Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna

A violent reminder that Gilly & Billy pins are back in stock and look great on your jean jacket, backpack, or lapel if you’re running for office. www.mulebooks.com/store/gilly-...

Bay shrimp and pepperoni on pizza is freakishly fantastic.

Step outside, if you have a moment.

Iran is whooping America’s ass so bad they got Melania out here like:

My “I never had a relationship with Epstein” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

I'm wondering if the treasury or the Pentagon even cared about the repercussions of any of this. Strait is closed, troops in the region defenseless, and barely any lip service about price relief. We get to die so they get to launder their money. That's what the bother to plan for.

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

In the words of Sidney Dean, "It's hard work. It's hard god damn work . . . " making sure my outrage for Trump fascist moves that I already know about does not prevent me from generating outrage for *NEW* Trump fascist moves that I learn about today. Trump's gutting the National Forest Service.

We're still doing nothing at all about this asshole, huh? Brain of a goldfish, huh?

New Friday theme. Thanks @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social and @secondwindgroup.com.

Ventriloquist slurs

This one's for the Kalshi Krowd™, I take it.

The jesus juice isn't working anymore, fucko. You're exposed and you now know it.

IMPEACH

Still in a box.

PHOTO OF THE DAY. Pablo Picasso (1962). 📷 Arnold Newman

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Shit I dunno I'm so tired.

I’m not spiraling this is a pirouette you dumbass

<exhales> www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgnE...

Remove him anyway. No one, not the Iranians, not our fellow people deserve this constant abuse. Impeach, remove, impound.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

Hunkering down with some comfort composers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOV7...

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

This brings me back to the Sandy Hook argument. If we chose silence in the face of the murder of children, we chose our path.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

You are a senator.

<pen tapping on desk insistently> <clears throat> YOU. FILE THE ARTICLES. NOW. Not the GOP. YOU.

The #Artemis II astronauts said they needed more superlatives to describe their view of the eclipse, when the Sun was behind the Moon and its near surface was faintly illuminated by Earthshine

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

<exhales>

I mean...jesus fuck, astronauts just went around the moon yesterday and today we're screaming to at the fucking president...AGAIN...so they have a place to come home to. We're fucking irredeemable.

THANKS A LOT CHUCK I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT

I don't like throwing this idiot's posts into my timeline (Trump's not op!), but I'm getting a feeling that this new slide into total derangement needs documentation. I wish we had people of courage around him to somehow do the right thing and pull him away from the levers of power. Alas...

Love this!

do you know how mad I would be if I was ON (near) THE MOON and still had to fucking hear his voice???

They're seeing a solar eclipse like no other. Man...I'm jealous.

The dark side of the moon is illuminated by Earthshine. That's so lovely.

The whole world could be celebrating our country’s accomplishment as these astronauts view the moon from this location for the first time in 50 years. Instead, they are waiting to see if our megalomaniacal President will commit the war crimes he publicly threatened.

Not every day you get the entirety of humanity to settle down a sec for a group photo.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

I've played enough Kerbal to have my heart racing about now.

I mean COME ON. Look how it posed so perfectly for the camera. Instantly iconic.

Heck yeah!