By the way the American Farm Bureau Federation is a lobbying group and you're gonna love the name of the guy who founded it lol

NATO's expansion and American imperialism made him do it

The Midwest, long divided, must unite...

People will log onto Bluesky and say anything. “The Gestapo respected papers.” No they didn’t. That’s not true.

"Just leave" you mean desertion??? That's exactly what he's telling them they should do!

It's because the big poultry farms would rather destroy tens of millions of birds, piling them in mass graves that then leech toxic metals into the groundwater, than do ONE (1) biosecurity

*adjusts glasses*

These are the oil people Mr President, the people that actually did kill off coal

I don't remember, is it legal to run over protesters

Not a huge fan of "just surrender lol" becoming the official US position but we'll see Ukraine's reaction I guess

I hadn't even considered it: how are robots, whose brains are actually in a server farm in Tennessee, supposed to function with the time lag to Mars. Are you going to land an entire server farm?

This is literally a running joke or mine for the cost of electricity "What did they run out of wiggled electrons at the electron wiggler factory???" I don't think my jokes should be in serious business planning

they should invent an elite who isn't stupid and evil

As someone in The Business I think this braindead comment hits at the center of it: People hate environmental policy for economic reasons but want all of the benefits of environmental policy for them personally. It's a dialectic to be sure but it basically boils down to "people are dumb"

Anyway my parents just told me they're going to cancel their season tickets because all of the food stalls are automated now or whatever this bullshit is

You have to live in a place with good pizza chains like Jets and Cottage Inn, otherwise you just gotta go with a local place. This is being an adult 101, you learn this shit by the time you're like, 23

feel like this will hit with a certain segment of my mutuals

Date idea: we sit 20 meters apart on a freezing beach

Ben Shapiro: The Dumbest Man Alive

A vision comes to me, I begin to levitate "NPO Energomash pride socks"

Would pony up for some Northrop Grumman or General Atomics pride socks unironically

I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel. We have to be SHARP on the left right now.

Very Cool that the entire premise of the federal government now is just enabling pedophilia

Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.

Frozen Hot ???

Your advisor in Anno 117 is a Jewish/Canaanite slave What did Ubisoft Mainz mean by this

incredible that for big companies, this is gonna be considered the 'uncompromising take'

The goddamn Turks, the Emiratis, the Qataris, and to a lesser extent the Russians and Chinese

one problem with a bunch of neophytes suddenly involving themselves in politics that always happens is when they see an incredibly normal product of the complexities of campaign finance, they immediately jump to it being a conspiracy which usually means blaming jews because that's how america works

Germans amirite

just speaking for a small corner of the Tribe here but not super excited about being the apparent fault line in the GOP schism

Again, in the recent German elections Die Linke had a party split where their loon wing left and formed a new party and the remaining party uhh Gained seats

Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.

Senator Tina enjoys her fucking weekends and she wants all of us to enjoy our fucking weekends that's someone who understands the people and understands the fucking weekend and understands AMERICA

This is such a downgrade from the actually interesting/funny art from blops 6

Ancient foot freaks

I'm like 60% genuinely concerned the result of this is some astroturfed pseudo social movement to normalize/decriminalize pedophilia as if it's like, homosexuality or something

always so funny when you talk to a european about diversity and they're like "of course we have diversity. we even allow slavs and poles in the same room as us now"

The woke mob is trying to erase Lincoln

I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying

Can you imagine being from Thuringen. The Arkansas of Germany. Absolutely nothing going on

To be fair coffee going extinct isn't his fault, but I'm sure he has some dumbass tariffs that didn't help

He has never touched a screwdriver or other small tool in his life

A lot of rare earths can be recovered as a secondary resource from many different areas, but even 2 years is a tad naive

They don't let men read books anymore, because of woke

the “axios is fake news trying to stir shit, dems aren’t gonna cave” to “the dem deal is actually good and smart and savvy” pipeline is real and best explained not be rational trains of thought but fear and cognitive dissonance

It's because a majority are paid to expressly not do that

Delayed air travel is probably the only element of the government shutdown that actually inconvenienced dems in Congress, unsurprising that they folded basically immediately

Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”