convincing people that computers are smart was a huge mistake. computers are exactly as stupid now as they were in 1975, they're just much faster at stupid.

Uh... check out Nightcrawler over here.

I hope he saw Montana.

We did not agree on every issue. But today, we all mourn the passing of a leader who provided a lot to the community.

Pisces: You finally settle on a retirement and savings plan, and that plan is “fuck my future self.”

They embalmed him already.

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

The Erling Haaland WC retrospective.

NGL - that England goal was brilliant.

They're saying Madueke is expected to start on the right wing but Harry Kane's already teeing off there

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

⚽🕹️ The first official World Cup computer game was a fiasco. WORLD CUP CARNIVAL: MEXICO '86 was just a tweaked re-release of Artic Computing's World Cup Football, to cash in on the tournament at over 4× the original price. 💸 Its awfulness has been saved for posterity ⤵️ archive.org/search?tab=a...

first day as a delivery driver. ive never held a pizza before but im sure i’ll figure it out. wish me luck

Telemundo loves to capture people doing motorboat lips/blowing out in frustration, in slow motion replay, so people attending World Cup games, just keep that in mind

Opening Ceremonies.

tHe mIrAcLe oF fLIgHt

Graham Platner’s claim that the Democratic Establishment conspired to destroy his candidacy is the only good thing I’ve heard about the Democratic Establishment in months.

This time tomorrow I'll hopefully be sipping my first martini at the high limit room, per tradition.

Is Platner planted yet?

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Taking off for Vegas tomorrow, so expect a heavy dose of vacation spamming. Adjust your notifications accordingly. Apologies in advance.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Beat his ass, Binface.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

WTF

Reform's leader will be played by Billie Piper.

Spraining a big toe in the middle of the night is a lovely thing to do days before a Vegas vacation. Just..<*&^$%&^%>...lovely.

Sorry it had to end like this. Was a solid run. We even getting a little hopeful. We just couldn't resist the worst of our avarice and thus, we very deservedly whammy out.

Well, with respect to the lads, I'm going to have drop support. I've had enough of "loopholes".

Fuck off to Saudi forever, Ronaldo, and never curse my sight again.

Removing Florida was not necessary, but it was satisfying.

How the new info op works.

An opposition party suborns the meddling and cheating of an executive is not in opposition. They are in collaboration.

We were going to fuck this up somehow. Was only a matter of time.

This reads like a 1970s TV cop listing names for drugs. “They’re hopped on sea nuggets until the pusher gets them more teezers and ‘onion r.’l

for the first time in almost a thousand years, the universe has called upon Norway to crush the English

Jaysus, that match was a ride.

Well, thanks to this asshole, I'm rooting against my own country now. Way to go, idiot.

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

Statement from Belgian FA.

fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby

So what is next week's trip going to...look...like... ...oh.

Cats in Cars Sunday Drive Edition