New phone day

Sometimes I wonder if the reason elder millennials are such a goofy little sub-generation is because we all saw I Heart Huckabees in our early 20s.

My favorite genre of dog pic is the ones where it looks like they’re driving a car

I miss MTV from like 1995 when you could turn it on and just have a stream of music videos while you did stuff around the house

Brown butter blondies with pretzels, chocolate chips, and toffee bits for teacher appreciate week 🥰

First, Fire game was a lot of fun! Excited for the season! @roselharding.bsky.social @octdesertlover.bsky.social

Just realized there’s a Korean on this Sparks team

These refs are blowing whistles like they get paid like traffic cops

Ohi Fire

Luna always looks so put out when I drop her off at the groomers 😭

Korean be like: 손 (hand) 목 (neck) = 손목 (wrist) 눈 (eye) 물 (water) = 눈물 (tears) English be like: “gubernatorial”

Exit interviews started at 10 and are still going at 1:15… the reporters have got to be starving

All my homies love Tiago

It’s nice to watch Fire basketball with absolutely no expectations about anyone or anything. I can just be grateful it exists because yesterday it didn’t.

Glad to see Emily back

Carla’s waking up

WEDGIE

Aw dang Emily

God it feels good to hate Seattle for a basketball-related reason again.

My daughter, one minute into the first Fire preseason game: “All the players are women? And the people talking on tv are women too?” My daughter, five minutes into the first Fire preseason game: “Why is our coach a man? It makes no sense.”

Really excited to learn the names of all these WNBA refs

If Serah Williams can continue to cook, expect my UConn Husky dad to GLOAT

One of my oldest friends is a Mystics fan and she told me this could be Emily Engstler’s breakout season. She just needs the opportunity for consistent minutes

Em!

Alex Sarama is THIRTY years old?!

Let’s go Portland Fire 🔥

Tell me about a friend you met bc you were a fan of the Blazers. I want to hear about all the people basketball brought into your lives. I met @tcbbiggs.bsky.social at a game on October 17, 2017. I knew her as Team Mom from the bad place. I had never met anyone as joyful about basketball as her.

ESPN needs to chill

At the beginning of the season I told @danfavale.bsky.social I thought the Blazers could win 40 games and be a play in team. I also told him our biggest need was shooting. Despite the injuries, Blazers won 42 and stole the 7th seed. They also took one away game off the Spurs. Good season guys.

For a positive, the guys have done a decent job taking care of the ball tonight. Only 6 turnovers. Spurs have 13.

Nyla’s dad is in.

Oh they’re still doing the big head cutouts in San Antonio? What is it 2015 down there?

If I’m being honest, after that play-in win I told myself, “let’s just not get swept.” And we didn’t. This team isn’t perfect but they’re ours and they did better than most people expected this season.

We love Rip Sidy

the coyote always looks like a flasher why does he look so naked compared to other pantsless mascots?

Big news. Audra has chosen her BTS bias. Congrats Jungkook (There’s are no wrong choices)

I really thought Kon would win ROY

I’m having the @tcbbiggs.bsky.social special

Game 4

At least we didn’t force a concussed player to play through a concussion and that’s a win in my book!

Get Stephon’s bouncy ponytail out of there before I cut it off

I should have rage rode today

I miss having our local broadcast for the first round.

Oh Shaedon is in this lineup

I need Doris to chill

Should I give Tyler his Father’s Day gift early? I feel like he should get to enjoy it rn

I’m still mad OKC plays the John Cena theme for Chet and-1s

Sometimes a Rob Williams rebound is like 40% violent and I’m here for it

Omg Jrue

Keldon Johnson looks like Kent Bazemore