Blessed with a Sidy dunk 🥰

I need the Blazers and the Jazz to remember their goals are aligned

What people don’t realize is that Wemby went to train with shaolin monks so he could learn to be as patient as Jrue Holiday

Jrue got low low

Scoot vs the Jazz

Ace Bailey looks like one of those babies who is born with a full head of hair

Deni is so fast for his size man. Just a giant ass stallion streaking down the court

Put Scoot in.

I miss John Cho. Someone should put him in movies again.

Bonus take from me this week: You should get an extra challenge if your officiating crew’s stats show they are below average at upholding original calls on challenges

If I were an NBA referee my dad would probably lie and just tell people I was in jail

Knueppel looks exactly like one of my cousins that I absolutely despise

Tiago had a perfect challenge night

I choose to trust Rob Williams III

Kon Knueppel’s whistle is an acid trip

The challenge is successful even if it sucks for you personally

Goaltend?

Did LaMelo ever get in trouble for that car crash or nah?

Diabetes needs to keep his hands off Donovan

Matisse is in the foul twilight zone. He’s just trying to do what dudes are doing to him

I need to speak to whoever decided these Hornets uniforms should have vertical stripes on the jersey but not the shorts

The dunk gods are not smiling upon Donovan tonight

🗣️ VIT KREJCI WHAT IS YOUR DOG’S NAME AND IS IT A GOOD GIRL OR A GOOD BOY?

Wait Tiago won that challenge?!

Does this guy have an oversized white tee sleeve tucked into a shooting sleeve? 👀

Patty Fastball!

Scoot didn’t get the memo on the oops all headbands lineup

I hope they find Bam a proper sharpie

Brooke shouting out Leslie Wesley she’s just like us for real @tcbbiggs.bsky.social

Guys I’m deceased. This is ice cream.

Audra: Can you put on the Blazers game from the other day where Scoot played really well? Yeah she’s definitely my daughter

Scoot gets to be an honorary Korean for being so committed to team skinship

Blake breaking ankles and hyping Hansen. Spoiler: the new @wehaveatake.bsky.social episode is gonna teach you even more about this Blazers treasure

Lamar chatting up Deni on the sideline about a monkey meme has me dying

Blake Wesley! Yang Hansen! Garbage time (win variety) 🥳

So uh what is Deni’s minute restriction again

We definitely can’t go back in lifestyle @tcbbiggs.bsky.social. I am too accustomed to a bevy dunks

Something about Obi Toppin makes Tyler’s brain break. Whenever we play them he asks me who he is and then comments about how weird he moves on the court.

I want to see Caleb Love on the floor again so badly. 🫰❤️

Look at our Scoot 🥹

It’s oddly comforting to watch teams that aren’t mine smoke easy layups too

Tiago said fuck it let’s play all our ball handlers at once and see what happens

It’s so nice to see Brooke again

Deni’s ability to finish after taking a hit is just nuts. Like I forgot how much I should appreciate it when I don’t see it for a while

Wellwellwell look who brought the headband back

I’m making a birthday cake for my dad’s 80th birthday. Sure it’s belated, but I don’t remember the last time I was able to do this, and I don’t know how many more opportunities I’ll get. Bake cakes for people whenever you can, I always say.

Wellp I have a cake to bake!

Yes. Supreme Court Judges.