Can we not write sentences that start with 5 nouns. That's not a noun phrase that's a noun sentence

Also if D-Day was just one long psyop to stop le’communists why would Stalin not shut up about second front?

The problem here is all of these people know they're in a race against the clock to get all of this done before the tide turns. And by "all of this," I basically mean the destruction of anything that could criticize the post-Constitutional technofeudalist society they're hastily trying to stand up.

Again, a common theme I encounter is small towns that probably vote +40 Trump having a meltdown the second The State isn't protecting their drinking water from farmers/corporations that poison it People assume this stuff will be taken care of no matter what they vote, they just want the malice

What if the Roman Colosseum was ass

🌈⚒️ (unfortunately I have no idea who originally came up with this meme)

Bedtime Abolition Comes For Us All

For All Mankind is better than Warhammer 40k.

I really do hate a hydrolox main stage but I'll be damned if I don't tap the scoreboard

Bezos blew a pad

I probably need to do a thread at some point about groundwater, but I also need to learn more about how that one data center in Georgia fucked up so bad On paper, a data center should/could not be fucking up the groundwater Heavy withdrawals could make things Interesting, however

RCP and SSP scenarios are not emission scenarios. I repeat: they are not emission scenarios. They are radiative forcing scenarios. Forcing = human emissions + the response of the climate system to those emissions You can only back out emissions by making assumptions about climate sensitivity.

He literally told the Brits to fuck off and not send a carrier when he heard they were considering it, then got mad when they fucked off and did not send a carrier.

One of the best foodstuffs in the entire world is a nice aged dutch gouda A tasty treat!

i am a simple man who enjoys simple things. give me a nice, sharp english cheddar

i just want talarico to say “if you care more about my taco order than $7 gas you are a giant fucking idiot”

2nd grade boys discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were

dialectics

This would be a middle of the road Onion gag 20 years ago

the proof of global warming being dead as a political movement in the US is that NGOs ostensibly about climate environmentalism hardly devote any time to it anymore. They just become omnicause

Thinking about the time my best friend got me to read Ishmael

I actually enjoy the occasional dishwater flavored beer

People were pissed at Civil War but I think it knew what it was cooking

i think a lot of it is that there was 1) a concerted, nationwide propaganda campaign to make people think the economy of 2021-23 sucked ass 2) it worked and 3) the economy got worse than 21-23 in 2024 and then got worse than that in 2025 and 2026

“America has always been like this” responses to “Orange Man Bad” posts annoy me. Obama didn’t post a video of him dumping his own fecal matter from a F-18 on his critics, then threaten to go to war with Denmark. That isn’t true.

I wish Deborah a very Get Absolutely Fucked

"Democrats dislike a guy who killed people with a gun and like a guy who didn't, square that"

The Landering Is Non Negotiable 😎

Its crazy how small Brazil is, I guess Big Projection just wants to keep us asleep

Reminds me of my favorite

A very depressing discovery of the last few years is that there is literally no statement so naked and transparently anti-Semitic that you will not have self-styled leftists leaping to defend it as long as 'Israel' or 'Zionists' is inserted

Why is Pigeon Forge, a town of 6000, suddenly given Big City Status on Google maps

Pain; suffering

I'm usually a Delaware Hater, but recent events have forced me to conclude Tennessee is the Fakest State, and I think I'm not alone

I know it's a running joke but for God's sake if I was an ethnosupremacist I would pick someone who looks good to be my symbol

This feels like a scene from a prequel to Alex Garland's Civil War.

no one can stop you from creating nasty little recipes, forging new frontiers in fusion cuisine. you can combine doro wat and red beans & rice. you can put 43 cloves of garlic in it. it’s actually completely legal to eat a ton of spicy hard boiled eggs. the government has no power over onions.

I don't think any of these cover Exodus 20:4 but A1 is close

Fun fact this literally happened to me when I was 6

Society

they should invent a "make it make sense" episode hosted by tim robinson

gestured towards this in my column today but republicans seem to have adopted this idea that the partisan lean of a state represents some mystical General Will such that the south isn't just a place with republican voters It Is Republican and no democrat has a right to serve within its borders

God this is so funny

Chat it is my great pleasure to announce we've never been more back @alexries.com

Like we literally watched Tora Tora Tora in school, which very much points out the pre war tensions and the failed Japanese declaration of war

The dumbest people alive were mad that Zohran threw this woman under the bus lol