We're still doing nothing at all about this asshole, huh? Brain of a goldfish, huh?

New Friday theme. Thanks @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social and @secondwindgroup.com.

Ventriloquist slurs

This one's for the Kalshi Krowd™, I take it.

The jesus juice isn't working anymore, fucko. You're exposed and you now know it.

IMPEACH

Still in a box.

PHOTO OF THE DAY. Pablo Picasso (1962). 📷 Arnold Newman

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Shit I dunno I'm so tired.

I’m not spiraling this is a pirouette you dumbass

<exhales> www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgnE...

Remove him anyway. No one, not the Iranians, not our fellow people deserve this constant abuse. Impeach, remove, impound.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

Hunkering down with some comfort composers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOV7...

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

This brings me back to the Sandy Hook argument. If we chose silence in the face of the murder of children, we chose our path.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

You are a senator.

<pen tapping on desk insistently> <clears throat> YOU. FILE THE ARTICLES. NOW. Not the GOP. YOU.

The #Artemis II astronauts said they needed more superlatives to describe their view of the eclipse, when the Sun was behind the Moon and its near surface was faintly illuminated by Earthshine

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

<exhales>

I mean...jesus fuck, astronauts just went around the moon yesterday and today we're screaming to at the fucking president...AGAIN...so they have a place to come home to. We're fucking irredeemable.

THANKS A LOT CHUCK I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT

I don't like throwing this idiot's posts into my timeline (Trump's not op!), but I'm getting a feeling that this new slide into total derangement needs documentation. I wish we had people of courage around him to somehow do the right thing and pull him away from the levers of power. Alas...

Love this!

do you know how mad I would be if I was ON (near) THE MOON and still had to fucking hear his voice???

They're seeing a solar eclipse like no other. Man...I'm jealous.

The dark side of the moon is illuminated by Earthshine. That's so lovely.

The whole world could be celebrating our country’s accomplishment as these astronauts view the moon from this location for the first time in 50 years. Instead, they are waiting to see if our megalomaniacal President will commit the war crimes he publicly threatened.

Not every day you get the entirety of humanity to settle down a sec for a group photo.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

I've played enough Kerbal to have my heart racing about now.

I mean COME ON. Look how it posed so perfectly for the camera. Instantly iconic.

Heck yeah!

JUST IN: The Artemis II astronauts have broken a record set by NASA's Apollo 13 astronauts. Once they arrive at the moon, the crew will loop about 4,000 miles from the lunar surface late Monday.

Went looking for my old "Wood Cookie Monster" PTFC graphic to show a coworker and found this little crossover fun: (boy, how things change)

Far side of the moon released by NASA today. 🧪🔭

We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis

NASA #Artemis II flyby coverage schedule; all times in Eastern. You can follow along live on NASA+ (plus.nasa.gov) or on the NASA YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/@NASA). It should be amazing to watch!

We are so, so small. #Artemis

He means it this time.