank

Craving a bowl of discontinued Rice Krispie treats cereal

So like Where are the hurricanes

Country music is just if a chain restaurant was music

Are you considering moderating what you say in public (incl here) bc of potential for backlash, being doxxed/your family threatened wo legal recourse, being targeted by our own government, losing your job? Do you know people who are? Did you have this concern a year ago? That's what we've lost.

My entire day was just “You have x diagnosis and should do a b c” “Mmm no. How about a z pack” X 40

Sure everything is bad but Stanley Tucci was hired to do 2026 Olympics coverage

The urgent care complaints are testing me today

I would hang with them immediately but something tells me this is not the type of man being affected

Idk who needs to hear this but please do not dig away at a skin infection at home and then take some “leftover antibiotics”

When you buy your pokemans on Temu

Another Saturday, another absolutely horrible movie choice by Mr Bee Escape from LA? More like escape from this horrible movie amirite

extremely interesting indicator of where we are in postmodern syncretism that the guys making Kirk out to be a hero of the Christian faith will simply not comment on a Hindu proposing that he is now in the afterlife of Norse Paganism.

Not enough “he was asking for it” from the party of “she was asking for it”

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

Pronouns: was/were

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe." - Kirk in 2023