He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

How are the blazers doing? (Sorry I was hanging out at the mall instead of watching)

Feel like “ongoing CONCACAF situation” could describe anything from this to full societal collapse.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

Nagbe fort Forever 🫡 #RCTID

A new era of women’s soccer begins today. USL W is coming to Portland in May 2026. Read all about it, and be the first to join the season ticket waitlist portlandbangers.com/uslw

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Care like we do. #RCTID

Get rid of everyone and build around Surman, Ayala and Velde #RCTID

FUCK SEATTLE

Me finally listening to Taylor swift today

more dillon, less ice

This ruled

Everyone today:

just watched Stevie Nicks from a suite with Thorns Legend Sam Coffey. no biggie

Media doesn't get to watch practice so take this for what it is, but if there's one player that Chauncey Billups and other players have singled out as having a really good camp so far, it's Shaedon Sharpe.

september 30 ... october 1

This is how I make life decisions

I was having a good day too until I deci to log on here and see the Hina Trade.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Nice to have a real capo with passion in 105/106 tonight. not someone who’s a wet blanket #RCTID

Things Portland is currently ravaged by: Pizza Temperate, sunny weather Coffee Middling soccer Sunsets Farmer’s markets Apples Hiking trails Thai food Fresh hops Harvest-ready vineyards Things Portland is not ravaged by: War Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It’s so funny how 11 men who get paid millions to kick a ball around can effect my day within 90 minutes

KAMAL. ROCKET. 🚀

Maybe I’m Better off watching below deck instead of this match

Diego Chara scored his first MLS goal 14 years ago against tonight's opponent Vancouver. It was the Timbers and Whitecaps first meeting in MLS, tonight they clash for 39th time #RCTID

Before the #Rapture begins today, I just wanna get a few things off my chest: 1. I let the dogs out 2. You’ve Got Mail is the worst movie I’ve ever seen 3. Cheddar cheese on a burger is for psychopaths 4. I was the poop bandit in high school

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

#RCTID FOREVER AND EVER.

Wow. History made. Clipse just became the first hip-hop act ever to perform at the Vatican, backed by John Legend and the Voices of Free orchestra. They performed “The Birds Don’t Sing.”

Missed this live, brilliant!!!

1 hour after getting my Covid / flu shots and I already feel like hot garbage

If you’re ever in SE Portland, go to Mama Chow’s kitchen. It’s abs top 3 of my favorite food carts in all of Portland

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

When the Blazers score 100 points, you get free orange chicken

The Paul G. Allen Estate and Tom Dundon’s group have entered into a formal sale agreement for the Trail Blazers. I’m told the sale is expected to officially close before the end of the 2025-26 NBA season.

need the Blazers to play at Civic stadium again

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

BANG MOTHER FUCKING BANG

Every trophy except MLS is Back.

Being at a wedding on my birthday is nice cause I’m not the center of attention and I get to eat so many tacos

Posting for any @timbersarmy.org folks who may have traveled to Minnesota. #rctid

Calling me “Milf” is offensive to all the actual hot moms out there because I’m neither a mom or hot

The San Jose Earthquakes is an offensive name because California has earthquakes. #offened