38 years ago today: The Next Generation's first scene🖖 "Captain's log, Stardate 41153.7. Our destination is Planet Deneb IV, beyond which lies the great unexplored mass of the galaxy. My orders are to examine Farpoint, a starbase built there by the inhabitants of that world." TNG is 40 soon 🤯

YES, YOU DUMB HUMP.

I like this message from Mayor Wilson. Keep calling out the truth (this is a distraction) and make clear the contrast between playing w his toy soldiers vs actually doing things that improve our lives.

Ok. Good night.

# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon The Guardian: 1st paragraph BBC: 4th paragraph AP: 5th paragraph Time: 6th paragraph Politico: 8th paragraph NPR: 9th paragraph CNN: 10th paragraph NBC: 12th paragraph Fox News: never mentions

This is gross and stupid propaganda and if you sign up you deserve to be mocked. Also student loan forgiveness, huh? <fumes at Biden>

I wonder if there's a difference...

Oh fuck off, you dumb baby.

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

you don’t have many first amendment rights as a federal employee, but it’s not *zero*

Ha ha ha fk off! Wernher von Braun & team were imported Germans & so much for US being a ‘classless’ country where ‘anyone’ can make it.

The Brian Wilson of his time.

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Well I'll be damned, it actually works. Actual size, too!

Sinclair. Phfft. sbgi.net/sinclair-sta...

YEEEEEEESH

Ok, WHO RESTORED THE CAT PAINTING?

Find me a pool hall with kittehs. Stat.

It's NOT "settled" no matter what Secretary of Wiggum says.

So why wasn't there a "Pujols" candy bar?

buds is it normal to have the phrase "your genetic lineage" in your back pocket to pull out in tense situation

"Stop calling us fascist or we'll fascist" is a really weird threat to come from your own government.

this is the sole platform of the Labour Party

So basically... #RCTID

Finally made it to the breadsticks.

What...the...

Project this on the side of the Capitol and Supreme Court until this nightmare is over.

So when @jparish.bsky.social says he's releasing a coffee table book, he means "book you can make coffee table from".

We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.

I ain't clutching no eagle.

[Random Towns Bot voice]: Enumclaw, Washington (pop. 13,173)

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Every time I'm at the sushi bar, there's some jerk with a camera..

spiritually and emotionally I am these lions from a 1500s painting

This is Fisto. Guess what Fisto does.

Me and my favorite childhood game. Comfort food for lunch today.

cops lately when they see any bullet casing

They’re destroying our history!