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Can we finally all agree that the argument “we should run the country like a business, and therefore elect businessmen to run it” has been a failed experiment?

It's crazy how hard it is to sleep on a plane but on a train I sleep better than in my own bed

Remember: Wealth cannot be separated from power. We're seeing in real time how the extreme concentration of wealth is distorting our politics, rigging markets, and granting unprecedented power to a handful of people. Taxing the rich isn't just an economic issue, it's a defense of our democracy.

Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks…what is your problem?

I’m so glad to see you. I missed you. The human nature of animals.

This could work

Watched the Kentucky Derby today. Here in Louisville, Derby season is seen as 'kinda fun'. Bigass fireworks display/airshow two weeks before derby. Day before, Muhammed-Ali International airport becomes a parking lot for lear jets. Punctuated by the most self-congratulatory two minutes in sports.

Folks from Harvard are starting a company whose goal is to enhance human memory via an AI computer interface (www.msn.com/en-us/money/...). This sounds like a really tempting bad idea. My short term memory suuuuuucks. In a perfect world, the idea of offloading that to a computer sounds really nice./

Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…? Raping children and covering up for ‘em.

Maarthaaa, someone's knifing American treasures again!

BRILLIANT!

We had a rose like this growing next to a fence when I was in high school. That house was sold, I moved away decades ago, but it continues to live in my memory.

This is horrifying.

Today in our "Women of genius" segment...

“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.” - Garry Kasparov

Ok, let me get this straight. Black Tuesday was bad, but Black Friday is good? Also, we have Good Friday, but it's *not* on Black Friday, and arguably wasn't terribly good.

Separated at birth? Our bed monster's named Nikkie.

I want this on a T-Shirt.

Joke's on her. I don't have a SPARCstation. I borrowed one once, but never got it to boot.

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

Wicked regex: s/spurned/spermed/g

Halle-fucking-lujah.

This clip desperately needs silly sound effects.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Wow. Respect!

He hates American values and principles. He hates democracy. He despises the Constitution and its constraints. He hates most Americans. All he desires is money, power and staying out of jail. Am I missing something?

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What do you think made America great? I’ve traveled the world, and every time I come home, I’m reminded of what makes this place special: the culture, the mix of people, the constant diversity. I love this country. And I also know who truly hates America: • The KKK • 3 Percenters • Proud Boys 1/2

My favorite exchange from my hometown #NOkings rally today: A lady driving by yelled JESUS IS COMING YA'LL! at us I shouted back TELL HIM TO HURRY UP And the lovely hair done Fully made up southern lady in front of me yelled HONEY, DON'T YOU DEPORT HIM! It was beautiful.

Austin, Texas

Sounds about right to me.

The antifa terrorist marxists are out

California Dreamin’ of No Kings in San Diego.

#NoKings Miami!

Between Pittsburgh and Philly, I'd say that the pretender to the throne has a Pennsylvania problem.

Denver 💙

Huge turnout in Louisville Kentucky and I also think Andy 2028!

There's a toddler there... I'm touched because my parents took me to Vietnam War protests when I was that age.

Los Angeles representing for No Kings Day!

Dallas didn’t disappoint. #NoKings